Haw Haw Pokey pwns U

Pokey the Platypus is famous for going on TV and poking ppls eyes out and giggling like the goblins in RPG games. His greatest quote is"Nyahaha Nyahaha there goes yer left one, mate...and there goes your right one...Nyahaha..."(From the special episode 'Hard Candy Platypus' and he wasn't poking out someone's eyes...)

/And despite what former employees say about him, he is not sending out subliminal messages to blind(nor castrate...Ahem) opposing ethnicities./

Availible Now: Pokey the Platypus(R) Merchandise!!! Released by the ~Overdoing it With Merchandise Company~

Dolls: An adorable, huggable, almost-life size version of Pokey! $59.99(Note: warranted for 3 months)

Keychains: Now you can bring Pokey everywhere you go! Gorgeously painted with a special formula of lead-based piant.$19.99+tax(Made in China)

T-shirts: One size fits all!$17.99(Unless you have a waistline of over 11 inches. Ahem)

Manga: Hey, they made'em for Avatar, Hannah Montana, and Warriors, we can do it too. Take that you Japanese Heathe-I mean, uh...At $15.00 a volume, you can read about lovable little Pokey instead of buying a manga that actually means something like Loveless or Fruits Basket! 5 times as boring as Yotsuba!!!

(Note: I hate Yotsuba. SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!1!)