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Author has written 22 stories for Romance, Young Adult, Humor, General, Love, and General. previously sugarspun.matrixes I would like to begin by saying: if you have taken the time to check out my profile, please please PLEASE drop a review on my stories (any and all-- review mine, I'll review yours)! Unless I just did, because, you know, then we'll get trapped in this endless cycle and we'll run out of things to review, and I'll start feeling terribly guilty, and no one wants that, right? Yes, the longer the better, but anything is so appreciated. Don't you want to make me smile? Now, the pleading (on my freaking knees) has ceased. And if I forget (I try to be good, I swear!) just pm me and let me know. So... me, myself, and I. I'm an eighteen-year-old redhead who live(d) in Brooklyn and actually attend(ed) an all-girls private school. Yeah, the kind with uniforms and everything. I'm a completely nutty soccer-playing-closet-writing-basket-case-photographer-wannabe who wishes she lived in the movies, with a soundtrack constantly playing over the important moments in her life, along with a signature theme song, of course. My friends and my dog and my little brother are always there and static and lovely. I have a rabbit named Blue. Now in college at... a super-secret location. Doubt anyone has actually read this far, but if they have, it would be beyond lovely if they would review a story (or more is cool, too). To everyone not on this site, just believe me, I know we probably all sound crazy with review lust, but if you would be so kind... And if anyone finds one of those heartwrenchingly bitter-sweet, open, lovely stories that leave your toes curled up and your mind galaxies above the clouds, let me know. I love finding good things to read. And now some lovely quotes to browse for funsies... "When life hands you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail." -Forgetting Sarah Marshall "I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!" -Tropic Thunder "Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004: Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." -Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind "The French don't care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it right." -My Fair Lady Screw it, I'm unbelievably superstitious. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! | |||||||
1. Tried'True'Blue Girls » reviewsChloe is a Queen-Bee-in-training, and she has to go to Mexico to help her ex-best-friend’s ex-boyfriend win her back. But the awkward and charming Alfie also dragged along his own best friend- a cynical, philosophical, blue-eyed stoner named Max.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 3-1-092. crazy new york artist girl reviewsshe will wish on glitter-glue and the tuesday after next/like they’re going out of styleComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 10-8-093. Ode to Peter Pan reviewshis address is the day after tomorrow/and if it were the apocalypse, i would want to hear his laugh/as he whispers honeyed electricity -i don’t want guarantees-Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 9-23-094. Dogs and Aliens reviewsThey are dysfunctional and illogical and imperfect and he doesn’t even really like her, anyway. But it’s 2am, and she’s throwing pebbles at his window, praying he’ll come watch the shooting-stars-slash-UFOs with her. ONESHOT.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 9-20-095. Haptic Jungle and Sunshine Synchronicity » reviewsThe whole thing is so funny, because there’s this boy I don’t know, and he doesn’t know me, and his hands are shaking and he’s staring at me like I’m the Jolly Green Giant as he undresses me.And it's sunkisses and disillusionment and idealism and the end.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 3-10-096. crack coffee and soy » reviewsAlec is a broken-hearted, starving artist trying to find the inspiration he lost about eight months ago. Cammie stays thin by talking, doesn’t ask permission, and the only things she knows how to feel are silk sheets. Director, take one. Shoot.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 10-5-087. Screwing Sunday » reviewsSunday will be valedictorian. She will be. She will– ooh, wow, her toes are long! Lovely. Right. And Tom Hazard... is the class clown. An unemotional stone. Her competition for valedictorian. And then- well, then it all went nicely to hell.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 7-11-098. Burning Canvas reviewsMeet Edie: a grieving, privileged, electronics geek with a penchant for hair accessories. Her twin sister just died-after rescuing a genetic freak known only as Seven-under... mysterious circumstances. Now the vigilantes want Edie to join the revolution.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 8-16-099. Catching Crazy » reviewsDizzy is pretty sure she was just saved by a real, live superhero, and she- ooh, shiny! What was her– right, she won’t be the bait for any wannabe Lois Lane. Yeah. And, um, Ernest Clifford III needs to accept that she only dates tortured, artistic types.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 8-21-0810. Sugared Freckles reviewsshe doesn’t think they’re soulmates and he’s not sure they’ll ever fit quite right -and there’s nothing special or beautiful about them-. just a pair of disaffected teens. /down the rabbit hole/Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 3-27-0911. Mayhem, Murder and Manolo's » reviewsCharlie: awkward and mathematically gifted. Going to find her missing friend. Jamie: Too-beautiful boy. Won't give her the time of day. Toby: Redheaded genius. Going to drive her crazy. /it's shoes and smiles and SATs/Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 1-19-0812. Confessions of a Teenage Idiot » reviewsMurphy might have gotten really drunk.He might have accidentally cheated on his girlfriend.He might have woken up stark naked with a letter apologizing for all the shit he's done, surrounded by members of the Christian Youth Fellowship.He pleads the 5th.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 12-14-0813. An Inevitable, Nonsensical Hijacking reviewsshe has the smile of a child and a heartbreaker -he is Peter-Pan-apocalypse-. he caught her and he let her fall. /Of runny noses and colds and gin-joints and Barbie and Ken and skin/Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 2-20-0914. Stalkers and Cigarettes and Valentine's Day reviewsDon’t you know what caffeine does to you? No, I have no idea. But I’m sure it’s not good. What do you mean there’s caffeine in tea? What? My boyfriend? He's just... running a little late. This isn't a date!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-14-0915. Sweets and Cherries and Other Lovely Things reviewsSadie’s in the middle, see, and when she dies, they’re all screwed. Because- it’s- well, it’s like this- Xander loves her, but she screws Mac, who also sleeps with Xander’s sister. And the jailbait, the pill-popper, and the geek are... well, um, caught.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 11-29-0816. December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts » reviewsHe just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 4-10-0817. Confused Musings of a Girl Who Gets Shrek » reviewsThe roller coaster ride that is long hair, one night stands, bubblegum and so much more. COMPLETE!Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 6-5-0818. Their Story » reviewsIt’s about girls who know they’re right but they’re too scared to say so. Boys who need order and organization or everything will fall apart. Macchiatos, jello shots, quiet and sweet and dirty. And everything in between. -told in drabbles-General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 11-5-0819. Switch to the Express reviewsOne perfect kiss and she was willing to forget everything. Too bad that kiss was in her dreams. Too bad he still had no idea that she’d only talked to him that time because she was worried she’d look too psychotic simply staring into his beautiful eyes.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 10-23-0820. Once Upon a Time' and Kill Me Ever After's » reviewsThe fate of the world is in the hands of four college students. The happy one set her dorm room on fire, the boy she thinks has pretty eyes thinks everyone's trying to kill him, he lives with a wannabe Native American, and the other one wears leather.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 8-30-0821. Smithsons, Jamesons, and the Hazy People Inbetween » reviewsJennie Smithson, one time ditz, prom queen and total Barbie, has made a Big Decision. She will be a math major and she will get one twelfth of one ounce of respect doing so, dammit. And those stupid fratboys, badboys, and all-other-boys won’t mess her up.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 2-26-0822. Simple: I Just Like You reviewsI like that you always part your bangs over the middle of your right eye and they're such a boring brown. I like how you’re always chewing on that pen, holding it like a cigarette. I just don't like you. I don't like you. I just wish I believed myself.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08