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Author has written 5 stories for Romance. I write romance. Mostly one-shots. Aside from writing, I am obsessed with quotes and love photography. My name is Cassie. Age 15. I'm half-Italian, half-Navajo. Live part-time with my mom in California, The OC. The rest of the time I live in Boston with my dad. Born in Pittsburg. Am fairly multi-cultural. I love -- scratch that -- ADORE baseball. Go Pirates! And now, some quotes. Most of these are from my friends, or snippets of conversations I've overheard. I have a good memory for things I hear. The dates aren't quite in order... "You are my nugget of happiness." "Cherry pie is nasty." "Leftover Chinese is my vice. I could probably live without it. But is a life without cold leftover Chinese really worth living?" "I'm going to give you until the count of ten before I massacre your entire village." "When life gives you lemons, try not to make a sour face." "Just for the record, I'm not after your wife..." "I called in sick today. If anyone calls for me, I'm not home." "Daddy... I think Grandma just physically assaulted that hermaphrodite. Or would that be sexual harassment since she grabbed his boob?" .x.o.x.o.x. Thanks for visiting my profile! If you'd like to chat, PM me anytime and I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks again! | |||||
1. Hey There, Delilah » reviewsDelilah I can promise you that by the time that we get through, the world will never ever be the same. And you're to blame.Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-19-082. Silly Ass reviewsYou're always tripping over yourself in front of her.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-083. Birds of a Feather reviewsThey say birds of a feather flock together, but you seem to be the odd duck out.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 1-25-084. Curious Conversations with Drug Addicts reviewsIt's hard to concentrate on the words when he's only half-dressed.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-085. Laundry Day reviewsOneshot. Based loosely on reallife events. Cute little dialog piece written on laundry day for English class.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-08