"Love is just a MetaPhor!!" (C) by Jasmine Delilah
Hello everyone! I have a FanFiction profile also, and then I found this out too.
Slight Bio of Myself:
Real Name: Meggin. But I only refer to myself as Jasmine though.
Age: 16... almost 17!
Hair Color: Light brown... Dark blonde
Eye Color: Light brown mixed with green, but it's been looking green a lot more recently.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: Umm, a women never reveals two things, and this is one of them...
Clothing Style: Well, it's pretty much jeans, and tee shirts... And I love my hoodies! They rock my world almost as hard as music and wrestling... But not close enough.
Personality: I'm probably one of the craziest people you might meet or talk to that is not in a psych ward. Yes, it's that simple. Oh, but I am pretty fun, honest, funny, and just a huge dork.
Music is my first love. Wrestling is my second. The love I have for my friends are undying and I couldn't live without them. My close family (my mom, dad, 2 brothers, future sister-in-laws, and my beautiful niece) are the greatest things God could've stuck me with. We fight, we have our rough patches, but I love them as much as I ever could. Jeff Hardy has got the be the most beautiful man I've seen. And I've got a thing for older men. Not my fault.
"92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would laugh their ass off!"
"Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who can't decide on what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, which means weird is good! If you are weird, unique and proud of it, then copy this to your profile!"
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Favorite TV Shows:
Survivor (Ashley was on SURVIVOR!)
Big Brother (I absolutey love Dr. Will, Mike Boogey, and Evel Dick!)
Kyle XY (He really does have a bellybutton in real life!)
RAW (The best show in the world)
TNA (I MET JOHNNY DEVINE!!)
Smackdown (Matt is back!!)
ECW (love Miz and Morrison)
American Gladiator (But, I haven't been watching it too much!)
Rock the Cradle (Jesse Blaze Snider looks like Shannon Moore and Criss Angel's love child)
The Dirt Sheet (Technically, it's not a TV show, but I love it!! Miz and Morrison are funny, even though they make fun of some of my favorite wrestlers... Oh well!)
Favorite Movies:
Kiss The Girls (God Bless for Cary Elwes...)
The Breakfast Club (Judd Nelson is an amazing actor... And pretty hott back in the day!)
Sandlot (It's a classic of my generation)
SAW (even though I hate the clown doll... shivers)
Phantom Of The Opera (It's beautiful and I wanna see it on Broadway)
Music and Lyrics ("You're so sensitive, for a man that wears such tight pants." , "It forces all the blood to my heart." One of my favorite movie quotes ever!)
Favorite Animes/Mangas:
Princess Princess (It's so stupidly funny!)
Naruto (Supposedly by my dad and stepmom, "it's too violent!" Shove it up your ass!)
Man's Best Friend (hehehehehehehehehehe)
Fake (Love Ryo and Dee forever!)
Legal Drug (I need to read that again... ACE!)
Loveless (I need to finish the Mangas... again, ACE!)
Yugi-Oh and Yugi-Oh GX! (Who couldn't love them?)
Digimon (I DON'T CARE! I love Digimon...)
Favorite Bands/Artists:
Daughtry (lovelovelovelovelove!)
Fozzy (It doesn't matter that Jericho is the lead singer, that band rocks! Ok, maybe it does...)
Peroxwhy?gen (Yes, it is Jeffrey Nero Hardy's band! But it's not my fault)
Three Days Grace (Good songs, awesome band)
Seether (I love them, and they sing my song)
Nirvana (RIP Kurt Cobain!)
Kid Rock (Who can't love a Detriot boy? I can't!)
AFI (They sing my fave Indy wrestler's theme song!)
The Used (Love them)
Cobra Starship (Viva La Cobra!)
Superchick (Love them... I am a Barlow Girl!)
Finger Eleven (Amazing musicness)
Please refer to my FanFiction for anything. Thank you so much!!
--Jasmine Delilah--
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