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Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Horror, Humor, Romance, General, and Love. "Doubt the stars are fire; doubt the sun doth move; doubt the truth to be a liar; but never doubt I love." - William Shakespeare. They tend to call me Victoria. I really don't know why, though. My name is really Alfanzo. I have five cats. I have allergies to some unknown substance, and it irritates me to death. I am an endangered species, bordering extinction. I kindof hate when people put pictures of their kids as their profile pictures on facebook or something. No better way than that to get the peadophiles after 'em. I take pictures of myself like I'm going out of style. In October, 2008, I had a cancer scare. But, it was just that - a scare. And I thank God that I'm alive and cancer free since 1993. I hate when people use the word "Seen" instead of "saw." It's a real pissoff and it peeves me like it ain't no thang. I think that people over the age of fifty shouldn't have Facebook, Myspace, or anything else like that. They're bigger creepers than all of the young people combined. I can be very critical at times. I am sarcastic. I like llamas and sheep. They're just so awesome and rad. Billy on the movie "Penelope" is a very funny boy. He's semi-british and my future boyfriend. I once said that if my iPod was human, he would be my very best friend in the world. That still stands. I love Michaelangelo. BTW: I'm a female, if it isn't obvious. If you're confused, I think the boobs, and the lack of buldge when I wear tight pants is a good giveaway. Shiloh makes me laugh so much. I won't call her, though. She'll call me later. I laugh a lot. I really do. I'm friendly. I like to dance. A lot. The sound of plates hitting together drives me bonkers. I hate it so much. I'm not the prettiest flower in the bundle. I know that. But, I don't really care. I am, in fact, reliant on tea. I need at least one cup a day or I go whacko. I've done more facebook notes than I have friends. It's actually very sad. I do buy CDs, instead of downloading and burning them. I do support the industry, but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't burn a CD off if I can't get it here. I'm not strict as to what I put in my CD player. I can't say that I actually dispise anybody, but, I do hate, and I mean hate as huge as Chuck Norris, some people. I really do. I like wearing fluffy socks. They're so soft. I'm eccentric. I've never, EVER, done drugs. I've never gotten drunk, either. Mostly because I think its pointless and, it'll just come back to eat you out in the end. I play the flute in my school band. I really don't like it, but its fun to play. I'm so pale, I look sick most of the time. It sucks for when I blush. I don't wear makeup. Fanfiction.net/fictionpress.com made me need glasses. I did, in fact, copy this from my Facebook profile. I'm just that great. :D | |||||||||
1. Dark reviewsI'll never forget what happened that night. It will never leave my mind. Ever.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 2-25-092. Breathe » reviewsThey say “time is healing”, but, honestly, that couldn't be any more untrue. It's been a whole year, and I still have to hold myself together to keep from breaking. From shattering into over a million little pieces.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 11-25-083. Down reviewsJust a poem ...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-094. On the Dance Floor reviewsI take the chance; I will still dance.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 12-12-085. Peaches reviewsThe fuzz on peaches is how I would describe him. I don't know why, I just would.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 8-8-086. Ex Lover reviews... She stepped on his stomach, making sure all of the air was out of his lungs. Rated T for gore.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-087. Everything I'm NotIt's all you ever hear: Look like this, speak like this, be like THIS.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-088. Addiction reviewsHe needed it, he wanted it. He was dependant. He was in too deep.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-089. The Choronicles of Robyn reviewsThe Choronicles of Robyn: The Dragon, The Pavement, and the Skipping Rope. The title is self explainitory. Based off a true story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 5-10-0810. Imperfection reviewsHer writing was wishful thinking at first. Now, it was an obsession. Her oxygen.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-0811. The Little Bird reviewsMy social studies teacher made this up, because I asked him to. All credit goes to him. If only he knew I was posting this...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-0812. The Chase reviewsIt wasn't enough. It's never enough. This will ultimatly end in death.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-0813. Copy Cat reviewsI no longer look up to you, I no longer need you, but I still love you. A little oneshot, done in letter form. A girl writes to her sister. TOTALLY FICTION!Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 1-29-0814. Hatred Can Hurt reviewsOriginally a demand writing piece at school. I decided to put it on here, when I should be practicing my flute. Just a little something. Rated T for violence and smoking, but smoking isn't something to be rated for, but, just to be safe. Read and review.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
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