"The best moments in reading are when you come across something- a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things- that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand as come out, and taken yours."
Hey, this is Abbi's profile. You can call her His Terrible Beauty if you must, but it's a bit long and pretentious, isn't it?
This is Jake here. You know, the star of her newest little project? She's planning on writing me lots of dirty little scenes with various sexy beings, so I told her I'd write her profile for her- as a sign of gratitude, and because she's lazy as hell.
Where to begin? She's inconsistent. She'll jump between stories in her head and is more likely to be writing a oneshot than putting effort into whatever chaptered story she's supposed to be working on. I guess we all need a little motivation sometimes; this time, I'm hoping she sticks with it. At least until I can have my wicked way with October, because c'mon, the boy is seriously gorgeous...
Ahem. So... make sure she doesn't give up on me, alright? I know Cassie's already feeling a little abandoned, although Abbi assures her she isn't.
Abbi isn't like a lot of you. She's not that fun, to be honest. She's not really funny/random or anything like that. She's weirder than the weird kids, I think, but that's perfectly alright with me, since she's the one who made me up. I owe her for that.
Her fanfiction.net account is here, if you like that sort of thing; she's written a lot of Harry Potter stuff and a bunch of her old Zoey 101 rubbish is there too. I wouldn't read it if I were you; the only good thing about that show was the friendship between the three guys, and even when they introduced the hot one they kept on pretending they were all straight. Even Abbi bought into that belief.
Thankfully she's now a big fan of boy love, so in the near future don't be surprised to see Ryan and Troy being a little more than the music in each other, alright? She's pretty much delusional but she's fully aware of it, so I reckon you should just humour her. Let her be a fangirl, it's kind of cute how happy it makes her!
Anyway, if you wanna contact her, you know how. Drop her a line, just don't be mean, okay? If you don't like slash, don't read it, and I swear, if you so much as make her doubt herself for a minute, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Well. I won't. But I will write you a strongly worded letter, and then Leo will kick your ass. Between you and me, I think he likes her (and she likes him too, if the rambling about his body is anything to go by!) so... be nice.
Don't forget to review!
Lots of love,
Jake xo
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