'Suuuuuup. So, my name is less exciting than my characters'; that's all you need to know. I started writing sophomore year in high school (embarrassingly) and now, several years later, finally wrote something I'm actually proud of. I like it enough to post, anyway, which is more than my other, more humiliating stories can boast.

I'm generally a selfish creature - my poor, shriveled heart survives on the reviews I receive. I will love you, my readers, for now and EVER if you review. Besides, I don't want to DIE. :D I'll leave you alone now. But not before I say, my lovelies, that I really appreciate any input anyone has to give me (and if it's terribly negative, I WILL rip you a new asshole. Verbally, of course. Literally would take so long to clean up...), and thank you sooooo much...

Check out the two stories I have so far - currently, "Expect the Unexpected" is taking a much-needed break from my crappy ideas until I get less retarded. I am totally in LOVE with the idea of "Diamonds in the Sky"; it's basically my new baby, so any thoughts on it would definitely spark more creativity and happiness!

xoxo--

Dorkified and Lovely

A Steensy Bit About Moi...

Well, a steensy bit more anyway.

Okay. You know how so many people have profiles which say things like "I can't live without chocolate"? Yeah, fuck that. I'm allergic. Fucking GAY.

And here's my sad, anemic attempt at being insightful and helpful... I'm going to a community college. It's not because I'm an idiot, or because I couldn't get in anywhere else. It's because I'm working full time, it's hellsa cheaper than a state university, and quite possibly a better general education. I plan to transfer to UCLA after a few years, so there, all you fucking assholes who give me that look that says, "Oh, community college. Your family must be so poor, and you must be so stupid. I pity you.". Yeah. Suck my fat, hairy nonexistent PENIS. So basically, community college isn't bad. If anyone cares to disagree with me, I will jump your shit. In an entirely ass-kicking kind of way.

Also, I know my stuff isn't all that fantastic, but if anyone decides to use it for whatever dumb reason you've got, I'll fucking kill you.

LOVE, me.