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| Bambi Queen of the Off-Black |
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, School, Fable, General, Essay, Humor, and Horror. I am Bambi, Queen of the Off-Black. That is all, filthy peasantry! You may leave. No, really. Go away now. (Are you still here? I'm calling the cops. Stalker!) | |||||
1. I Love Rant » reviewsA load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: How Bambi discovered she was clinically a nutjob. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 9-29-092. The Furby Must DieA re-written, first-person narrative about the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever, of all time. Of course, yokels will always laugh and think it's a downright hoot, but they just don't know better. No, they will never know ... the horror.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Published: 12-2-11 - Complete3. The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Gary reviewsEver wonder what a zombie's actually thinking? Gary probably isn't like most zombies, but most of his co-workers agree it's the best thing that ever happened to him, even though half of his face is missing.Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-10 - Complete4. The Lesser of All Evils reviewsI chopped its head off but it's still staring at me. With its beady little eyes it watches my every movement, but with no malice, nor hate, no jeering sneer, only innocence.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-10 - Complete5. On Bullshit reviewsThere's this beef I have. A beef with being full of shit.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete6. Monday-was the worst day to die on." Flash-fiction.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete7. mink & lace reviewsCinderella flash-fiction.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete8. Imagination reviewsHere's to you, nameless person that I hate. This is my glass to you.Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete
