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Author has written 8 stories for Haiku, Horror, Humor, School, Fable, General, Essay, and Humor. I am Bambi, Queen of the Off-Black. That is all, my subjects! ...Go away! Obey The Word Of BQOB Today's Word of BQOB: Without pot, where would we be? Think on this, my subjects. Obey my commandments. Yesterday's advice: Face it: there are ugly children in this world. Now deal with it. | |||||||||
1. I Love Rant » reviewsI rant on things a lot, and I've recently realized some of the things I say actually have a real point. Herein I review things, I violently argue points, and most of all I piss people off. I use excessive language. Today: Apocalypse, my assHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 9-29-092. On BullshitThere's this beef I have. A beef with being full of shit.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 6-5-093. Monday-was the worst day to die on." Flash-fiction.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-094. mink & lace reviewsCinderella flash-fiction.Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-095. Imagination reviewsTo a former friend that, to put it quaintly, semi-stabbed us in the back. So here's to you, Nameless One. This is my glass to you.Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-086. V reviewsI have now publicly assaulted the English language with my favorite letter.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-087. Inane Ramblings: A Time in Boredom » reviewsFrequently I find myself bored out of my mind. This it what spawns of that boredom.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-3-088. The Greatest Fear reviewsThe origin of the greatest fear of all time...Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
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