Mmm. Short profile.

To all who are concerned, I am Bambi, Queen of the Off-Black. Yes, I am a fan of oxymoronic things.

If there was more you needed to know, you'd already know it.

Bye-bye.

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1. Imagination

To a former friend that, to put it quaintly, semi-stabbed us in the back. So here's to you, Nameless One. This is my glass to you. Also to preps attending my school. Bitter, bitter, bitter blood. If "disgust" or "hate" were categories, I'd use them.

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08

2. V reviews

I have now publicly assaulted the English language with my favorite letter.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08

3. Inane Ramblings: A Time in Boredom » reviews

Frequently I find myself bored out of my mind. This it what spawns of that boredom.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-3-08

4. The Greatest Fear

The origin of the greatest fear of all time...

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08