Hey There!
I'm Megan and I'm sixteen. I'm a junior in high school. I enjoy reading and writing along with other things. Writing is like a release for me. It allows me to be someone else for a little while and to escape. I write short stories and poetry. It depends on my mood. In case you were wondering where my pen name comes from, it's because I use a wheelchair. I don't let it stop me, so please don't pitty me. I have a disability called Cerebral Palsy. It causes me to have limited muscle control, and muscle spasms. It doesn't ,however, affect me mentally.
A Few Other Random Things About Me:
-I'm a total metalhead. Rock is the best ever!
-I have an account with fanfiction.net under the same pen name.
-Green is my favorite color.
-I adore Johnny Depp.
-I'm in AP English and currently hold a 3.5 GPA
-I love bananas.
Favorite Authors:
-J.K. Rowling
-Dan Brown
-Stephenie Mayer
-Stephen King
-Janet Evonovich
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Some Funny Warning Labels:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Unknown Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
On a Sears blow dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".