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Author has written 21 stories for Spiritual, Life, Horror, Essay, Song, Religion, Fantasy, General, Love, and Young Adult. Call me whatver you please, but I go by the names Malachinkah, MochaCocaFan, Garnet666, and Vi. No, am I not telling you my actual name. Not going to happen. I am on Fanfiction, and here, though that may change. If you wish to inform me of something, please PM me or leave a review. My stories are written mostly around 2:00AM, so they may be a little weird. I adore music and have a huge list of favorites below if you want to check them out. It's quite varied. Flamers will be laughed at. Constructive criticism is much appreciated. Praise is nice, but I am rather cynical and somewhat of a skeptic, so I do tend to take flattery with a dose of suspicion. Reviews are always given to good work and nice for mine. Favorite Music: Artist : Song(s) 3 Days Grace: The Animal I've Become 36 Crazyfists: Slit Wrist Theory Alice Cooper: Poison, School's Out For Summer Amy Winehouse: Rehab Ashlee Simpson: Boyfriend, Catch Me When I Fall, Eyes Wide Open, Say Goodbye, Sorry, Undiscovered, Love Me For Me, Giving It All Away, I Am Me, Dancing Alone, Surrender, Harder Everyday ATB: Ecstasy Avril Lavigne: Sk8er Boi, Complicated, Girlfriend, Hot Axel Chime: Crazy Frog Bauhaus: Bela Lugosi's Dead Britney Spears: Womanizer, Toxic, ...Baby One More Time, Radar, Gimme More, Circus Cascada: Everytime We Touch, Bad Boy, Miracle Cher: Believe Chris Crocker: Mind In The Gutter, Fell For The Enemy Christina Aguilera: Beautiful, Ain't No Other Man Concrete Blonde: Bloodletting (The Vampire's Song) Corinne Bailey Rae: Enchanted Cruxshadows: Leave Me Alone Dania: Leylei- Lebanon Dark Lotus: Bad Rep Emilie Autumn: Liar, Thank God I'm Pretty, I Want My Innocence Back, Hollow Like My Soul, Misery Loves Company, Juliet, Marry Me, Rose Red, I Know Where You Sleep, Shalott, Gothic Lolita, Opheliac, Art Of Suicide, Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches, What If, Dead Is The New Alive, 4 O'Clock, Willow, My Fairweather Friend, Is It My Body?, Manic Depressive (Instrumental), Let It Die, Remember, Let The Record Show, Gentlemen Aren't Nice, 306, Mad Girl Eminem: Brain Damage, I'm Back, The Way I Am Enya: Epona, The Celts, Amarantine, Long Long Journey, The River Sings, It's In The Rain, Aldebaran, Wild Child, Fairytale, Triad (St Patrick, Cú Chulainn, Oisin), Boadicea, Aidemus, Orinoco Flow, Anywhere Is, Ebudae Evanescence: My Immortal, Whisper, Haunted, Lithium, All That I'm Living For, Taking Over Me, My Last Breath, Sweet Sacrifice, Snow White Queen, Halloween, Going Under, Hello, Tourniquet Fall Out Boy: Thanks For The Memories, Dance, Dance, Sugar We're Going Down, Dance, Dance (Lindberg Palace Remix) Filter: Columind Fiona Apple: Criminal, Paper Bag Flo Rida: Low Fright Ranger: Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire From First To Last: And We All Have A Hell Garbage: Medication, Bleed Like Me Good Charlotte: Bloody Valentine Girls Aloud: Something Kinda Ooh Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive Gnarls Barkely: Crazy Goo Goo Dolls: Iris, Sympathy, Dizzy Gravy Train!!: You Made Me Gay, Johnny Makeup, Burger Baby Greenday: American Idiot, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, She's A Rebel, Jesus Of Suburbia, St Jimmy Gwen Stefani: The Sweet Escape, Hollaback Girl, What You Waiting For?, Rich Girl, Harajuku Girls Gym Class Heroes: Love Song (Cupid's Chokehold) Haiducii: Dragostea Din Tei Hamid El Shaeri: Hely Meli- Libya Hawthorne Heights: Ohio Is For Lovers Hitomi Shimatani: Angelus Infernal: Pumpin' For Love Insane-O-Flex: I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay Jack Off Jill: When I Am Queen, Strawberry Gashes, Nazi Halo, Fear Of Dying James Blunt: Wisemen, No Bravery, You're Beautiful, High, Tears And Rain, Billy Jem: They John Lennon: Imagine Juliana Hatfield: Feed Me Justin Timberlake: SexyBack Kaiser Chiefs: Everyday I Love You Less And Less Kandice Melonakos: Nightmare, Eat You Alive Kate Perry: Hot'n'Cold, I Kissed A Girl, Ur So Gay Kelly Clarkson: Gone, Breakaway, Because Of You Korn: Beat It Upright, Faggot K's Choice: Virgin State Of Mind KT Tunstall: Black Horse and A Cherry Tree, Suddenly I See, Under The Weather, Other Side Of The World Kylie Minogue: Can't Get You Outta My Head Lady Gaga: Poker Face, Just Dance Lesbians On Ecstasy: Sisters In The Struggle, Party Time Liam Lynch: United States Of Whatever Lily Allen: Alfie, LDN Limp Wrist: Limpwrist vs Dr. Laura Linkin Park: Faint, Numb, Breaking The Habit, Easier To Run, Papercut Macy Gray: I Try Manic Street Preachers: Roses In The Hospital Marge Peircy: Barbie Doll, My Mother's Body Marilyn Manson: Tainted Love, Rock is Dead, This Is The New Shit, Sweet Dreams, Personal Jesus, Lunchbox, The Dope Show, I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me), The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, Prelude (The Family Trip), Cake & Sodomy, Dope Hat, Get Your Gunn, The Beautiful People, Tourniquet, Kinderfeld, Antichrist Superstar, If I Was Your Vampire, Putting Holes In Happiness, Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand), Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery, You and Me and the Devil Makes 3, Eat Me, Drink Me, mOBSCENE, The Golden Age of Grotesque, (s)AINT, The Love Song, The Fight Song, Disposable Teens, Narcisuss Narcosis, The Nobodies, The Death Song, Mechanical Animals, The Last Day On Earth, Coma White, The End Of The World, Suicide Is Painless, God Eat God MDFMK: Witch Hunt Michael Jackson: Thriller, Bad Michael Sembello: Maniac Michale Graves: Nobody Thinks About Me My Chemical Romance: Dead!, Cancer, Teenagers, Helen, Welcome To The Black Parade, The Sharpest Lives, Mama, Famous Last Words, Vampires Will Never Hurt You Natasha Bedingfield: Unwritten Nelly Furtado: Maneater Nerina Pallot: Patience, Idaho, Sophia, Alien, Everybody's Going To War, Halfway Home Nickleback: Photograph, Never Again Nightwish: The Kinslayer Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit Ozzy Osbourne: I Don't Wanna Stop Pitchshifter: As Seen On TV Plumb: Cut, Damaged, Boys Don't Cry Prince: Erotic City, If I Was Your Girlfriend, Pussy Control Puddle of Mudd: Psycho Pussycat Dolls: I Don't Need A Man, Stickwitchu, Dontcha, Beep Rammstein: Engel, Ich Will, Du Hast, Sonne, Rosenrot Rasputina: Transylvanian Concubine Ricky Martin: Livin' La Vida Loca Rihanna: SOS, Umbrella, Don't Stop The Music, Unfaithful, Take A Bow, Shut Up And Drive Rogue Traders: Voodoo Child Sandi Thom: I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), What If I'm Right Sarah Barielles: Bottle It Up, Love Song Saving Jane: Girl Next Door Scarling: Band-Aid Covers The Bullet Hole Sex Pistols: God Save The Queen, Anarchy In The UK Shakira: Hips Don't Lie Sigur Ros: Saeglopur Simple Plan: Welcome To My Life, I'm Just A Kid Sir Mixalot: Baby Got Back Sister Sledge: We Are Family Skillet: Whispers In The Dark Solja Boy: Crank That sum 41: The Hell Song Superchick: Hero Red Pill Mix Supertramp: The Logical Song Silverchair: Ana's Song (Open Fire) TATU: Gomenasai TЁЯRA: Doll The All-American Rejects: Dirty Little Secret The Distillers: Sick Of It All, Hall of Mirrors The Dresden Dolls: Bad Habit The Used: I'm A Fake, Liar Liar (Burn In Hell), Paralyzed, A Box of Sharp Objects Tom Robinson: Glad To Be Gay Utada: Devil Inside Weird Al Yankovic: They Swear They're Not Gay, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?, Constipated, I'm Fat, Amish Paradise, White & Nerdy Wicked: The Musical: Defying Gravity, No-one Mourns The Wicked Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie Soundtrack: You're Not Me | |||||||
1. The Trenchcoat Mafia Chronicles » reviewsNo relation to the REAL trenchcoat mafia. 6 teens. One punk, one goth, one gamer, one FOB, one geek, and one queen. One alliance. One family. One common coat. They are the Trenchcoat Mafia.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 12-12-082. Not So Demonic After All reviewsRedeeming Factors Of Religious Satanism. Enjoy.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-27-093. The Story Of The Girl Of 16 Bedford StreetFrom the POV of a cat, a Victorian girl's story is told.Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-094. Do You Believe In Life After God? reviewsThe story of a deconversion- from Catholic to atheist.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-095. Santa Claus Is Selling Thailand! reviews...Don't even ask. The product of eggnog, rum cream pie and a sixteen-hour-South-Park-marathonComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-096. Secrets In The Boiler Room » reviewsAll you need to know is that I exist, I watch you, and that there is nothing you can hide from me. Nothing whatsoever. So, new kid, be prepared, because if you mess with me I can, and will, destroy your life from the inside out.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-11-087. Cafe DanseThe Danse Macabre; the Dance of Death. A small Jersey coffeeshop, a dramatic sibling contrast, a strawberries-and-cream frappacino, a bitter death and one demonic sister in a huge, lethal blender.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-088. Words Can Never Hurt MeWho ever said 'words can never hurt me' was either stupider than Bush and Cheney put together or smoking something truly strange. For the consequences of words are deadlier than one can ever expect. Dark and gory. You have been warned.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 10-12-089. Feck Off reviewsAn ode, a tribute, to all suffering women and those refusing to be hurt any longer. Is violent.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-0810. What Happened During The Ice Storm: RewrittenA rewritten version of What Happened During The Ice Storm.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-0811. Curse of The Moonlight » reviewsEvery full moon, every magical creature loses their powers. When one moonlight, a driad finally figures out that her nameless companion is a vampire and a wood elf, a shinigami and a human enter the fray, all hell breaks loose. Watch the chaos and enjoy!Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-6-0812. The Masochist's Lament reviewsPoetry, the best words in the best order." This poetry: the most shocking confessions in the most outrageous order. Masochism. You have been warned.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-0813. Strawberry Gashes reviewsLife comes pouring in as the blood pours out, spurting like an ill-designed fountain. Self-harm. Dark. Disturbing.Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-0814. Ukiyo reviewsAto poemu oite itonami. I don't speak much Japanese- I'm learning it, so please leave reviews in English or at the least romanji!Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - Japanese - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-0815. Going Under reviews...one nation under God." Ah, but America is under so much more than a fictional divine being. Dark-ish. May offend. Not my problem.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 6-11-0816. Rainy Wednesday reviewsHappiness. Love. Calm. Belonging. All as likely as a silly flight of fancy, as stupid as a desperate fairytale. "I Love You" is always a lie, and she cannot forget it. Suicide. Dark.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-5-0817. Illegal Aliens: My Thoughts reviewsIllegal immigrants have taken the rap for so many crimes, most of which are utterly unrelated to illegal immigration for far too long. It's about time they had somebody root for them, and I'm happy to oblige.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-0818. He Wasn't Named Billy reviewsMmm...what kind of meat is this?" "Kid." "Ahh, young billy-goat!" "He wasn't named Billy." Cannibalism. Gore. Dark.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-0819. Compilation of Laments to Life » reviewsPoetry is a work of art when done well. Hopefully this poetry, dedicated to the being that is life, is a work of art. If not, you can always laugh.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-24-0820. Death's Doorbell reviewsBeing old, male and dying doesn't mean you can't keep a diary, and it doesn't stop such a diary from being read. Bitterness. Suicide. Dark.Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-0821. Death's Cruel, Mocking Laugh reviewsIt swirled and swished and tormented, all because of irrationality. It cared not for common sense or inconvenience, or in the most serious afflictions, danger, but simply to preserve its accursed self. Depression. Dark. Disturbing. Blame Poe.Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-5-08