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since: 02-01-08, id: 598213, Profile Updated: 04-18-09
Author has written 21 stories for Spiritual, Life, Horror, Essay, Song, Religion, Fantasy, General, Love, and Young Adult.

Call me whatver you please, but I go by the names Malachinkah, MochaCocaFan, Garnet666, and Vi. No, am I not telling you my actual name. Not going to happen. I am on Fanfiction, and here, though that may change. If you wish to inform me of something, please PM me or leave a review. My stories are written mostly around 2:00AM, so they may be a little weird. I adore music and have a huge list of favorites below if you want to check them out. It's quite varied. Flamers will be laughed at. Constructive criticism is much appreciated. Praise is nice, but I am rather cynical and somewhat of a skeptic, so I do tend to take flattery with a dose of suspicion. Reviews are always given to good work and nice for mine.

Favorite Music:

Artist : Song(s)

3 Days Grace: The Animal I've Become

36 Crazyfists: Slit Wrist Theory

Alice Cooper: Poison, School's Out For Summer

Amy Winehouse: Rehab

Ashlee Simpson: Boyfriend, Catch Me When I Fall, Eyes Wide Open, Say Goodbye, Sorry, Undiscovered, Love Me For Me, Giving It All Away, I Am Me, Dancing Alone, Surrender, Harder Everyday

ATB: Ecstasy

Avril Lavigne: Sk8er Boi, Complicated, Girlfriend, Hot

Axel Chime: Crazy Frog

Bauhaus: Bela Lugosi's Dead

Britney Spears: Womanizer, Toxic, ...Baby One More Time, Radar, Gimme More, Circus

Cascada: Everytime We Touch, Bad Boy, Miracle

Cher: Believe

Chris Crocker: Mind In The Gutter, Fell For The Enemy

Christina Aguilera: Beautiful, Ain't No Other Man

Concrete Blonde: Bloodletting (The Vampire's Song)

Corinne Bailey Rae: Enchanted

Cruxshadows: Leave Me Alone

Dania: Leylei- Lebanon

Dark Lotus: Bad Rep

Emilie Autumn: Liar, Thank God I'm Pretty, I Want My Innocence Back, Hollow Like My Soul, Misery Loves Company, Juliet, Marry Me, Rose Red, I Know Where You Sleep, Shalott, Gothic Lolita, Opheliac, Art Of Suicide, Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches, What If, Dead Is The New Alive, 4 O'Clock, Willow, My Fairweather Friend, Is It My Body?, Manic Depressive (Instrumental), Let It Die, Remember, Let The Record Show, Gentlemen Aren't Nice, 306, Mad Girl

Eminem: Brain Damage, I'm Back, The Way I Am

Enya: Epona, The Celts, Amarantine, Long Long Journey, The River Sings, It's In The Rain, Aldebaran, Wild Child, Fairytale, Triad (St Patrick, Cú Chulainn, Oisin), Boadicea, Aidemus, Orinoco Flow, Anywhere Is, Ebudae

Evanescence: My Immortal, Whisper, Haunted, Lithium, All That I'm Living For, Taking Over Me, My Last Breath, Sweet Sacrifice, Snow White Queen, Halloween, Going Under, Hello, Tourniquet

Fall Out Boy: Thanks For The Memories, Dance, Dance, Sugar We're Going Down, Dance, Dance (Lindberg Palace Remix)

Filter: Columind

Fiona Apple: Criminal, Paper Bag

Flo Rida: Low

Fright Ranger: Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire

From First To Last: And We All Have A Hell

Garbage: Medication, Bleed Like Me

Good Charlotte: Bloody Valentine

Girls Aloud: Something Kinda Ooh

Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive

Gnarls Barkely: Crazy

Goo Goo Dolls: Iris, Sympathy, Dizzy

Gravy Train!!: You Made Me Gay, Johnny Makeup, Burger Baby

Greenday: American Idiot, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, She's A Rebel, Jesus Of Suburbia, St Jimmy

Gwen Stefani: The Sweet Escape, Hollaback Girl, What You Waiting For?, Rich Girl, Harajuku Girls

Gym Class Heroes: Love Song (Cupid's Chokehold)

Haiducii: Dragostea Din Tei

Hamid El Shaeri: Hely Meli- Libya

Hawthorne Heights: Ohio Is For Lovers

Hitomi Shimatani: Angelus

Infernal: Pumpin' For Love

Insane-O-Flex: I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay

Jack Off Jill: When I Am Queen, Strawberry Gashes, Nazi Halo, Fear Of Dying

James Blunt: Wisemen, No Bravery, You're Beautiful, High, Tears And Rain, Billy

Jem: They

John Lennon: Imagine

Juliana Hatfield: Feed Me

Justin Timberlake: SexyBack

Kaiser Chiefs: Everyday I Love You Less And Less

Kandice Melonakos: Nightmare, Eat You Alive

Kate Perry: Hot'n'Cold, I Kissed A Girl, Ur So Gay

Kelly Clarkson: Gone, Breakaway, Because Of You

Korn: Beat It Upright, Faggot

K's Choice: Virgin State Of Mind

KT Tunstall: Black Horse and A Cherry Tree, Suddenly I See, Under The Weather, Other Side Of The World

Kylie Minogue: Can't Get You Outta My Head

Lady Gaga: Poker Face, Just Dance

Lesbians On Ecstasy: Sisters In The Struggle, Party Time

Liam Lynch: United States Of Whatever

Lily Allen: Alfie, LDN

Limp Wrist: Limpwrist vs Dr. Laura

Linkin Park: Faint, Numb, Breaking The Habit, Easier To Run, Papercut

Macy Gray: I Try

Manic Street Preachers: Roses In The Hospital

Marge Peircy: Barbie Doll, My Mother's Body

Marilyn Manson: Tainted Love, Rock is Dead, This Is The New Shit, Sweet Dreams, Personal Jesus, Lunchbox, The Dope Show, I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me), The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, Prelude (The Family Trip), Cake & Sodomy, Dope Hat, Get Your Gunn, The Beautiful People, Tourniquet, Kinderfeld, Antichrist Superstar, If I Was Your Vampire, Putting Holes In Happiness, Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand), Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery, You and Me and the Devil Makes 3, Eat Me, Drink Me, mOBSCENE, The Golden Age of Grotesque, (s)AINT, The Love Song, The Fight Song, Disposable Teens, Narcisuss Narcosis, The Nobodies, The Death Song, Mechanical Animals, The Last Day On Earth, Coma White, The End Of The World, Suicide Is Painless, God Eat God

MDFMK: Witch Hunt

Michael Jackson: Thriller, Bad

Michael Sembello: Maniac

Michale Graves: Nobody Thinks About Me

My Chemical Romance: Dead!, Cancer, Teenagers, Helen, Welcome To The Black Parade, The Sharpest Lives, Mama, Famous Last Words, Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Natasha Bedingfield: Unwritten

Nelly Furtado: Maneater

Nerina Pallot: Patience, Idaho, Sophia, Alien, Everybody's Going To War, Halfway Home

Nickleback: Photograph, Never Again

Nightwish: The Kinslayer

Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Ozzy Osbourne: I Don't Wanna Stop

Pitchshifter: As Seen On TV

Plumb: Cut, Damaged, Boys Don't Cry

Prince: Erotic City, If I Was Your Girlfriend, Pussy Control

Puddle of Mudd: Psycho

Pussycat Dolls: I Don't Need A Man, Stickwitchu, Dontcha, Beep

Rammstein: Engel, Ich Will, Du Hast, Sonne, Rosenrot

Rasputina: Transylvanian Concubine

Ricky Martin: Livin' La Vida Loca

Rihanna: SOS, Umbrella, Don't Stop The Music, Unfaithful, Take A Bow, Shut Up And Drive

Rogue Traders: Voodoo Child

Sandi Thom: I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), What If I'm Right

Sarah Barielles: Bottle It Up, Love Song

Saving Jane: Girl Next Door

Scarling: Band-Aid Covers The Bullet Hole

Sex Pistols: God Save The Queen, Anarchy In The UK

Shakira: Hips Don't Lie

Sigur Ros: Saeglopur

Simple Plan: Welcome To My Life, I'm Just A Kid

Sir Mixalot: Baby Got Back

Sister Sledge: We Are Family

Skillet: Whispers In The Dark

Solja Boy: Crank That

sum 41: The Hell Song

Superchick: Hero Red Pill Mix

Supertramp: The Logical Song

Silverchair: Ana's Song (Open Fire)

TATU: Gomenasai

TЁЯRA: Doll

The All-American Rejects: Dirty Little Secret

The Distillers: Sick Of It All, Hall of Mirrors

The Dresden Dolls: Bad Habit

The Used: I'm A Fake, Liar Liar (Burn In Hell), Paralyzed, A Box of Sharp Objects

Tom Robinson: Glad To Be Gay

Utada: Devil Inside

Weird Al Yankovic: They Swear They're Not Gay, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?, Constipated, I'm Fat, Amish Paradise, White & Nerdy

Wicked: The Musical: Defying Gravity, No-one Mourns The Wicked

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie Soundtrack: You're Not Me

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1. The Trenchcoat Mafia Chronicles » reviews
No relation to the REAL trenchcoat mafia. 6 teens. One punk, one goth, one gamer, one FOB, one geek, and one queen. One alliance. One family. One common coat. They are the Trenchcoat Mafia.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 12-12-08
2. Not So Demonic After All reviews
Redeeming Factors Of Religious Satanism. Enjoy.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-27-09
3. The Story Of The Girl Of 16 Bedford Street
From the POV of a cat, a Victorian girl's story is told.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09
4. Do You Believe In Life After God? reviews
The story of a deconversion- from Catholic to atheist.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09
5. Santa Claus Is Selling Thailand! reviews
...Don't even ask. The product of eggnog, rum cream pie and a sixteen-hour-South-Park-marathon
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09
6. Secrets In The Boiler Room » reviews
All you need to know is that I exist, I watch you, and that there is nothing you can hide from me. Nothing whatsoever. So, new kid, be prepared, because if you mess with me I can, and will, destroy your life from the inside out.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-11-08
7. Cafe Danse
The Danse Macabre; the Dance of Death. A small Jersey coffeeshop, a dramatic sibling contrast, a strawberries-and-cream frappacino, a bitter death and one demonic sister in a huge, lethal blender.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-08
8. Words Can Never Hurt Me
Who ever said 'words can never hurt me' was either stupider than Bush and Cheney put together or smoking something truly strange. For the consequences of words are deadlier than one can ever expect. Dark and gory. You have been warned.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 10-12-08
9. Feck Off reviews
An ode, a tribute, to all suffering women and those refusing to be hurt any longer. Is violent.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08
10. What Happened During The Ice Storm: Rewritten
A rewritten version of What Happened During The Ice Storm.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08
11. Curse of The Moonlight » reviews
Every full moon, every magical creature loses their powers. When one moonlight, a driad finally figures out that her nameless companion is a vampire and a wood elf, a shinigami and a human enter the fray, all hell breaks loose. Watch the chaos and enjoy!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-6-08
12. The Masochist's Lament reviews
Poetry, the best words in the best order." This poetry: the most shocking confessions in the most outrageous order. Masochism. You have been warned.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
13. Strawberry Gashes reviews
Life comes pouring in as the blood pours out, spurting like an ill-designed fountain. Self-harm. Dark. Disturbing.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08
14. Ukiyo reviews
Ato poemu oite itonami. I don't speak much Japanese- I'm learning it, so please leave reviews in English or at the least romanji!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - Japanese - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08
15. Going Under reviews
...one nation under God." Ah, but America is under so much more than a fictional divine being. Dark-ish. May offend. Not my problem.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 6-11-08
16. Rainy Wednesday reviews
Happiness. Love. Calm. Belonging. All as likely as a silly flight of fancy, as stupid as a desperate fairytale. "I Love You" is always a lie, and she cannot forget it. Suicide. Dark.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-5-08
17. Illegal Aliens: My Thoughts reviews
Illegal immigrants have taken the rap for so many crimes, most of which are utterly unrelated to illegal immigration for far too long. It's about time they had somebody root for them, and I'm happy to oblige.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
18. He Wasn't Named Billy reviews
Mmm...what kind of meat is this?" "Kid." "Ahh, young billy-goat!" "He wasn't named Billy." Cannibalism. Gore. Dark.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
19. Compilation of Laments to Life » reviews
Poetry is a work of art when done well. Hopefully this poetry, dedicated to the being that is life, is a work of art. If not, you can always laugh.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-24-08
20. Death's Doorbell reviews
Being old, male and dying doesn't mean you can't keep a diary, and it doesn't stop such a diary from being read. Bitterness. Suicide. Dark.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
21. Death's Cruel, Mocking Laugh reviews
It swirled and swished and tormented, all because of irrationality. It cared not for common sense or inconvenience, or in the most serious afflictions, danger, but simply to preserve its accursed self. Depression. Dark. Disturbing. Blame Poe.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-5-08
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