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UtterWeirdo
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since: 02-01-08, id: 598213, Profile edited: 10-09-08
country: United States
Author has written 15 stories for Spiritual, Life, Horror, Essay, Song, Religion, Fantasy, General, and Love.

Call me whatver you please, but I go by the names Malachinkah, MochaCocaFan, Garnet666, and Vi. No, am I not telling you my actual name. Not going to happen. I am on DeviantArt, Fanfiction, and here, though that may change. If you wish to inform me of something, please PM me or leave a review. My stories are written mostly around 2:00AM, so they may be a little weird. I adore music and have a huge list of favorites below if you want to check them out. It's quite varied. Flamers will be laughed at. Constructive criticism is much appreciated. Praise is nice, but I am rather cynical and somewhat of a skeptic, so I do tend to take flattery with a dose of suspicion. Reviews are always given to good work and nice for mine.

Favorite Music:

Artist : Song(s)

3 Days Grace: The Animal I've Become

Alice Cooper: Poison, School's Out For Summer

Amy Winehouse: Rehab

Ashlee Simpson: Boyfriend, Catch Me When I Fall, Eyes Wide Open, Say Goodbye, Sorry, Undiscovered, Love Me For Me, Giving It All Away, I Am Me, Dancing Alone, Surrender, Harder Everyday

ATB: Ecstasy

Avril Lavigne: Sk8er Boi, Complicated, Girlfriend, Hot

Axel Chime: Crazy Frog

Cascada: Everytime We Touch, Bad Boy, Miracle

Christina Aguilera: Beautiful, Ain't No Other Man

Corinne Bailey Rae: Enchanted

Dania: Leylei- Lebanon

Emilie Autumn: Liar, Thank God I'm Pretty, I Want My Innocence Back, Hollow Like My Soul, Misery Loves Company, Juliet, Marry Me, Rose Red, I Know Where You Sleep, Shalott, Gothic Lolita, Opheliac, Art Of Suicide, Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches, What If, Dead Is The New Alive, 4 O'Clock, Willow, My Fairweather Friend, Is It My Body?

Eminem: Brain Damage

Enya: Epona, The Celts, Amarantine, Long Long Journey, The River Sings, It's In The Rain, Aldebaran, Wild Child, Fairytale, Triad (St Patrick, Cú Chulainn, Oisin), Boadicea, Aidemus, Orinoco Flow, Anywhere Is, Ebudae

Evanescence: My Immortal, Whisper, Haunted, Lithium, All That I'm Living For, Taking Over Me, My Last Breath, Sweet Sacrifice, Snow White Queen, Halloween, Going Under, Hello, Tourniquet

Fall Out Boy: Thanks For The Memories, Dance, Dance, Sugar We're Going Down, Dance, Dance (Lindberg Palace Remix)

Fiona Apple: Criminal, Paper Bag

Flo Rida: Low

From First To Last: And We All Have A Hell

Garbage: Medication

Good Charlotte: Bloody Valentine

Girls Aloud: Something Kinda Ooh

Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive

Gnarls Barkely: Crazy

Greenday: American Idiot, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, She's A Rebel, Jesus Of Suburbia, St Jimmy

Gwen Stefani: The Sweet Escape, Hollaback Girl, What You Waiting For?, Rich Girl

Hamid El Shaeri: Hely Meli- Libya

Hitomi Shimatani: Angelus

Infernal: Pumpin' For Love

Insane-O-Flex: I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay

Jack Off Jill: When I Am Queen, Strawberry Gashes

James Blunt: Wisemen, No Bravery, You're Beautiful, High, Tears And Rain, Billy

Jem: They

John Lennon: Imagine

Justin Timberlake: SexyBack

Kaiser Chiefs: Everyday I Love You Less And Less

Kandice Melonakos: Nightmare, Eat You Alive

Kelly Clarkson: Gone, Breakaway, Because Of You

KT Tunstall: Black Horse and A Cherry Tree, Suddenly I See, Under The Weather, Other Side Of The World

Kylie Minogue: Can't Get You Outta My Head

Liam Lynch: United States Of Whatever

Lily Allen: Alfie, LDN

Linkin Park: Faint, Numb, Breaking The Habit, Easier To Run, Papercut

Macy Gray: I Try

Manic Street Preachers: Roses In The Hospital

Marilyn Manson: Sweet Dreams, Tainted Love, This Is The New Shit, Rock Is Dead, Personal Jesus, Lunchbox, The Dope Show, I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me), The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, Prelude (The Family Trip), Cake & Sodomy,Organ Grinder, Cyclops, Dope Hat, Get Your Gunn, Wrapped In Plastic, Dogma, Sweet Tooth, Snake Eyes & Sissies, My Monkey, Misery Machine, Irresponsible, The Beautiful People, Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World, Tourniquet, Little Horn, Cryptorchid, Deformagraphy, Wormboy, Mister Superstar, Angel With The Scabbed Wings, Kinderfeld, Antichrist Superstar, 1996, Minute Of Decay, The Reflecting God, Man That You Fear, Great Big White World, If I Was Your Vampire, Putting Holes In Happiness, The Red Carpet Grave, They Said That Hell's Not Hot, Just a Car Crash Away, Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand), Evidence, Are You The Rabbit?, Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery, You and Me and the Devil Makes 3, Eat Me, Drink Me, King Kill 33, Count to Six and Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing), Thaeter, mOBSCENE, Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag, Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth, The Golden Age of Grotesque, (s)AINT, Ka-Boom Ka-boom, Slutgarden, Spade, Para-noir, The Bright Young Things, Better Of Two Evils, Vodevil, Obsequey (The Death of Art), The Love Song, The Fight Song, Disposable Teens, Narcisuss Narcosis, President Dead, In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death, Cruci-Fiction In Space, A Place In The Dirt, The Nobodies, The Death Song, Lamb Of God, Born Again, Burning Flag, Coma Black a) Eden Eye b) Apple of Discord, Valentine's Day, The Fall Of Adam, Mechanical Animals, Disassociative, The Speed Of Pain, Posthuman, The Last Day On Earth,Coma White, I Want To Disappear, New Model No. 15, User Friendly, Fundamentally Loathsome, God Eat God

Michael Jackson: Thriller

My Chemical Romance: Dead!, Cancer, Teenagers, Helen, Welcome To The Black Parade, The Sharpest Lives, Mama, Famous Last Words, Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Natasha Bedingfield: Unwritten

Nelly Furtado: Maneater

Nerina Pallot: Patience, Idaho, Sophia, Alien, Everybody's Going To War, Halfway Home

Nickleback: Photograph, Never Again

Ozzy Osbourne: I Don't Wanna Stop

Plumb: Cut, Damaged, Boys Don't Cry

Prince: Erotic City, If I Was Your Girlfriend, Pussy Control

Puddle of Mudd:Psycho

Pussycat Dolls: I Don't Need A Man, Stickwitchu, Dontcha, Beep

Ricky Martin: Livin' La Vida Loca

Rihanna: SOS, Umbrella, Don't Stop The Music, Unfaithful, Take A Bow, Shut Up And Drive

Rogue Traders: Voodoo Child

Sandi Thom: I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), What If I'm Right

Sarah Barielles: Bottle It Up, Love Song

Saving Jane: Girl Next Door

Sex Pistols: God Save The Queen, Anarchy In The UK

Simple Plan: Welcome To My Life

Skillet: Whispers In The Dark

sum 41: The Hell Song

Supertramp: The Logical Song

Silverchair: Ana's Song (Open Fire)

TATU: Gomenasai

TЁЯRA: Doll

The All-American Rejects: Dirty Little Secret

The Distillers: Sick Of It All, Hall of Mirrors

The Dresden Dolls: Bad Habit

The Used: I'm A Fake, Liar Liar (Burn In Hell), Paralyzed, A Box of Sharp Objects

Weird Al Yankovic: They Swear They're Not Gay, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?, Constipated, I'm Fat, Amish Paradise, White & Nerdy

Wicked: The Musical: Defying Gravity, No-one Mourns The Wicked

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie Soundtrack: You're Not Me




1. In Memorial
In memorial for Harris and Klebold, the kids at Columbine. May be offensive to you. I don't care. May they rest in peace.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-08
2. Feck Off
An ode, a tribute, to all suffering women and those refusing to be hurt any longer. Is violent.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08
3. SelfInjury Q&A For The NonSelfInjuring
This is a Q&A for those who do not self-injure. Please PM me for more questions or leave a review. Self-injury, self-harm, self-mutilation, cutting
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
4. What Happened During The Ice Storm: Rewritten
A rewritten version of What Happened During The Ice Storm.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08
5. Curse of The Moonlight » reviews
Every full moon, every magical creature loses their powers. When one moonlight, a driad finally figures out that her nameless companion is a vampire and a wood elf, a shinigami and a human enter the fray, all hell breaks loose. Watch the chaos and enjoy!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-6-08
6. The Masochist's Lament reviews
Poetry, the best words in the best order." This poetry: the most shocking confessions in the most outrageous order. Masochism. You have been warned.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
7. Strawberry Gashes reviews
Life comes pouring in as the blood pours out, spurting like an ill-designed fountain. Self-harm. Dark. Disturbing.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08
8. Ukiyo reviews
Ato poemu oite itonami. I don't speak much Japanese- I'm learning it, so please leave reviews in English or at the least romanji!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - Japanese - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08
9. Going Under reviews
...one nation under God." Ah, but America is under so much more than a fictional divine being. Dark-ish. May offend. Not my problem.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 6-11-08
10. Rainy Wednesday reviews
Happiness. Love. Calm. Belonging. All as likely as a silly flight of fancy, as stupid as a desperate fairytale. "I Love You" is always a lie, and she cannot forget it. Suicide. Dark.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-5-08
11. Illegal Aliens: My Thoughts reviews
Illegal immigrants have taken the rap for so many crimes, most of which are utterly unrelated to illegal immigration for far too long. It's about time they had somebody root for them, and I'm happy to oblige.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
12. He Wasn't Named Billy reviews
Mmm...what kind of meat is this?" "Kid." "Ahh, young billy-goat!" "He wasn't named Billy." Cannibalism. Gore. Dark.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
13. Compilation of Laments to Life » reviews
Poetry is a work of art when done well. Hopefully this poetry, dedicated to the being that is life, is a work of art. If not, you can always laugh.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-24-08
14. Death's Doorbell reviews
Being old, male and dying doesn't mean you can't keep a diary, and it doesn't stop such a diary from being read. Bitterness. Suicide. Dark.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
15. Death's Cruel, Mocking Laugh reviews
It swirled and swished and tormented, all because of irrationality. It cared not for common sense or inconvenience, or in the most serious afflictions, danger, but simply to preserve its accursed self. Depression. Dark. Disturbing. Blame Poe.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-5-08
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