I'm Sam short for Samantha i was born on 18th may 1993
the pic is a joke from skool they are all obsessed tht becuase i have cctv around my house and eat loads of italian...and have an Alfa Romeo tht i am in the mafia
i am not:O my roots are scottish and irish only ... :D but i would like to have some italian in me like the sexy Carmine Giovinazzo ;D
im always hyper but that doesn't mean anything lol
i used to have brown and blonde hair but i died it black. i have green eyes.
im totally random i live in scotland SCOTTISH PRIDE
My Scottish Pride
I Will Not Hide
My Scotish race
I Will Not Disgrace
My Scottish Blood
Flows Hot And True
My Scottish Peeps
I Will Stand By You
Thru Thick And Thin
Till The Day We Die
Our Scottish Flag
Always Stands So High
I Shout This Poem
Louder Than All The Rest
Coz Everyone Knows
We Scottish Are The Best
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
i will add stories...im just prolonging the inevitable(sp?)
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