sorry, everyone, but I'm gonna be deleting Addie's Year and Bippity Boppity Never Again. I've thought about it, and I don't like those stories or where they're going. But thanks to everyone who added those as favorites and reviewed! I encourage you to check out my other stuff.
-NotABanana
Bonjour! Je m'appelle Lara!
So, when I read other people's writing, I like to look at their profiles, just to see what kind of person they are. And, granted, you can't really tell from a profile, but I'm gonna try anyways. So here goes:
I'm an impatient person.
I love music. All music... minus hardcore rap. Some hip hop is okay. I play the violin. And I have a guitar, but I pretty much suck at playing it. My current favorite song: My Hero (either the original Foo Fighters version or the Paramore cover of it. Go buy it. You need it.)
I'm a total klutz.
I'm kind of a flirt. But I have a bad habit of pushing people away... which explains why I can count my close friends on one hand.
I'm addicted to Diet Green Tea and Vitamin Water.
I'm as old as my tongue, and a little bit older than my teeth. (If any of you get this reference, drop me a line! You will all be my new heroes.)
My all time favorite book series is the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. Lindsay tells me that I'm the incarnation of Bella. Which apparently, is proved more and more every day by my many, many flaws.
But, if you don't feel like reading Twilight, you can always go read Pride and Prejudice or Speak.
My hair is red, but it's also like four other different colors. I've never dyed it, contrary to popular belief.
It's easier to make up other people's lives than deal with my own... it's nice to have a little bit of control sometimes. ;-)
I love my friends to death and they are my grip on sanity and oftentimes save me from myself.
My favorites list seems pretty long, but don't be fooled. Those authors and stories are great!! Go read them!!
Much love to my editor, Lindsay!! She has proofread everything you see. Praise the ground she walks on because I know that I do sometimes.
Plus she is often my muse. And she kicks my butt to go write.
Also, to anyone who is reading this: if you catch any errors in my stories, let me know! This means typos, grammar errors, spelling, discrepancies, and things like forgetting to put dividing lines between all of the different sections.
I LOVE REVIEWS!! Personal anecdotes are my favorite, and praise and critique and suggestions are welcome too!!
And now, for your reading pleasure, my FAVORITE QUOTES:
Take note: I avoid the traditional inspirational quotes... I find them to be boring and cliched.
"Can i call him a mole faced lugnut?" -Lindsay
"Democracy is a wonderful institution." -Melinda (Speak)
"Is the Sea Dragon Sick?" -Lindsay
"Raisins Come From Grapes, People Come From Apes, I Come From Canada" - The Barenaked Ladies
"Life is a s!it sandwich. Deal with it." - Lindsay
"HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT" - Family Force 5
"Triple check? That's the best kind of check." - Lindsay
"She's a... you know, that H word." - Jaimie
"I HATE THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT (begins singing) Sweet Caroline, BAH BAH BAH..." -Lindsay
"That's what she said." - your name here
"Yes, Bella." - Lindsay
"I WILL NEVER BLINK" - Peanut/Jeff Dunham
"I think that lime green is the sexiest. Color. Ever." -Lindsay
DROP ME A LINE IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MY WRITING!! ALSO, LET ME KNOW WHICH STORY YA'LL WANT ME TO UPDATE THE SOONEST!!
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