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since: 02-09-08, id: 599146, Profile edited: 04-06-08
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Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, and Song.

Greetings and well met. I've decided to start writing on this site, as I've got a few ideas for original stories. I've also got an account on FF.Net under the same pen name as this one, for those interested.

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Little is known about the Near-sighted Jedi other than that he is called Al by name.

We are unable to simply go and interview him, as his species is prone to mass panic

at the sight or even mention of extraterrestials traveling in large numbers to Earth

(see 'War of the Worlds Broadcast' by Orson Welles) However, Al himself we know would

gladly shake the hand of an ET, as he lacks the Invasion-Panic Syndrome.

Hailing from the Outer-Rim world of Earth, he was born circa 1988 somewhere in the Nothern

Hemisphere.

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Homeworld: Earth

Alignment: Neutral Good

Likes: Food, friends, writing, reading, family, video games

Dislikes: The dark, bugs that sting and bite; wasps, hornets (is quite allergic), 'squitoes, spideroachs (So far as he knows, he came up with the spideroach, but could be wrong), etc., bullies, cruelty to women, cruelty to animals, cruelty to children, thieves, creeps, terrorists, evil people in general (can sense the bad in people)

Bounties, warrants, contracts: None

Submissions: 3

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Stories Authored: (3) . Favorite Authors: (1) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Pandim »
In a world very different from our own, a brilliant girl will set out a quest to find a cure for her little brother's illness. Follow her on an epic journey across time and space, and into the unknown. R&R!
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-27-08
2. Blast the Vendark
A futurized version of 'Sink the Bismarck'. It's pretty good. Check it out.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08
3. Beware the Siren's Song reviews
This is my first submission to Fictionpress. It's just a little short poem I wrote. It started out as a review for one of my friend's pictures, and I decided to submit it there and here. What do you think of it? R&R!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-08
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