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since: 02-09-08, id: 599244, Profile Updated: 10-04-09
country: United States
Author has written 25 stories for Life, Love, Friendship, Young Adult, Biography, and General.

brandi alexandra.
fifteen years old. april 9th. aries.

myspace: www.myspace.com/brandi0409 (feel free to add; let me know you're from fictionpress)
email: rios_brandi@hotmail.com


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
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I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

(This is actually really sad, so don't read if you don't like to be sad)

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please re post this into your profile:

I am the boy who never finished high school because i got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of how home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights
We are the parents, who buried our daughter long before her time
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from my two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me
I am not one of the lucky ones
I killed myself just before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear
We are a couple who a Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children i bore, nursed, and raised
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am a male
I am the father who never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that
I am the woman who dies when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual
I am the person who guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
I am the person to ashamed to tell my own friends that I'm a lesbian because they constantly make fun of them
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to the bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to "TEACH ME a LESSON"

If you think LOVE is LOVE, repost this into your profile.

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1. Remainders of a Shooting Star » reviews
...because that's what we're waiting for... fourth pillowbook.
Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 10-26-09
2. Fall Apart and Start Again » reviews
...i'm in the basement, you're in the sky... third pillowbook.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 9-13-09
3. I Won't Hold On To This » reviews
...there's a hole in the trust that we mapped out in my bed for six long months... second pillow book.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 27,284 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 8-3-09
4. i'm addicted to words » reviews
...and they're useless.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 8-9-09
5. Thoughts of a Neurotic Teenager » reviews
Pillow book. Just some random thoughts, mostly letters and journal entries. Take a look into my life.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 136 - Words: 52,507 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 5-6-09
6. I Wish reviews
I wish things would go back to how they were before. Before I told you I had these feelings for you.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
7. I'm Sorry reviews
I wish I could let you know what I'm thinking, But I'm just too afraid to let you in. Maybe some day buddy...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-23-09
8. Guys reviews
Just a poem I sent to my friend through a text message one night... Really short, but it's to the point.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-18-09
9. Why Fight? reviews
There's no point. I already know how you feel.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-5-09
10. Can't Stop reviews
After everything he did to hurt me... I can't stop loving him.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
11. Hate reviews
I hate it. I hate this. Basically just my ramblings when my mind is going haywire.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
12. A New Beginning reviews
When the one you love leaves, you just have to keep going. "You're here and I'm never alone."
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 8-17-08
13. Make Up Your Mind reviews
It's about time that you make up your mind...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08
14. Blank reviews
I wrote this when I was sorta in a weird place... Everything just seemed so far away.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08
15. My Emotions reviews
Like the title says, they are just my emotions... Basically, me rambling...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 6-7-08
16. This Isn't Goodbye reviews
I hate goodbyes. I want you to know this isn't goodbye...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08
17. Three and a Half Days reviews
I only have three and a half days left with you...
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-08
18. I Need You reviews
You said you didn't mean it... then why did you say it?
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08
19. Insanity reviews
I think I'm going crazy... I want you so much.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
20. How Could You? reviews
How could you do that to me? I thought it was in the past.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
21. I Fell For You reviews
I wish I hadn't fallen for you
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08
22. I Try reviews
I try so hard
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08
23. Now You're Back reviews
I had just learned to accept that fact that you were gone... but now you're back, I was so wrong.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08
24. He Left Me reviews
Poem written to my ex-friend-with-benefits who I love.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08
25. They Don't Know reviews
Random poem I wrote about how the people around me don't understand. Not my best work.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08
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