MORE PROFILE OVERHAULING? LIKE THIS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH BEFORE!

Yes, well, there you are. Greetings to all, my name is Steampunk Champagne, sometimes referred to as SC or Cham. I write fantastically awful stories and poems, the most acceptable of which are visible below. Reviews and the like are greatly appreciated.

I am not afraid to leave you an absolutely immense review if I think you deserve it, or to go to town on you for bad grammar and/or spelling (but I make typos all the time, occasionally while I'm berating you for making such a mistake, so I'm really quite the hypocrite).

Other than that, I am very open to PM's of all natures, be they complaints, suggestions, requests (if you request something, there's a 99.99 chance I'll write it. Not even joking), hate mail love letters, or what have you. Don't be shy (I would say that I don't bite, but that's a. cliched and b. untrue).

If you're looking for something to do, I'm also available on deviantART (NightmareXClockwork) and a certain other writing site.

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1. Asylum reviews

Not every cage is made of steel; not every asylum is inescapable. Rated for graphic imagery.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-28-08

2. The Black Wire Engine reviews

A single pure heart is all the Engine needs to thrive, but such things are far and few between. The City of Wires will perish if the Engine fails, but where does one find an untouched heart? My finest work yet. Oneshot.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08

3. Black Wire Engine reviews

The city of wires needs a heart to survive/ are you the right person, can you keep it alive? Rated cause I like the letter T.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-12-08

4. Socket Shell reviews

Tell me, what is inside of that hollowed-out core? You gave up your flesh, have you gained something more? Linear thinkers beware: metaphors ahead. Rated for safety.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08

5. The Inchoate » reviews

An anthology of poetry presented to you, my dear readers, for your entertainment. Rated for language and violence in certain chapters. !DISCONTINUED!- due to a combination of reader and writer disinterest. Only being maintained for the archives.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-15-08

6. Fad reviews

And that somebody’s up and they’re getting off the floor, saying “I can’t live like this anymore.” Maybe they’ll get out and maybe they won’t; maybe someone cares and maybe they don’t.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08

7. Corpse Moon reviews

Hearts are precious things in the city of towers, and those without them are forever searching for those who do...Rated for violence, or something like that.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08