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since: 02-19-08, id: 600080, Profile edited: 11-02-08
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 15 stories for Romance.

Important Note: I'm reaaaalllyyy sorry but I have to go on hiatus till the end of November! Seriously not what I want to do, but I'm just too busy! I will be posting a chapter or two during the weekends, maybe, but don't expect anything long! Again, sorry! Love, HC! xx

Oh yeah, another thing, I got nominated for two awards on this new site, it's called the 'Time Is Running Out Awards'. It's really cool. Um, yeah so go check it out if you want! :D http://www.freewebs.com/tiroawards

Do tell, who is Hopelessly Cliche without the line thingy on top of the 'e'?

Well, she was born in the year 1992. Figure that one out! (Took me a while to figure it out)

She is, obviously, a girl. If SHE wasn't a girl, I wouldn't be using the term 'she', now would I?...Would I? Hmm...

She has two besties, who are, duh, the best. (She doesn't tell them that, so shh!) Though, she does plan on telling them someday...someday down the line. Ah, she feels inclined to mention her other closeys, the I.S (she was on crack when she came up with that)...lol, don't worry it's not some sort of international gang of meanies! They're all niceys! Really, even when they're PMS-ing! :D

Her hero is Georgia Nicolson, who put the fun back in funny, and the wisdom back in wisdomosity. Though her, real-life-person hero is...hmm...she can't think of one on the top of her head, but it'd probably be someone wicked-cool who did something wicked-cool like...Rosa Parks! Or...Martin Luther King! You guys rock(ed)!

She's a Londoner, hopefully that tells you where she's from...if it doesn't, then well...GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED! (She says that in the nicest possible way! :D)

She loves reading, writing, music, talking (a lot), her friends, family (that's a must), her iPod, her Converses (she wears nothing else!), her jeans (she hates short skirts and frilly dresses), she is NOT a goth, emo, or punk (though she has nothing against them and LOVES emo/Punk/goth guys! hint hint).

She would love to live in a cliche, I mean who doesn't? She's sometimes a bit ditzy, and no she's not blonde before you ask, no offence blondes. She's a hopeless Romantic, she loves reading fluffy, mushy, loved-up stories.

If you do not like any of the following books, PLEASE do NOT speak to her: Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, Georgia Nicolson series, Narnia, The House at Riverton, any Disney story, Can You Keep a Secret?, Where Rainbows End, P.S. I Love You (the BOOK, not Movie), Alex Rider series, Noughts and Crosses Trilogy, Romeo and Juliet (sighs), Nancy Drew series, Famous Five series and others. She obviously likes the authors of these stories too, among others. (BTW, you shouldn't worry about her saying don't speak to her, I think she just forgot to take her meds! shh!)

She loves any films really, even horror! Her most memorable are, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, Harry Potter, Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door, The Exorcism of Emily Rose and many, many more! She loves the following TV shows, Gossip Girl, Lost, Prison Break, One Tree Hill (Peyton and Lucas!!), Grey's anatomy, Friends, Veronica Mars (How dare they cancel that show...she says).

She absolutely adores these artists and bands: The Jonas Brothers (she's a teenage girl, Nick Jonas is a teenage boy her age...you can put two and two toegther and make four can't you?), Paramore, Flyleaf, The Gorillaz, The Hoosiers, Kate Voegele, Imogen Heap, Carrie Underwood, Rascall Flatts, Nickelback, Foo Fighters, Chris Brown, Fall Out Boy, Justin Timberlake, Maroon 5, The Veronicas, Vanessa Carlton, and many more!

She's taking German for her GCSEs, but she feels that she 100 per cent, absoultely, completely, without a doubt, sucks at it. She probably had a meltdown which caused aliens to overpower her brain, since they chose a weakling like her, and MADE her choose it. She likes the language and all, but she just sucks at it!

She is proud of her first, ever, finished story on here; Babysitting Dramas. She thanks each and everyone of you who read, reviewed, fav-ed, alerted, just anything! On behalf of her, thank you a billion and two! A Year to Live and Love is her other baby story. Those two, along with a few oneshots, are her favourite stories she's written. She's sighing just thinking about it...oh, look, a tear!

There's another thing you should know about her, she doesn't swear. Well apart from the occasional 'shit', 'damn', female-dog (but the actual word) she doesn't swear. She swears full on, sailor type swearing, in her head, but she feels weird saying it out loud. She can read stories with swearing in it, she's cool with that, but she just can't outwardly swear. This is another reason why she is classified as weird.

Right, well that's it about her. If you want to know anything else (stalkers) do feel free to PM her, and don't be embarrassed, you won't see her laughing at you! (Hehe) Thanks again for wondering to her profile, and actually reading it, HOPEFULLY you did. Au Reviour mi amgios! (She is obviously billiangul) (But she obviously sucks at spelling). Toodles! :D

News: I've taken down My Boyfriend's Brother. i might put it back on later when my other stories are done. :D Sorry! 27th Sep 2008

Disclaimer for all my stories - I don't own anything recognisable in the story! E.G. brands, shops, labels etc. Anything that I made up that belongs to me will be said so, otherwise, I dont own it! :D

xx




1. The Seven Alphas » reviews
There was only ever six alpha males. Then HE came along and made that six into a seven. Each Alpha had their girlfriend. To balance order, the six girlfriends would too have to have a seventh memeber. The lipgloss was out because the hunt was on.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 9-23-08
2. I Miss Your Head reviews
ONESHOT “God I miss sitting next to you. Dammit, I even miss the pain I get on my shoulder when you rest your head on it for an hour straight!” he said. I frowned and then gasped, "Are you trying to say I have a big head? Are you calling me FAT?"
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-08
3. Chinese Whispers reviews
So he told me he loved me through a game of one-on-one Chinese Whispers. I should be estatic, I mean he's gorgeous, AND the perfect guy-next-door cliche. But there's just only one problem...He's gay...so tell me, how does this work again? ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 10-13-08
4. Catch Me When I Fall reviews
It was silly, it started off with a trust exercise...nearing the end of the year! He was going to catch me when I fell, and you know what? I was going to let him catch me. He's caught me twice, so third time's the charm right? FLUFFY ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 10-8-08
5. Are You Stalking Me? reviews
She went to the bookstore to watch him read. She hated reading. She must have been one dedicated stalker to sit there for forty minutes pretending to read while just itching to run her hands through his gorgeous afro. Hell, she had to be VERY dedicated.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 10-3-08
6. Dear Annie » reviews
Annie has a secret admirer. Within the months she receives letters from 'A Silent Witness' she grows wary and afraid. Who is this guy? And what's with the possessiveness? Annie soon finds out that this 'lover' of hers is closer to her than she thinks...
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 8-14-08
7. A Year to Live and Love » reviews
I'm afraid to say you have a year to live.." The doctor said to me gravely. I blinked. I heard gasps around the room. My stomach grumbled. "Huh," I said pondering this. "Can you tell me where the cafeteria, please?" Not what you'd think I would say? Oops?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 4-12-08
8. Babysitting Dramas REWRITE! reviews
I've known him my entire life. My mother has been trying to set us up for my entire life. I've grown to dislike him my entire life. So when I'm babysitting his little sister, why is it he's the one that keeps me company? And why do I actually like it?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
9. Babysitting Dramas » reviews
Edens mum's forcing her to baby-sit the sister of the popular-jerk/hottie in her school. Not only is Eden having to babysit AND hang out with the jerk, but it's all part of their mother's plan to try and set them up together...this might get hell-ish...
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,040 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 3-22-08
10. He Stole, She Stole reviews
I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
11. Commercials reviews
He kissed me. I said nothing. He walked away. I called after him, 'You forgot something'. He looked at me coldly and asked 'What' I gazed up at him and whispered, 'This'. With that, I kissed him. SHORT ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
12. Envy Me, Envy You reviews
She was beautiful, he was not. She was envied, he was not. But above all this talk from people, she saw something in him...something he could not see....Beauty.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08
13. My Summer at Skinny Camp » reviews
So we’ve all heard of Fat Camp, but have you ever heard of Skinny Camp? Well it’s where all the super-skinnies go to so they can be fat...never heard of it before, have you? HIATUS, SORRY GUYS!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 5-20-08
14. The Same Time Everyday reviews
I would see you at the same time everyday, sitting on the bench, sketching. You'd look up and smile at me. I didn't know what you were drawing, but you were always there. But then, that one day, you weren't there, and all I wanted to know was why? ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-08
15. My Summer Love reviews
He was my summer love. Just a ‘fling’ I said when I had to go. Now, two summers on, and he’s the only guy on my mind and I’m going back to his town this summer...back to where I met my first summer love... ONESHOT
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08
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