People, seriously, if you're reading this, don't even TRY to keep up. It's impossible. But just a few things I would like to get across here. Yes: I'm crazy. Yes: I have issues. Yes: I love to write (as you can see, 14 stories holy shit!) Yes: I cuss like a sailor! Yes: I like people, as long you're not annoying or shallow I like you. XD
I am a serious yaoi fan. Anyone who knows me personally, knows that I'm in love with it. Have a problem with it? TO BAD! Because it's mind over matter, I don't mind and your opinion DOESN'T MATTER!
If you cannot handle swearing or it offends for whatever reason, DO NOT READ THIS PROFILE! I can do what ever the hell I want with this page and talk how ever I want to, GET OVER IT!
Name- xXDarkDeception600Xx, Izumi, (Either one will do, considering xXDarkDeception600Xx is a mouth full when typing I know.) or LestatsBabyGirl (for my friends who haven't changed my name on their profile. -.) And if you want to learn my real name, well, you'll have to get to know me pretty well. I don't just hand out info willy nilly.)
Location- Phoenix AZ (the surface of the frinkin' SUN thank you very much. XD)
Occupation- HA, AS IF! I CAN'T EVEN DO A WORD FIND!
Gender- Girl (no pedifiles!)
Favorite Color- BLACK! (Pink was a color created by the devil...)
Favorite Gere of Music- ROCK, ANYTHING ROCK! (Though I listen to anything...)
MY F.P FRIENDS! (Screw with any of these people and you're in trouble!)
1) Purplecherry5 (NITCHY!)
2) Bluestocking
3) Of Roses and Thorns
4) Dangirouslysadandscarlet
5) Kuytiepie (My kick ass beta!)
6) koolpupz
JUST TO WARN EVERYONE I'M A LITTLE WIERD! BUT BEING NORMAL IS TOTALLY BORING! I LIKE TO LIVE A LITTLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. XD!
Welcome one and all to the never ending profile! Thank you carry on.
OK, I'm sort of a nerd/goth/overachiever. I know that usually those things don't go together! But it's true! I love to read and write, making me a nerd. I love black and worship vampires and demon's, making me sort of an eccentric goth (if that's even possible). And if I get more then two B's on my report card you would think the world was coming to an end by the way I act!
Now, I like to make friends yes. But let me be clear here. I do not like stuck up people, nor do I like people who are annoying or stupid. I'm very blunt, yes. But seriously, stupidity is a curse! And I'm sure those of us who have two brain cells to rub together to generate a simple thought would agree with me right?!
Some people find me rude and mean. I agree with you! Seriously tho "It's not that I'm a bitch, I just don't like you." My modo! It's very difficult to piss me off, but believe me, it has been done. Not that any body has to worry. I'm just saying that if you're reading this going "What the hell crawled up her ass and died." NOTHING! This is me, don't like it, to bad! I'm just a very blunt person. And honestly, the world be much less complex if we all said what was on our minds all the time.
And if you haven't by now figured out that I can be mean, you need help.
MOVING ON!
I'm absolutely in love with vampires! Their whole race, whole (fictional) existence is fastening to me! I don't know why, but I love them.
NOTE- notice how I put "fictional" in parentheses, yeah, like I said, I'm a little off my rocker. Honestly, the way I look at it, if you think I'm some sort of lunatic, I get it I agree with you! But people who take you for you are, those are the ones that might possibly be good friends. Not saying that all of them are, but I'm just warning everyone, I'm usually a very civil person (who can't spell to save her life) but once I get comfortable watch out!
So, vampire lovers welcome! I would love to find someone who actually shares my interests (I'm not saying you have to share my madness, just interests...but madness is always welcome. And in my book, it's a plus!) Not saying that, if your reading this, you have to share my interests I'm just reaching out, you know, playing all the fields.
I love quotes! If you know of any good ones let me know! I have my favorites from my favorite movie of all time listed, but I'm thinking of adding a section on my bio for quotes too. XD
Ok, so here are some of my favorite quotes from my favorite movie Interview with a Vampire.
"You haven't the vaguest conception under god what you ask!"-louis
-"Perfect, prefect, just burn the place, burn everything we own! Have us living a field like cattle!"-lestat
-"Where do you think my idiot friend? We're in a filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?"-lestat
-"I swear you grow more like loui every day, soon you'll be eating rats!"-lestat
-"Rats? when did you eat rats loui?"-claudia
-"It was a long long time ago, before you were born. -slurping noise- And I don't recommend them."-louis
-"It's your coffin my love, enjoy it, most of us never get to know what it feels like."-lestat
-"Locked together in hared."-claudia
-"For thirty years I had avoided that place, but I found my way back there with hardly an upward glance."-louis
-"Yes, they know about us...They watch us dine on empty plates and rink from empty glasses."-louis
-"You should consider yourself lucky. In Paris a vampire must be clever for many reasons. Here all one needs is a pair of fangs."-lestat
And there are more of course, but I could go on for days quoting, those are just some of the ones that seemed to stick. Or maybe it's just because I watch that movie everyday...Either way, I could go on for days. XD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SOME SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AND YET, IT HAS BEEN! I finally have some quotes to post on my profile. YAY FOR ME! And if you're looking for quotes that inspire you, go somewhere else. These are just funny things that I say or that I wrote down somplace. There are some funny convos in here too, but nothing inspiring.
-"Hey, say something funny and perverted." evil grin "You sure?" "Yes, I need a good laugh this morning..." "Oh look, a pickle..." "HAHAHAHAHA!" looks up "You're a sad sole."- Beka and me.
-"If you can't afford to die, then don't take risks. Ah yes, that's right, we take a risk just by getting up in the morning...Which is why we can all afford to die."-Me
-"Who's turn is it to be raped today?" steps away from David "Ah yes, that's right, today it's Claire's turn." runs off the stage-My friend David and I
-"If you don't over think things they won't affect you."-Ethan (story)
-"You seriously go to the bookstore to check out hot guys?!" looks guilty "David, really, this shouldn't surprise you...I mean, why else go to the bookstore?" "Um lets see, to get...you know...BOOKS!" rolls eyes "Oh David, I wouldn't be so stupid as to not walk out without SOME SORT of book..." winks "I don't even want to know..."-David and I
-"Did you know that 69 is a sex position?"-Shannon
-growls "Fuck you." "When, Where, and how hard." David and I
-"You are so sexy." shocked "What?! I'm just getting into character!"-Michal and I
-"You're a freak." "Really Neo, tell me something I don't know."-Ethan and Neo (story)
-"Hey David," "Yeah." "Beka told me you have an interesting outlook on Romeo and Juliet. So please, do tell." "Oh, you mean the fact that Romeo was just a little horny pants and just wanted to nail Juliet?" tries not to laugh "Wow, you said that with a straight face..."-David and I
-"I have a new phrase." "Oh really? What is it?" "Go lick your elbow."-Beka and I
-"I HAVE BEEN DOOR RAPED!"-Me
-"Hey Shannon." Shannon walks over to David and I and David hitches his leg on her hip "David, do you realize where my hand is?!" David lets go "Seriously, you didn't feel that?!" rolls eyes "Of course not Shannon, David's microscopic."-Shannon, David and I
-"How does one even KNOW if they are a good kisser or not? I mean, honestly, what kind of guy is going to say, 'DAMN YOUR KISSES SUCK!' so really it's not even a question."-Me
-Finds an Icon that says "kiss me I'm in band""Ohhhhhh Beka...I found you an icon!!"-Me
-"Look, if you can't handle the truth, then stop telling me 'be honest'!"-Me
-"I'd be a prep, but I can't seem to get my head THAT FAR up my ass."
-"Welcome to gothic heaven my friends...And yes, I am floating on air. WITCH CRAFT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Those of you afraid of damnation...TO LATE!"-Gaia profile
-"I think jenny died..." "I think so too." looks under a rock "Um, why would you look under a rock?!" looks up "Psh, why not?" jenny rolls her eyes "Moron."-Jenny, Beka and I
-"And they say I'M messed up..."-Me
-"Let Josh have the big green chair." Josh turns to stare at David "IS THAT A FAT JOKE?!"-Josh and David
-"Go to hell.""GAWD! HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO WASTE YOUR BREATH DAMNING ME TO HELL?! I've been there and back...it's quite lovely actually, you'd like it. Aside from the rotting corpses and the burning heat...""Wow, that was morbid even for you."-Beka and I
-"I have a morbid mind..." laughs "No no shannon hun, there's a differnce between morbid and straight-jacket crazy!"Shannon laughs."She thinks I'm kidding..."-Shannon W. and I
-"Hate is a very powerful emotion...""Yeah? Well doc, so is love."-My shrink and I
I swear, if I get any more reviews telling me that I copied from twilight I will flame your asses out! I HATE THOSE BOOKS! HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM! Clear?! I'm so sick of you people that are freaks running around telling people that they copied from those peices of shit you people call "real literature". THEY AREN'T! Plagerizing is a serious crime and not one that people should be acusing other writers of willy nilly! All of my idea's are orriginal, THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL! I would never think of copying from twilight for obvious reasons. 1)they suck. 2) they suck. and 3) THEY SUCK! That's all I have to say on that issue. DO NOT SEND ME A REVIEW TELLING ME THAT I COPIED BECAUSE I CAN TURN INTO A SERIOUS BITCH REAL QUICK!
So I thought I'd also tell you all a little about my stories too. My best one yet is Blood Shed and is in three parts. I'll tell you about the first part just to get you started. Sam's parents are killed by a clan of vampires after she meets with the beautiful and mysterious vampire Sebastian. Feeling sorry for Sam and her orphan brother he offers them a home with him. He promises Sam vampirisum if she can pass four brutal tests. But Sam has more problems then just some stupid tests, she's also being followed by an evil vampire Aeron, who is bent on having her killed, and possessing her "power".
My Dark Angel, is finally finished and all posted, still, a review would be nice. But, it's about a young demon named Kate and she's abused by her father and hates everyone, especially men. While walking in the forest on day she sees a tall, dark skined demon from the dark side named Milo. He teaches her to trust, and how to love another.
One of the stories that I just finished is the Lion and the Lamb and I swear if you send me a review telling me that the Lion and the Lamb is from twilight I will rip you a new ASSHOLE! But basically, here's the story. A nuclear war has broken out and all humans have been destroyed. The only cratures left are vampires. But what will they do for food now that everything had been destroyed and the humans are dead? What will happen when they've taken everything the dead has left to offer. Die, of course. But Kaylo isn't ready to die yet! The way he sees it, he's going to be damned to hell anyways, so why not drag his life out as long as he can? He searches for just one living human. And finally, is sucessful. But never did he think that he would have to protect her from his dark world. He never would have thought that he would have fallen for her.
One of the stories that I'm currently in the process of posting is "The Perfect Being" which really is difficult to explain but I'll do my best. The whole story pretty much ties back to this theroy that a scientist had on how to build the perfect human. But as soon as he had it all figured out he died. Another scientist stepped in then and tried to finish his work just by following his notes. But natraully, the first experiment went wrong and escaped from the lab and unable to kill him they built another hoping that she would set out and destroy the first. I really would like people to R&R this story, rated M for sexual content and language. (They talk like I do.)
The story that I'm currently writing and posting is "The Vampire Savior" and this one tends to be a bit confusing because of the time differences. If you do choose to read this and find yourself lost, shoot me a review and I'll explain. But the title is pretty self explanitory. A girl named Jade is saved from being raped when she was fifteen by a mysterious and beautiful young man and seven years later fate brings them together again. Or is it love?
The second story that I'm writing is part two to Falling for the Enemy, Earth's End. Obviously, I can't tell you much about this one because it would ruin the first part. But, I think it's going to be pretty cool. Sci-Fi/romance/supernatural. I really have hopes for this one. THERE ARE NO SPOILERS! You have to read the frist in order to read the second and even have a CLUE of what's going on. Sorry, but I really didn't feel like putting spoilers in. It's to much work. (Well, not really, I just didn't feel like it. Not to mention, Falling for the Enemy isn't that bad.) Anyhoo, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW BOTH PARTS! THANK YOU!
Part one: Falling for the Enemy is about a girl, vampire, named Andrea and as the tittle implies, she falls for the enemy. In Andrea's world, the underworld, she is the rarest creature in existance. Her world has been ruled by a mysterious and supreamly evil figure everyone calls the dark lord. (I did not, REAPEAT: did not steal that from the harry books! That's just what everyone calls him because only a select few know his real name.) But the dark lord isn't her only problem. There are also the hunters to account for, the dark lords followers. But when a hunter steps forth and does everything in his power to protect her and help her come to terms with her powers, does she really fall in love with him? And what does he feel for her? What about the dark lord? Why is he so intent on keeping Andrea alive, what does he want from her?
My second best is probably well, I don't know, between Sinful Desires and Vampire Theater. So I'll start with Sinful Desires. In Raven's messed up world full of drugs she has no one to turn to but her razor blades, who are her best friends. Her mom is a street walker and sells her body for drugs and cash and her father is locked up for drug dealing. But then suddenly she "meets" this mysterious and amazingly beautiful guy who seems to be following her, or is it destiny? As it turns out, she's being hunted by his evil sister Emily and Flit is destermined to protect this human, for he feels bonded to her. He saves her from being raped on day and takes her to a shelter where he believes her to be safe. This story will keep you guessing, who's good and who's evil?
The Vampire Theater is about a young actress Abby who joins the cast in a play held at the mysterious Theatre Populair. This leads her on a fantastic adventure through the dark and mysterious world of age old vampires. Who is really evil in this Topsy turvy tale? Also included is part two the Arian Vampire.
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS POEM BUT AM SIMPLY PASTING IT HERE FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT!
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
I love this poem! It's so cute and funny and so...weird. But hey that's me.
9-10-08
Ok, so I just thought I'd let everyone know what's going on with all my stories at this point. I'm not updating much because I haven't been writing a bunch. I just really don't have time anymore. So I thought I'd tell you what's going on.
The Vampire Savior- FINISHED! CURRENTLY POSTING.
The Perfect Being- FINISHED! CURRENTLY POSTING.
Love Him or Hate Him- Idle. (I'll try to find time to work on this one. But, I still have chapters to post so no worries yet.)
Sinful Desires Part two- Idle. (I'm having troulbe coming up with ideas. However, I WILL NOT QUIT! I just need to find time to brain storm.)
Earths End- Idle. (I have ideas :sigh: I just need to find time to write them.)
Breaking Away- Writing. (I am continuing with this story. Frankly, I want to get to a point where I can stop comfortably with this one and pick up the others.)
Blood Ties- Idle. (Yet another one of those cases where I have the ideas, I just need to write them.)
Nothing is Impossible- Writing. (I'm so close to done with this one I can't wait! I'll have one more story off my chest! Yay for me!)
I know, I have a lot going right now and I started all these stories before school and Drama (GROAN) started. So I had a lot more free time on my hands. I am writing as fast as I can and I'm staying up late (later than I should) to try to write because I'm so sick of having all these stories sitting on my flashdrive and they aren't finished! So, I'm trying. I just wanted to let everyone know that I didn't...you know...DIE OR SOMETHING!
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
That's it I suppose.
-xXDarkDeception600Xx (there is a section at the bottem of this, please read it.)
5-17-08 YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS! I'M JUST BLABING BECAUSE I'M BORED OUT OF MY PEA SIZED BRAIN! (Yeah, yeah, I know, I said it, not you. XD!)
Ok, seriously, I have issues with updating my profile. But I do it all the time! I've found that When I'm bored or have writters block, it helps. So anyhoo, tell me if this is messed up. So I'm in LOVE like seriously in LOVE with Soubi from loveless. Note the image. Yeah, also updated today as a result of my bordrum. >.
Yeah, it just bugs me. But seriously, if any of you know who I'm talking about, Soubi is soooooooooo hard NOT to fall in love with! He's just...HOT!
Sorry, I'm a little boy crazy and I needed to get that off my chest. So thanks to those of you who read. XD!
-xXDarkDeception600Xx
Heh, ok, so no idea what todays date is. But I'm on summer break, I mean, WHO CARES!? And I'm like soooo pissed off, I can't find the 9th epi to junjou romantica. Sooooo, I'm here, updating my blog and changing my image to my lastest "gay guy crush". :shrugs: it's just my thing. And now I'm totally addicted to yaoi. And for those of you who know what that is are either like "Gawd, she's messed up." or "Yes! welcome to the club." and those of you who have no idea what that is, don't ask me.
:scratches head: so um, most of you are writters. ANY TIPS FOR GETTING OVER WRITTERS BLOCK?! Seriously, I need to take a course. "Getting over writters block 101." heh, now wouldn't that be so useful. But I'm like suffering here, I think my brain is beginning to leak out my ear. -.- it gets old, yes. Geez, it seems that the more stories I write the wrose it gets! I mean, until I wrote Blood Shed (like my 5th story) I had never had writters block before! And now I know what it feels like, and damn it sux.
:Sighs: I really wish I could I find that epi, it is going to drive me nuts! Anybody know a good wedsite for anime besides veoh and Y.T? Because I've checked on both and it's not there.
And I know that asking here is a long shot, I'll never see a responce, but what ever. I thought I'd ask and if I'm lucky I'll hear back.
Yeah, um, if you're looking at the entry above going "what the hell? It sound like two different people." it's the same one. I'm just bipolar and have issues. (no, I'm not really bipolar, but I do act like it. All of a sudden I'll get all moody and crap.) But I can't help it, I think I need meds. Or maybe I just need to start going to bed eariler then you know, 1 in the morning and then getting up at like 9. >.
I'm rambeling again aren't I? Man, I've got to work on that. But to tell you the truth, I'm not exactly looking forward to going in my room and cleaning when I'm already about to fall out of the computer chair. Mom thinks I'm writing my summer H.W thingy. Heh, yeah right. I haven't even started the book! But it's not like I told her that's what I'm doing, she just assumed.
And now that this entry is almost as long as the original, I think I'm done telling you about things you could care less about. But hey, you're not obligated to read this crap, and I can do what ever with it right? And I'm sorry, I hate going to blog pages and they have 1 paragraph! That's like, a waist of time. -.- I mean geez...
Ok now seriously, I'm cutting myself off. RIGHT HERE! Shut up brian, don't write anymore! They have had enough of us!
:sighs: hope to hear from you in a review or p.m. SERIOUSLY, IF YOU KNOW OF A WEBSITE TELL ME! I don't bite...hard.
-xXDarkDeception600Xx
6-11-08
Once again, not required to read this. I'm just rambeling on agiain. This time tho I don't have writters block, I'm just bored out of my mind. Seriously, I cannot wait for the weekend! I mean, yeah, I'm on summer break, but for the past week we've been getting our roof redone! So every morning at 8:00 I wake up to dogs barking and banging on the roof. Not exactly the nicest way to wake up, I know. And considering I might as well be NOCTURAL (I stay up until 11:00 at least. Most of the time it's pushing 1 or has past it, but what ever.) So it's beginning to make me angry. I mean, SO UNFAIR! Sure, I could go to bed earilier. I COULD! Now, am I? HELL NO! I'm on break and I'm staying up as late as I want! So I guess I'll stop complaining.
Has anyone heard "Hot" by Avril Lavigne? It's amazing! I'm listening to it for the 5th time this morning. (in a row) yeah, I'm so going to wear this song out, but it's awesome! And if you haven't heard it, YOU MUST! It's super cool.
:yawns: I'm beat and I have to go play raquetball today! That sux. I'm going to be beat by the end of the day.
Oh, and in case any of you are wondering. (Which I'm sure you don't care, but I think I'll let you in on it.) Any of you who visit my profile often see that I change my image A LOT! Yeah, I do it not only because I'm bored and like different things, but I also collect cool pix off of photobucket and search for a portrait of my newest male hotty character. So That's why I change it so often. And the guy I had up up there with the red, that was Kristopher, for you people who have read the Lion and the Lamb. He's amazing I know! But I have a pic of Kaylo, I just can't upload it because it shows his butt, and that's it! I mean, it's a good veiw, but you don't get to see his sexy face. XD Heh :boy crazy:
But, the one that I have up there now is just a demon dude. I thought it was pretty cool! I love the whole "Butterfly Affect". Hey, wasn't that a movie? :shrugs:
So...I think I'm done rambeling. I'm going to log onto my livejournal and update. XD I have issues with up dating things I know. But I'm so sick of writing I could puke! Ugh, okies, I'm done.
Thanks for reading.
-xXDarkDeception600Xx
7-25-08
So I'm on vaca, and I'm keeping track of dates. Is there something wrong with that picture?
Anyway, I'm seriously hating life right now. Not only because my family are being pains in the asses, but I've just gotten so many nice reviews for the Lion and the Lamb telling me that it's from twlight, I thought I'd do a bit of investigating. I typed in "lion and the lamb" into the search bar here, and I didn't look through all the titles but I found three with my exact same title.
So, tell me, why is it me that you people are picking on me? AND DON'T EVEN TELL ME BECAUSE IT HAS VAMPIRES IN IT! Two of the others that I found have vampires in them too, SO SUCK ON THAT!
I've said it once, but you know what, I'll say again. This issue is sickening, and you know what, I'm seriously considering not writing the second part, I'M SO GAWD DAMN SICK OF THE WHOLE THING! It makes me sick to my core! I don't know how much more of this I'm going to take because you know what, I'VE ALREADY TAKEN ENOUGH! I just, I hate this, I'm hating the whole thing! Everytime I even think of writing the second part I cringe because I just don't want to! You know people, THE SYSTEM MAKES IT DIFFICULT ENOUGH to get published. I DON'T NEED YOU IDIOTS TO ADD TO IT!
And by the way, I thought I'd just mention this. The Lion and the Lamb is actually a MOVIE! So for tose of you who have no brain and think the world revolves around twilight I'm sure you're in tears right now. THAT'S RIGHT, STEPHANIE MEYER DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT! Oh, gawd, so heart breaking I know.
You know, P.M's would really be nice on this issue, PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND! Why is it just me that is getting picked on?! Please share, because I'm just not understanding. I seriously feel like I'm picked on! And you know what, it's not fair.
Grow UP PEOPLE! Seriously, and now that I'm so sick to my stomach that I'm about to PUKE I'm going to stop here. (if you want me to write the second part, send me a P.M. Thanks.)
-xXDarkDeception600Xx
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