Currently searching for a beta reader for Blood Shed! If interested please contact me through a P.M. Thank you!

The name is xXDarkDecpetion600Xx. My mission is to restore vampires back to their original, mythical state - as the most feared hunters of the night. Dracula has been shamed, and I am attempting to bring honor back to the vampire name.

Twilight is not welcome, anywhere on my page. It has put my own writing to shame, though I was writing vampire tales before Twilight was even conceived. If you are an obsessed fan, I'm asking you to please leave, as you will not like me. I will not rant about a fairy tale, it is just not worth my time.

For the rest of you, welcome. Despite my...gruff greeting, don't be fooled. I'm a nice person, as long as you don't mention Twilight anywhere within a mile of me.

I am always willing to read other's stories, and am even more so if they return the favor. But, if none of my writing suites your tastes, that is something that, as a fellow writter, I understand.

My profile is very long, most of it as absolutely no purpose, but when I read copy and paste thing on other's profiles and it touches me, I post it on my own. Feel free to skip over the rest if you'd like. The list of all my published stories is at the bottom of this page.

Thank you for visiting.

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Feel free to contact me any time. I love talking to random people on the net.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Ok people, this is just sad. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Gays are humans, like us. It's not a sickness that can be spread but something that they are BORN with in their GENES! If you care, you'll repost this. If you don't, YOU'RE A HOMOPHIC LUNITIC WHO MAY AS WELL BUILD THEMSELVES A HOUSE OUT IN THE WOODS AND LOCK YOURSELF IN IT BECAUSE WE (us people who are open minded and are living in PRESENT TIME) DON'T WANT YOU HERE BREATHING OUR SAME AIR!

MY F.P FRIENDS! (Do anything to hurt their feelings and suffer the consequences.)

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Please Check out my friend's profiles, stories and poems. I'm sure they'd like that very much.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

This made me cry like hell my mom thought i was crazy!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Fave Quotes...

-I'm not obsessed with twilight. I'm obsessed with hating it.

-Am I pissing you offafa?

-Yeah, she came out of the car swinging her crutch at me, so I took her out with the door.

-It's a logic thing, twitards wouldn't understand.

-Yeah, that's what the abulance driver said to the dead guy, "Sorry, I'm only four minutes late..."

-Maybe if you grow another five inches you can say that to my face.

-You're a 20 dollar whore and you have coupons!

-Edward Cullen: Abusive Boyfriend

-Lestat would murder Edward Cullen before you could say 'Sparkling Vampire'.

-I'd be a prep, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

-If you can't dazzle the world with your KNOWLEDGE, baffle them with your BULLSHIT.

-Oh please, I don't turn heads, I break fucking necks.

-Don't knock on death's door, ring te doorbell and run! He hates that!

-DON'T HIT KIDS!-no seriously, they have guns now.

-It's always funny until someone gets gurt. THEN IT'S HYSTERICAL!

-Genius by birth. Slacker by choice.

-I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.

-Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!

-My head is funny shaped. Which makes me cool. Oh yes.

-If Edward is your favorite vampire you don't know enough vampires.

-SWALLOW! It's rude to spit.

-Let me know if I say something that offends you. I may want to offend you again later.

-He said...I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. She said...you wear pants don't you?

-"My insurance does not cover PMS!"

-Fuck politics. I just want to burn shit down.

-You have the right to remain silent...so shut up!

-National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

-Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

-When you call me a bitch I just laugh. Because darling, I knew that forever ago.

SUMMERY!-People this section is in need of an update. I just don't feel like doing it now. Please feel free to check out anyone of my stories, the one's whose summeries are not posted are my newest ones and probably some of the best.

Blood Shed: UNDER REVISION Is written in three parts. (Part One) Sam's parents are killed by a clan of vampires after she meets with the beautiful and mysterious vampire Sebastian. Feeling sorry for Sam and her orphan brother he offers them a home with him. He promises Sam vampirisum if she can pass four brutal tests. But Sam has more problems then just some stupid tests, she's also being followed by an evil vampire Aeron, who is bent on having her killed, and possessing her "power".

My Dark Angel: A young demon named Kate and she's abused by her father and hates everyone, especially men. While walking in the forest on day she sees a tall, dark skined demon from the dark side named Milo. He teaches her to trust, and how to love another.

The Lion and the Lamb: I swear if you send me a review telling me that the Lion and the Lamb is from twilight I will rip you a new ASSHOLE! But basically, here's the story. A nuclear war has broken out and all humans have been destroyed. The only cratures left are vampires. But what will they do for food now that everything had been destroyed and the humans are dead? What will happen when they've taken everything the dead has left to offer. Die, of course. But Kaylo isn't ready to die yet! The way he sees it, he's going to be damned to hell anyways, so why not drag his life out as long as he can? He searches for just one living human. And finally, is sucessful. But never did he think that he would have to protect her from his dark world. He never would have thought that he would have fallen for her.

The Perfect Being: Is difficult to explain but I'll do my best. The whole story pretty much ties back to this theroy that a scientist had on how to build the perfect human. But as soon as he had it all figured out he died. Another scientist stepped in then and tried to finish his work just by following his notes. But natraully, the first experiment went wrong and escaped from the lab and unable to kill him they built another hoping that she would set out and destroy the first. I really would like people to R&R this story, rated M for sexual content and language. (They talk like I do.)

The Vampire Savior: Tends to be a bit confusing because of the time differences. If you do choose to read this and find yourself lost, shoot me a review and I'll explain. But the title is pretty self explanitory. A girl named Jade is saved from being raped when she was fifteen by a mysterious and beautiful young man and seven years later fate brings them together again. Or is it love?

Falling for the Enemy: In Andrea's world, the underworld, she is the rarest creature in existance. Her world has been ruled by a mysterious and supreamly evil figure everyone calls the dark lord. But the dark lord isn't her only problem. There are also the hunters to account for, the dark lords followers. But when a hunter steps forth and does everything in his power to protect her and help her come to terms with her powers, does she really fall in love with him? And what does he feel for her? What about the dark lord? Why is he so intent on keeping Andrea alive, what does he want from her?

Sinful Desires: In Raven's messed up world full of drugs she has no one to turn to but her razor blades, who are her best friends. Her mom is a street walker and sells her body for drugs and cash and her father is locked up for drug dealing. But then suddenly she "meets" this mysterious and amazingly beautiful guy who seems to be following her, or is it destiny? As it turns out, she's being hunted by his evil sister Emily and Flit is destermined to protect this human, for he feels bonded to her. He saves her from being raped on day and takes her to a shelter where he believes her to be safe. This story will keep you guessing, who's good and who's evil?

The Vampire Theater: a young actress Abby joins the cast in a play held at the mysterious Theatre Populair. This leads her on a fantastic adventure through the dark and mysterious world of age old vampires. Who is really evil in this Topsy turvy tale? Also included is part two the Arian Vampire.

Love's Ultimate Sacrafice: A boy Neo who moves from out of state and finds himself misplaced in a new high school. His father is abusive and his mother is afraid to stand up to him, which leaves Neo without an excape. Except for one. His best friend Ethan, who is the only one who he can turn to. Ethan provides safety from his father, and shows what it means to love.

Love's Innocence: this is the sequal to LUS (above). It's a work in progress, but coming along. Again I can't tell you much because it's the second one so you'll just have to read it to find out.

Who is Selfish?: a one shot I wrote while, sort of depressed. Also Gay romance.

Silver Eyes and Vampire Fangs: After being turned into a vampire by her best friend at summer camp, Elena has no choice but to attend the spooky and mysterious Silver Eyed Academy. There, she makes new friends, and learns about the vampire ways while possibly falling for the school hottie and 'king of the purebloods' the schools upperclassmen leader-Nero. Unable to admit it to herself, Elena fights her feelings and continues to push him away. "He isn't that special."

Fallen Rose Petals: This is second story in the Silver Eyed Academy series I guess. And seeing as it comes after Silver Eyes and Vampire Fangs I can't really tell you much about it.

Blades: A short poem I also wrote while depressed.

Fantasy: A poem I wrote about my dream guy while brainstorming.

Summer Nights: A one shot about two gay lovers discussing what will happen when the other goes to college. (Very Fluffy. XD)

Disfigured Perfection: I love how the characters talk in this story. I'm not sure of the time period but...well anyway. Vampire/Human romance. Vampire rivalry, blood and betrayal. What's not to like?

Summer Romance: Jenny travels to northern California every summer to spend some time with her cousin Bri and her Aunt Clio. There's not in the small town besides a freezing cold beach, an ice cream parlor, and some old antique shops. But when Jenny lays eyes on the beautiful farmer boy, Keven, suddenly the town is everything, and has everything to offer. This is a story deadicated to my mom and though I doubt she'll ever see it, she inspired this one. I worked hard on it and I think the end result is pretty good.

UPCOMING STORIES AND WORKS IN PROGRESS!

Seeing as it's summer I have some spare time on my hands so what better way to spend it than jaming to my ipod while writing. So, I thought I'd just give you an idea of what I'm preparing right now in case you end up liking my writing.

Love's Innocence: Long wait, sorry. But it's a work in progress and one I'm determined not to give up on!

Silver Eyed Academy Prequel: I'm working on it now! This is an upcoming story that I'm very excited about! I hope fans of the series will continue reading!

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS POEM BUT AM SIMPLY PASTING IT HERE FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT!

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

I love this poem! It's so cute and funny and so...weird. But hey that's me.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

That's it I suppose.

-xXDarkDeception600Xx