the.mad.hatter's.accomplice
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since: 02-23-08, id: 600643, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 23 stories for Haiku, Fantasy, War, General, Life, General, Friendship, Love, and Young Adult.

currently i am:

not here, most notably. right now i've got a case of writer's block as big as the hoover damn.

i plead the first.


1. poets are liars reviews
they all say they're real.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-10 - Complete
2. courage
bah.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete
3. mapquest
if you could map out a life in 10-20 lines.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete
4. blocked circuits reviews
it's not september anymore, but this still applies.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete
5. emily dickinson was wrong reviews
you know that poem about hope?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete
6. baka reviews
normally, i try to stay away from stuff like this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-10 - Complete
7. seventeen syllables » reviews
self-explanatory
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 2-15-09
8. hellspawn » reviews
self explanatory. a contest between me and my friend kolt winchester.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 6-28-10
9. in imitation of edgar allen poe
so, recently, my friends have begun to see my fictionpress account as a dumpyard for all of their poetry. this is by 007, a freaky harrypotter chipmunk child that i love dearly. ish.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 6-28-10 - Complete
10. loveletters
to g-d, the universe, and anyone else who will listen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Published: 6-27-10
11. do you believe in love? reviews
yea, i guess i do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-10 - Complete
12. ADDled poetry
i have recently come to understand that this poem is an elaborate metaphor for substance abuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Published: 4-18-10 - Complete
13. on love & loss and life as a black&white movie reviews
my mom once told me not to write things that i knew nothing about. this is me not listening to her. just a warning: there is a girl, and a boy, but it is not a romance, and it does not end happily.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
14. this is how our lives begin » reviews
of words in the sand and girls with starry eyes. a collection of couplets.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 9-19-09
15. a note on peace
this was written in my mind during 100 IM. but by the time i got home it had been mostly forgotten, so now it is just kind of an abstract concept thought up by overexposure to chlorine stitched together with jumbled-up metaphors. rated for reality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete
16. bitter little lost boys & lonely, lovely soft girl reviews
this is why i don't write rhyming poetry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Complete
17. dear mosquito crawling on the windowpane » reviews
this is an apology, even though you probably don't even have a big enough brain to mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 5-1-09
18. impatience frozen on the page
i'm not sure about this one. it would be pending if i knew what to do with it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 9-19-09 - Complete
19. life as a story
told mostly in dialogue.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete
20. identity crisis
everyone is unsure in something.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 9-16-09 - Complete
21. car ride reviews
there is silence in the car. that kind of thick, heavy silence that drags on protruding thoughts and stifles all sound.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-09 - Complete
22. 41909
honestly, i don't know where this came from. impending apocalypses and prophets tossed to the side, and maybe heresy if you squint.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete
23. spinning reviews
nonsense.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete