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since: 02-24-08, id: 600897, Profile Updated: 05-13-09
country: United States
Author has written 27 stories for Love, Horror, Life, Fantasy, Young Adult, School, General, Humor, Religion, Family, War, Fable, Romance, Essay, Mystery, and Fantasy.

Hey! you (as in the reader) know (or don't) I was just kind of thinking (as in chemical reactions in brain not something else and not to misconstrued in a different language other then English), potentially anyone (if by anyone you will please take to mean someone with accessibility to the internet) could be looking at this (and by this I mean this) right now (if by now you will take to mean the present which doesn't actually exist.) And I mean what do I want those people to know? Do they care about who I am? Well they might, hey I might have a stalker. Right?

And I mean what do such people really want to know. Favorite color? Favorite animal? Political view points? Phone number? Address? Red, dog, moderately conservative... Go ahead a guess on the last two.

I look at other's profiles. Some say lots of things. Some describe what they look like, and favorite books, and enough quotes to drive you insane, some even treat it like a blog, updating. These are usually the popular authors or those who would like to imagine them as being such. No offense or whatever.

Actually it’s ridiculous the lengths people go to be inoffensive, especially politicians and executive figures. Well you know what? I think they should bring back Columbus Day, so there!

Take Offense.

I think I'm done now.

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1. Being Judged reviews
Being judged among the fanfare, you feel plain in compare. A twenty four line poem with the same rhym - are.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-09 - Published: 6-13-09
2. Above, Below, Fast and Slow reviews
I feel above/ I feel below. Four short stanza's. Read and review!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-21-09
3. To Conquer Reality: A Discourse through Time » reviews
Kate is a middle aged housewife who is just in the middle of doing dishes when she receives an unexpected visit from a childhood friend that she wasn't expecting. Two -Shot
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 3-16-09
4. Sometimes reviews
Just four stanza's of pure goodness, hopefully. Written as if from a child's point of view. Read and Review and I'll run around in a circle screaming like a insane asylum escapee.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-09
5. Hell Found Me reviews
Hell Found Me / Lying by the roadside - Short poem, somewhat depressing, hopefully meaningful. Read and Review and I will do a happy dance.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-14-09
6. The Last Unicorn was Run Over Today reviews
The last unicorn was run over today / By a big car hurrying on its way... Short, rather whimisical but hopefully with a retrospective and symbolic meaning. Read and Review and I'll love you forever!
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 2-13-09
7. To Embrace The Lake reviews
A short one-shot based off of Edgar Alan Poe's poem "The Lake." A girl wanders upon a lake and a rock and finds she is alone and all. And finds the place to which she wants to go when she dies. "So lovely was the loneliness."
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-26-09
8. Unmarked reviews
There was a dead rabbit next to the baseball field today." The thoughts after looking at death. Short.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-25-09
9. Love Story reviews
She always thought she knew what she wanted, a love story. Short, sweet, fluffy one-shot. The conversation between a boy and a girl who are in love.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-26-08
10. Philosophers Meeting reviews
Jessie was having a bad day. She had yelled at her brother, was punished by her mom, got caught trying to sneak away from the naughty chair, denied dessert and then sent to bed early." Her Grandmamma tells her the story of the Philosophers Meeting. 1shot!
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-25-08
11. Tales Never Heard reviews
History is written by the victor... yep...
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
12. Grandpa's Wife reviews
She would have been 84... Sweet, light, short...
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
13. Becoming Someone reviews
Who shall I be? Short, good... I mean I think so...
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
14. I am the One reviews
I am the one who painted the sky... Short, free verse, light, happy, fluffy... all good...
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
15. Life and Love reviews
Intertwined both shall be... fluffy, light, short
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
16. Ode to Forced Rhymes reviews
An Ode to Forced Rhymes, hmm... nothing much more to say...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
17. Dreams reviews
Dreaming... hmm yep... Short...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
18. The Promise of Hope reviews
Hope bound to Fail and Fall, One stanza, short, sad...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
19. Rowing reviews
Sometimes in life you have to row... Oh yeah I sound all philosophical!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08
20. I'm Me reviews
Funny, excuses for doing bad on a math test. I mean I think it's funny...
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08
21. Mental Things reviews
It has a bathroom where you can even gain some privacy by pulling a little curtain around you; of course they have cameras by the toilet. The curtains are a mental thing. In the end it’s all a mental thing." The reflections of a insane man in jail. SHO
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-08
22. Anywhere but Here reviews
Please dad, take me away." A very short one-shot dealing with divorce and trying to fit in a new place. Very short one-shot... VERY SHORT.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-08
23. The Last Great Night of the Last Great Beast reviews
Narrative poem of the last dragon on earth, eight stanza's, odd format, insane and nerdy author... all good...
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-7-08
24. Daisy of Today reviews
Too often we look past to the future forgetting the wonders of today, until they pass forgotten.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08
25. Left Alone reviews
A short one stanza, simple, but I think it's pretty. Of course I'm the author so I'm inclined to think my work is good... but still...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-1-08
26. Taddly: Answers reviews
A short one stanza poem, response to "Are you okay?" Read and Review.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-5-08
27. One: Beyond Where You Stop reviews
Something is different about Perideta, Everyone knows so... but what is it. One-shot...
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-08
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