
Hi! Well, this is my profile, and I've got some stuff on it. By the way, I urge you to go on http://www.1000000monkeys.com/ It is great for writers like you!
Unlike some people, I like being called emo.
I am a proud follower of the Pastafarian religion. www.venganza.org
I probably don't know where you live...
Check out the Clan if you've read the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness. www.torak.info
Here is my FanFiction account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~randomuser674
I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
PM me if you like my works, or if you're just lonely!
Random Quotes Said by My Friends and Me
J.M. (about my chorus teacher) -Mr. DePersio is the greatest actor ever. Just like Mozart!
V.L. -Oh my God! You LOST him!? (pauses) Did you check in the whipped cream?
Z.A. (after eight years of Catholic Religion classes) -Since when is God the Father?
M.C. -How do you spell 'idiot'? Me- I-D-O-T.
A.L- You're such an idiom! Me- You stupid oxymoron!
S.B.- I see you've decided to wear clothes today. (uhh...not what you're thinking! Just an inside joke)
A.L.-That goat sure put up a fight last night! Me-Yeah! I'd thought we'd NEVER get all the blood out of the curtains!
C.M.-Lord Voldemort lives! He's actually...MICHAEL JACKSON!!
J.M.-But horseback riding IS exercise! Me- Yeah, for the horse!
J.M.-Look at my Jesus action figure! He will take over the world!
T.M.- Snape's hunkalicious!
A.L.-You don't know yet, but hampsters WILL rule over mankind!
A.L.(Quoting StarTrek)- Space. The final frontier. These are the voyagers of the StarShip Enterprise. Who's continuing mission to destroy strange new worlds. To se- Me (interrupting)- Uhh, isn't it 'to EXPLORE strange new worlds'? A.L.-That's what YOU think.
Mr. S. (my Spanish teacher to his student)- I'm going to kill you tomorrow. I'm going to call you tonight and remind you.
M.S.-I did your mom...a favor...by making you...a sandwich...with two juicy balls...of lettuce.
A.L. Que te pasa!? Me-No. (Translation: What's wrong with you!? Me-No.)
Me-Pollo y ensalada estan comiendo los alumnos en la cafeteria de mi escuela! (Translation: Chicken and salad are eating the students in the cafeteria of my school.)
J.M.- UPS people are aliens!
J.M.- I'm turning into a PopTart!
J.M.- My teacher was talking about manners at a school concert. And he said it would be distracting if you were eating during a concert. He joked that it would be very annoying if your grandma asked you to pass the mashed potatoes and you dropped them on her lap and your mom started hollering. At the end of class everyone was talking about what they'd bring. I suddenly burst out 'I'm bringing mashed potatoes!'
E.G.-Touch my freakin' belly button!
J.M.-Come, little Napoleon. (We don't know any Napoleons. This was out of the blue.)
A.L. (talking about what to name my dog)-We should name her either Diablo, Antwentte, Talons, or Muffins!
G.L. (after A.L. hid his hamburger buns under the couch)- How many times do I have to tell you: DON'T TOUCH MY BUNS!!
J.M.-Goblins and trolls will take over penustopia! They will... trust me...
T.M.-So, do you want to wear your underwear over your pants today?
J.M. (while looking for something under the bed)- Under. Me- Under WHERE! (giving her a wedgie) (play on words: under where and underwear)
A.L.-YOU CANNIBAL!!
Me-I'm a narcoleptic assassin!
A.L.-You drown dogs, eat cats, and set fire to rabbits! V.L.-Only because you do!
A.L.-No brawling in the library!
Me- Nice kerchief! V.L.-It's a tablecloth.
R.M.-Have you ever noticed that in the fifth Harry Potter movie Remus Lupin looks like Hitler?
Me (in a horrid Cockney accent)- What's this? A doorknob! Good show!
C.M. & A.L. (whispering omniously)-Asthenosphere. Asthenosphere. Asthenosphere. Me- What are you doing? A.L.(still whispering)-It will be a conveinence store in the future... C.M.(whispering)-On top of a volcano... Both (gradually getting louder)- Asthenosphere. Asthenosphere! ASTHENOSPHERE! ASTHENOSPHERE!! (I RUN AWAY SCREAMING)
A.L.-Politics is applesauce!
J.M.-My favorite jams-Strawberry, Huckleberry, and Poisonberry! Me- Uhh...don't you mean BOYSENBERRY? J.M.-I know what I said...
M.G.-Green Bean, I'm NOT a convict!
Me (not on Halloween, just an average night)- I leave for TWO SECONDS, and there's toilet paper rolling down the street!
D.B.- Who's that lady in your house? A.L.- That's my DAD!
Me- What did you do with the dead body yesterday? Mr. E.- Well, it's out of the way, where nobody will EVER find it, so I'm happy.
Mr. S. (to student)- IF CHILD ABUSE WAS LEGAL YOU'D BE THE FIRST I'D BEAT!! (He's not USUALLY this violent...)
Me- Mr. Scripture may LOOK bald, but he actually has peach fuzz on his head. I just wanna rub it! A.L.-If you do that he might do the follwing: A. Punch you in the face. B. Call the cops. C. Get a restraining order. Or forget all that. He might just ask you to 'go back to his place and do stuff'. (NOT REALLY!! I hope...)
A.L.- You're in love with MR. STIEGELMAIER!! Me- How'd you know?
A.L.- My cat is a spy for a secret underground society conveniently located in my basement. She also speaks German.
Some Guy- (saying something in Spanish) Me- Err...No hablo Espanol. S.G. (annoyed, yelling)- SI! TU HABLAS ESPANOL!! Me- Uh...no. S.G.- FINE!! (walks away)
A.L.- Your uncle is a pervert! Me- Thanks, I know.
Mr. S- James, you're a Republican, right? J.N.- Damn, I died again!
G.L.- Holy Crap, there's a dead guy on my lawn!
Me (as Harry Potter) to A.L.- I love you. A.L.- I'M FREAKIN' RON!
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