Hi every one I'm hopefully back (for good) and I am deeply sorry for removing my stories, please forgive me.

Here be some info about me:

I just started college.

I'm a bit of a perv... hence the pen name.

I'm of the female side of our species.

I'm straight.

I think homophobia is an inane fear and completely unnecessary.

The music I listen varies and I mention my favorites in my stories.

My favorite books are Burned by Ellen Hopkins,the Bloody Jack series, the Twilight series, Harry Potter, the Dark/Were/Dream Hunters series', the Black Dagger Brotherhood series, Catch a Mate by Gena Showalter, the Vampire Academy series, and anything by Opal Carew.

The book I'm currently reading is Let Sleeping Rogues Lie by Sabrina Jeffries.

My favorite movies are Mrs. Henderson Presents, the Illusionist, Princess Bride, Stardust, A Goofy Movie, Anastasia, and (don't laugh if you know what I'm talking about) Spice World.

I love amine and manga. Currently watching Hajime no Ippo (about boxing) and Junjou Romantica (a yaoi).

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

HERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY

Whats the definition of birth control? The other thing you can stick in your mouth to keep from getting pregnant!