I have a few things posted now... I'm actually surprised I could muster up the courage to do it.
If you have a strange, overwhelming urge to know more about me, I'm Thingbe on FanFiction as well.
-a dark, thundering cloud appears overhead. Then, all of a sudden-
BAM
OH NO!
IT"S STALKER!
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
THINGBE! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!
MUAHAHAHAHA
-jumps back into cloud and rides away-
Hey! It's Stalker!
No, I can't escape you. I can't even escape kindergarteners.
Say "Hi" to the Thunder God for me. Ask after the Rain God, too.
WHAP
It's ze Stalker I!
They say Hi!
Kindergardeners? Should thy Stalker even ask?
The library is creepy in the basement. Every sound echoes back...
BUT STALKER DOES NOT KNOW OF 'FEAR'
STALKER LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF FEAR
HAHAHAHA
-laughs at fear-
Well, yeah, of course, because Stalker IS fear.
Let's say that being a kindergarten helper left scarring memories and leave it at that.
OH! And tell Jumboman I'm his biggest fan. WAY bigger than that stupid Hoshino kid.
Last minute or so of the last episode of CSI season six: FINALLY.
I guess the basement would be scary if you're alone down there.
Stupid dance in gym... There isn't enough time!! -panic attack- -passes out-
How did the dance go?
-zwap-
Eheheh...
REALLY badly...
Though I don't know my mark, because I've been sick for the past two-and-a-half days.
Blech.
Yo.
My God, ThingBe, you are so freaking hard to hack!
I've been trying to break into your acount for days!
Geez...
You have made the Greek Gods angry...
No "fun time" with Fang tonight!
Seeing as he is infact a Greek God in human form...
I really hope people don't get the wrong thing from that, thinking that I am Fang...
I'm not.
I am Stalker III.
Oh yeah... I forgot my dramatic entrance...
Oh well, better late than never...
-rides in on Iggy's back, leaving the rest to your imagination...-
Tis STALKER III!
Ooh...
Ahh..
-crowd goes wild, remiding Stalker III of Stalker I's awesome catwalk!
YAY STALKER I! YOU WERE AWESOME!
I cheered as loud as I could... not as loud as I was capable of before "the incident".
Good night to all! And to all a good night!
Make love, not war (but safe sex, kiddies!)
-rides away on Iggy's back, there being even more to the imagination than before...-
Hey! Fang's mine! You have no ownership rights. :K
You're too late, anyway. = D
I wonder how good everyone's imagination is...
You spelled my name wrong. Tsk, tsk.
AGH!! JEEZ!! HOPEFULLY you're not Fang!! -shudders-
Watch out for James Patterson. He might just have his notebook and camera.
-bursts out laughing-
Yes... -shudders-
Beware James Patterson...
AHG!
Hehe, I'm not Fang...
Shoot. I mean... I'm going to go edit that and pretend it never happened. Stalker III does not swear...
Never happened...
Anyways, I just realised you know my secret.
Darn you.
-shudders into nothingness-
Bwahaha.
Stay away from dark alleyways and strangers that have RELAX written on their hats.
Especially if those strangers are in the alleyways. And have the initials J. P. -shudders-
Ewww...
Hey, are you planning on reading the MR manga?
-twitches at mention of manga-
There's an MR manga?
Fang as a manga character?
FANG AS AN INCREDIBLY HOT MANGA CHARACTER?!
Must... Search...
IT'S STALKER 1 BACK FROM HER DARING ADVENTURE!
Yeah, Fang's a manga character. But his hair is really long.
Iggy is perfect.
I FINALLY managed to hack into your account, Stalker II! Took a while...
How long? Does it look good? I must see...
Yes, Stalker, your hacking skills leave something to be desired.
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