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Author has written 13 stories for General, Religion, Life, Love, and War. Name: Kevin Age: birth records say I'm 15 but online quizzes say I'm 31 Gender: male Species: primate/reptile Religion: Athiest (and proud of it) (godisimaginary.com) I like/am: , anti-immigration, gun control, metal, hardcore, screamo + halloweencore (see Dance Club Massacre) fan, spencers store, Hot Topic, a die hard Dance Club Massacre and Bad Religion fan, and a lover of symbols. I hate/am not: hollister, abercrombie, aeropostale, homophobic, hypochondriacs, preps, gangstas, and rap (remember kids, rap stands for Retards Attemping Poetry) The way i write poetry or basically anything is this; i think up one or two good lines, then i write a whole poem to go around it. I'm going to post mainly drama/angst. Some of the stories might be a friends because I told them if they wanted me to i'd post it for them. i might get an account on Fanfiction but i'n not sure. My stories are usually going to be rated T. Anyways to occupy anyone reading this here are jokes, poems, and quotes; "Women: you can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a squash or something,"- Emo Philips "Well my brother says hello, so hooray for speech therapy." - Emo Philips "My girlfriend said to me in bed last night 'You're a pervert' so I said 'That;s a big word for a nine year old"-Emo Philips "Probably the hardest time in anyones life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips "How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."- Emo Philips "At my lemonade stand I would give away the first glass free and a refill for 5 dollars. The refill contained the antidote."- Emo Philips "I love to go down to the school yard and watch the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."- Emo Philips "You know you live in 2008 when 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did." | |||||||||
1. Grey Daysthe weather seems dreadfully wonderfull does it not?...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 10-19-092. Poisons of Life reviewstoxins, poisons, all things we have....Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-093. Mind of a Cynic reviewsa different look on some of those common phrasesComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-094. Love Light reviewsa poem about not being able to forgive this timeComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-095. Only We Will Diea poem about how war hurts one's own country and it's peopleComplete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-096. Education a lie reviewsa poem about what goes on at an everyday schoolComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-097. Masquerade Ball reviewsa poem about a person whose lost everything at a ball R&RComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-30-088. confusion reviewsa poem about how ignorance has affected our societyComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-23-089. Not My Fault reviewsa poem about a man killing himself after a break-up\ please R&RComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-15-0810. Feel My Flames reviewsa dark poem about one who comes back to avenge their life inspired by a BMTH song Black&BlueComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-23-0811. Empathizing The True Belief reviewsa poem about the true message of jesusReligion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-29-0812. My Creed reviewsa poem I wrote on how religion can corrupt. constructive critisism please. R&RComplete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-0813. White Room's Fright reviewsa poem I had to write for english once. I had to change it a little but it's still basically the same. I want to know how it is so please R&R. also i want constructive criticism not just someone saying it sucksComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-08
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