Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!! XD
ello meh names' Rebecca. i have like no life and no boyfriend, so i write stories and i am on the computer like all the time xD i'm writing a bunch of stories...just click on the lil homepage button down to find them all. i also seem to like to put myself into them but they rarely have my real personality. i am much crazier in real life and me and my friends call anime dudes and fictional characters in books. I am married to Ian MacPhie from the Love at Stake series by Kerrelyn Sparks. i get Momiji (fruits basket), fang (Max Ride), Kyle (the Host), L (Death Note), Ian (LAS series), Flandre (Princess Ressurection..okay thats a girl but shes so cute!!), Zetsu (naruto) and some random anime dudes. i get Shigure (fruits basket) and iggy (max ride) on my b-day. Edward Cullen (twilight) is my stalker.
all my stories have vampires in them
wat can i say? i luv vampires. =D
i live in chicago, il and am 14 years old. i like anime/manga, painting, writing stories (duh), reading stuff, and well yea.
my favorite anime/manga (in no particualar order):
'Fruits Basket'...'Code: Lyoko'...'Death Note'...'Princess Resurrection'...'Karin (Chibi Vampire)'...'Fall in Love Like a Comic'
my favorite books/book series (in no particualar order):
'Love At Stake' series by Kerrelyn Sparks...'Twilight' series by Stephenie Meyer...'Wicked Lovely' and 'Ink Exchange' by Melissa Marr...'Mediator' series by Meg Cabot...'Taming of The Shrew' by William Shakespeare...'Thirteen Reasons Why' by Jay Asher...'The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie' by Jaclyn Moriarty
my favorite movies (in no particualar order):
'The Longest Yard'...'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'...'Death at a Funeral'...'The Little Mermaid'...'The Powerpuff Girls Movie'...'True Lies'...'The Thomas Crown Affair'...'10 Things I Hate About You'...'The Addams Family Movie'...'I Now Pronouce You Chuck and Larry'...'Office Space'...'Accepted'...'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'...'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Vacation, and Vegas Vacation'...'My Big Fat Greek Wedding'...'Soapdish'
my favorite TV shows/series (i'm done saying it lol):
'The Office' (American version)...'Bewitched'...'South Park'...'New Amsterdam'
my favorite CDs:
'A Fever You Can't Sweat Out' and 'Pretty. Odd.' by Panic At The Disco...'Wicked' by Wicked cast...'Even If It Kills Me' by Motion City Soundtrack...'Blink-182' and 'Take Off Your Pants and Jacket' and 'Enema Of The State' by blink-182...'Good Morning Revival' and 'The Young and The Hopeless' and 'The Chronicals of Life and Death' by Good Charlotte...'The Black Parade' by My Chemical Romance...'Vampires' by DJ Bobo...'Riot' by Paramore...'Can't Stop Won't Stop' by The Maine
my favorite bands/singers:
Paramore...My Chemical Romance...Panic At The Disco...Good Charlotte...Motion City Soundtrack...blink-182...All-American Rejects...Simple Plan...Smash Mouth...Marianas Trench...Green Day...Fall Out Boy...Bowling For Soup...The Maine...Avril Lavigne
my myspace... www/myspace.com/frenchspeakingbabe ...tell me before you request me and i'll tell u my last name and make sure you put ur fp name in the lil boxy thing
if u have any story requests for me to read, just tell me the link and ill go read it
also i'm a beta reader, so i'll read anything supernatual type and some other stuff...more details in beta reader profile
xoxo
rebecca
rly funny joke...my mom told me this:
Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."
time for some random shit:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
RENTHEADS ROCK!
Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
My Mother Taught Me…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
"5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Random Quotes
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Chuck: Uhhh, roaches.Big giant roaches. They ate my dog.
Tori: The bastards.
Larry: Language.
Eric: Roaches are so eewy.
Chuck: You hear that, roaches are eewy.
Larry: Kids, eewy is another word not aloud to be said in this house. Okay.
Chuck: I think eewy’s a nice word. Eeewy.
Larry: Funny.
Captain Phineas J. Tucker: if my pencil sharpener had a skirt I would have to hide it!
Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
Death at a Funeral
Jane: Would you like a cup of tea, Sandra?
Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.
Martha: Simon.
Simon: from behind the locked bathroom door Simon.
Martha: Simon!
Simon: Simon.
Martha: Si!
Simon: ...Mon.
Uncle Alfie: on the roof, naked and high Everything's so fucking green.
Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!
Martha: What did you just say?
Troy: I said the Valium you gave to Simon wasn't actually Valium. It's an hallucinogenic concoction. You know, stuff like acid, mescaline, a little ketamine.
Martha: This isn't funny Troy.
Troy: I'm not being funny. Look at him. He's off his tits!
Martha: You absolute little twat! What the hell are you doing leaving this stuff around your flat?
Troy: I didn't know someone was going to take it, did I? I mean who just goes into someone else's flat and takes random pills?
Martha: They were in a Valium bottle!
The Addams Family Movie
about to bury two people
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Gomez: he has thrown a sword and pierced the wall not but two inches from Tully's head Ah, missed!
Morticia: Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
Gomez: 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
Morticia: "Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak."
Morticia: And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.
Margaret: You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!
Morticia: Oh no, Margaret! Too young!
Horton Hears a Who
Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Book: In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move..
Trillian: Buttons aren't toys.
Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.
Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr. Salt: I see.
Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly... today.
Mr. Salt: as the squirrels take Veruca Where are they taking her?
Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go to, to the garbage chute.
Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go?
Willy Wonka: ...To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on tuesdays.
Mike Teavee: Today IS Tuesday.
Willy Wonka: after a pause Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today...
Grandma Georgina: the glass elevator crashes through the roof of Charlie's house I think there's someone at the door.
Grandma Josephine: watching Violet Beauregarde on TV What a beastly girl.
Grandma Georgina: Despicable.
Grandpa George: You don't know what we're talking about.
Grandma Georgina: pause Dragonflies?
Willy Wonka claps enthusiastically as his special musical showpiece goes up in flames
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow!
Pirates of the Caribbean…idk which one
“Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?”
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