Well, hello everyone!! There are a few things you need to know about me to start off:

One- I LOVE music!! It's like air to me!! ...But I'm a little deprived so I you all to give me a heads up on all the bands/artists you like, so I'll be more... music savy.

Two- I absolutly love to read!! I'm not very picky on the genre, but it has to be very good quality.

Three- I tend to over use exclamation marks... so ignore that... please?

Four- I have many obssesions (including accents, the color purple... and monkeys)

Five- I have been known to write some mean poetry...so watch out for those...

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Dream big, do bigger, and love greater than all.

The pen is mightier than the sword--that's why pens break, and swords are ruined. You can always buy a new pen. But a good sword, in this day and age? Good luck. You can't fix ruined.

Imagination is not merely the talent of some, it is the heart of us all.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door when it says pull, copy this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends if they're ok, then it's you!

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.