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"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
- Charles McCabe

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
- Mel Brooks

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
- Will Durant

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
- Kin Hubbard

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen

"We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."
- HL Mencken

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
- Jascha Heifetz

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
- H. Mumford Jones

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
- Tom Robbins

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.
- Bertrand Russell

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
- George Ade

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Aneurin Bevan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
- Robert Anton Wilson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

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