"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
- Charles McCabe

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
- Mel Brooks

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
- Will Durant

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
- Kin Hubbard

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen

"We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."
- HL Mencken

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
- Jascha Heifetz

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
- H. Mumford Jones

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
- Tom Robbins

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.
- Bertrand Russell

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
- George Ade

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Aneurin Bevan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
- Robert Anton Wilson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

My friends see me as: Teenage Dream-Katy Perry...lol. That's my favorite song. :D

My make-out song is: Waking The Demon-Bullet For My Valentine. (So not true. love it, but no)

My day will be like: Crawl-Breaking Benjamin (yep. pretty much. 2nd degree burns on the foot.:P)

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Drunks, Lovers, Sinners, and Saints- Alexisonfire

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Rain-Breaking Benjamin

My message to the world has always been:Breathe-Breaking Benjamin (LMAO! Everyone DOES need to breath...)

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Change Your Mind-The All American Rejects (... I sure hope not!)

My best friend is like: You're Not Alone-Saosin

My alter-ego is: Gravity-John Mayer

Right now, I feel: Open Your Eyes-Snow Patrol

My innermost desire is: Get Out Alive-Three Days Grace

What makes me happy is: Love Song-Sara Bareilles

My birth was like: Our Time Now-Plain White T's

My theme song: Liar (It Takes One To Know One)- Taking Back Sunday (Well... That makes me seem like a bitch. lol)

My deepest secret is: Papparazi-Lady Gaga

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Rofftops-Lostprophets

My favorite thing to do is: Leave Out All The Rest- Linkin Park

The story of my life is: Love Is Dead- The Lovemakers

At my funeral they’ll play: The Bird and The Worm-The Used

When I’m drunk I say: Evacuate The Dancefloor- Cascada

Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Stab My Back- The All American Rejects (THIS GAME HATES ME!!)

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Helena-My Chemical Romance

When I’m in the shower, I sing: Apologize- One Republic

My love of life was inspired by the song: Better Than Drugs- Skillet

Highschool was like: All My Life-Foo Fighters

My family is described by the song: The Last Song- All American Rejects

How will you die? Don't Wake Me- Skillet (AWW! D: I love this song.)

To cheer myself up I: Dirty Little Secret-The All American Rejects (DAMN! LOL. This shuffle likes the All American Rejects for some reason!)