STUFF ABOUT ME WHICH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Name: Clayton/Walnut/nerdwithagun/nerdswith8guns/yodaddy/whateverelseyoucanthinkof/...JUST KIDDING!!!

Age: I'm 13. WELL? DOES THAT SATISFY YOUR IRRELEVANT NEED TO KNOW EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT ME??? Stalker...

Place of residence: Why do you want to know? As I've said before, stalker...

Favorite Books: 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Animal Farm, The Phantom Tollbooth, Chasing Vermeer, The Artemis Fowl Series, Contact, Slaughterhouse Five, and, uhhhhhh...oh! Rosencrantz and Guildenster Are Dead, The Screwtape Letters, well, yeah, you get the idea. I read alot.

Favorite Movies: I don't even know where to begin.

Favorite Music: Basshunter, Sublime, Benny Benassi, Maroon Five, The Used, Incubus, Dragonforce, The Beatles, and Beethoven.

MY STORIES, WHICH ARE YOUR BUSINESS!!!

I've been writing for a while. Believe me, I would not be on this site if I haven't. I have also been an active member of FanFiction for over a year now. You can check out my stories there, I have the same user name.

I am currently working on my first story for this site, the first chapter will be us soon. Be sure to check it out, its pretty good.

Well, that about wraps it up for my profile.

YOU HAVE FELT THE WRATH OF NERDWITHAGUN!!!

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1. In The Shadow of the Foot of the Mountain

Inspired by Robert Frost. A traveler finds himself in the shadow of the foot of the mountain.

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 8-16-08

2. Modesty

Human emotions can puzzle us.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-25-08

3. Inquiry reviews

Life is shrouded in mystery.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-25-08

4. Pencil

An acrostic about the power of a pencil.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-25-08

5. Into the Aquatic

A short acrostic about diving into the depths of water.

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-25-08

6. The Shadow and the Mask

There is often more than one side of ourself...

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08

7. The Storm reviews

A boy becomes lost in his own storm.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

8. Morning in the Gila Wilderness reviews

A poem about waking up in the beautiful woods of the Gila Wilderness.

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

9. Poem Compilation

Here's a compilation of several different poems. These were used in my anthology at Word Weavers Writing Academy at University of Texas at El Paso. Enjoy!

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

10. Once Upon a Time on a Midsummer's Day

I ran across this one by accident. I had forgotten that I had written, but its really funny. I'm probably going to get a lot of flames for it, but you know what, I DON'T CARE! It's about an epic battle taking place in a field in Macchu Picchu.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

11. The Diving Board Execution

I wrote this one about a year ago. What is it to jump off of a diving board? Let words tell the tale...

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08