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Poll: Which is the best of Stephenie Meyers books? Vote Now!
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since: 03-09-08, id: 602707, Profile edited: 03-09-08
Author has written 10 stories for Life, General, War, Nature, Love, and School.

Hi the name's Hazel it kinda sucks but i guess im stuck with it for life. I have three older brothers all in their twenties who are sooooo anoying!!!!! They're called Matt, Andy and Simon.(Normal names).

Id like to say hello to my cousin known on the sight as Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby. An excellent writer may i add.

I luv the Spiderwick Chronicles (theres a new one), i also luv The Series of Unfortunate events and The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness!

I listen to tonnes of depressing songs

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you ever wished you could take bellas place in twilght, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished Tyler would just fall down a well, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (Hell yeah, sorry bout that one Bells)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get/never read Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the PN association put this in your profile (PN - procrastinate now... but if you were a procrastinator, wouldn't you procrastinate your procrastination, while still procrastinating to do that???

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

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1. Day Off
What happened when I was ill off school
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
2. Just one hug
...All that i want are your arms around me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
3. Blue waters won't lie still reviews
My fustration bears deep, I've got nothing to hide A taster
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08
4. Clouds reviews
What clouds remind me of.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08
5. Imprisoned
A victim/prisoner of war left to die
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08
6. Weeping Guitar reviews
This poem is about someone who wishes he could have a second chance in life and realises it is his own fault and regrets everything so far in his life
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08
7. The life of a geek reviews
How I enterpret the life i've chosen to live
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08
8. Starlight reviews
Please read it may sound strange, but stars have a very special place in my heart.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
9. Unloved reviews
Why is there no love?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
10. Tranquility
A short peom about the things that make me peaceful
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
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