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Author has written 13 stories for General, Life, War, Nature, Love, and School. Hi the name's Hazel it kinda sucks but i guess im stuck with it for life. I have three older brothers all in their twenties who are sooooo anoying!! They're called Matt, Andy and Simon.(Normal names). Id like to say hello to my cousin known on the sight as Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby. An excellent writer may i add. I luv the Spiderwick Chronicles (theres a new one), i also luv The Series of Unfortunate events and The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness! I listen to tonnes of depressing songs You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you ever wished you could take bellas place in twilght, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished Tyler would just fall down a well, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (Hell yeah, sorry bout that one Bells) If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get/never read Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you are part of the PN association put this in your profile (PN - procrastinate now... but if you were a procrastinator, wouldn't you procrastinate your procrastination, while still procrastinating to do that?? If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. ()() | |||||||
1. The dress reviewsIt's about a girl who sees her sisters clothes that never get worn and decides that she will have them insted. Her sister is too superficial to realise that anything was taken.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-6-092. The golden birdAn example of fakeness behind beautyComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-083. The girl who sings reviewsIt's about a person who is loved by everyone except this one person who can see beneath the false illusionComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-084. Day Off reviewsWhat happened when I was ill off schoolComplete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-085. Just one hug reviews...All that i want are your arms around me.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-086. Blue waters won't lie still reviewsMy fustration bears deep, I've got nothing to hide A tasterComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-087. Clouds reviewsWhat clouds remind me of.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-088. Imprisoned reviewsA victim/prisoner of war left to dieComplete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-089. Weeping Guitar reviewsThis poem is about someone who wishes he could have a second chance in life and realises it is his own fault and regrets everything so far in his lifeLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-0810. The life of a geek reviewsHow I enterpret the life i've chosen to liveComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-0811. Starlight reviewsPlease read it may sound strange, but stars have a very special place in my heart.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-0812. Unloved reviewsWhy is there no love?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-0813. TranquilityA short peom about the things that make me peacefulComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08