"We all live everyday in virtual environments, defined by our ideas." - Michael Crichton

Zombies are my addiction, I will tell you that now. Don't ask why. I don't have any explanation. Perhaps it's the fact that it is an accepted form of mass cannibalism. Or, perhaps it's the sickening thought of a decomposing figure shambling towards you, a look of macabre hunger in it's dead eyes. Again, I don't know. All I know is that they are the best. Disturbing things intrigue me, so most likely, you will find all morbid things in the stories I have written or the things I read.

However, I have never really had the ability to terrorize my readers. I cannot scare you. If you want to be frightened, go elsewhere. There is a quote by Stephen King that I believe and follow.

"I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud."

In my case, however, I am proud. If I can make you cringe in disgust or gag in sickness, tell me. You will have brought a smile to my face.

I am always open to reading new zombies stories! If ya'll know of any, send 'em over! I would be more than happy to read and review!

~ Michael Crichton~
1942-2008
Most brilliant author to step
foot on the world. Thank you
so much, Mr. Crichton, for being
such a great writer. You are my
idol. No matter who writes, they
are nothing compared to your
talents. Rest in peace. You freak-
ing deserve it.