Hi! Welcome to my profile, the home of all things me.

Quick intro:

I'm an Irish teenager, I love reading, writing and dreaming, and I hate sports and all things connected with them. I'm slightly obsessive, have a tendency to ramble, I get sidetracked easily, and some people have been so narrow-minded as to call me crazy. If you want to know anything more about me, my best-selling biography is available from all good bookshops.

I'm planning to write all sorts of stuff here - none of my stories ever seem to fit into any one genre, they're all mixed up. So bear with me. I'm also not sure what will happen concerning updates - I have no sense of time, I'm terrible at setting deadlines and I'm even worse at keeping them. But that's why I'm here - to change that, so if I ever do become a writer no one will be able to complain about my lack of punctuality. Anyway. Here's my stuff. Happy reading!

"If everyone's different, what's normal?" - Anon.

(OK, you guessed it - it's me.)

"Ah, but a man's reach should extend his grasp,

Or what's a heaven for?" - Robert Browning

(even I can't take credit for that one.)