Author has written 11 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Life, Love, Humor, and Romance.

Blank stares at blank pages,
No easy way to say this.
You mean well but you make this hard on me.
- Love Song; a cover by Four Year Strong

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What the hell are you doing here?! This is my profile, dammit! I own this thing! MINE!

Okay, I lied. I don't own this profile, so to speak. But, it is mine. I demand to know what the hell you're doing here and who gave you the password!

What do you mean there's no password?!

Nevermind. Explain why you're here, kind sir/madam/fishfinger.

...Yeah, I said fishfinger. I'm just made of awesome.

So, literally, what am I doing? Well, right now, I'm wondering what I'm typing. Am I making this up on the spot? You betcha!

No, seriously, right now, I'm focusing on Crazy. It's my last year in school (tear tear.) So that does mean Crazy has a short life-span and will only continue till August 2010. Might seem sad, so I'm quoting the idiots - uh, I mean, the friends at every opportunity.

Tom's Journey (TJ is the abbreviation you may see floating around) is on hiatus. Obvious, really. I lost all my files in the great USB-death of October '09, and now I'm focusing more on -cough- something new. No words on the 'something new' yet, but I'm hoping it'll be, um... new, obviously.

Crazy is What Crazy Do gets updated every time I make 30 quotes. I could totally update faster if my friends were funnier. So inconsiderate of them...

(Let me just take this moment to say I love the Spell-check on Firefox! It's amazing! It's fantastic! I've never seen so many red lines! Oh, wait...)

Little side-projects will probably bob up every now and then. Sometime soon, I'll begin writing Dancing With a Dead Man, which is a short story. It's, um, about a dead man (No?! Really?!), and there's some dancing, but that could all be for alliteration purposes. I guess you'll never find out. (Until I write it, obviously.)

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People who appear (regularly) in Crazy -
Myself (Dani a.k.a. Danillama a.k.a. The Master of Everything.)
Bingo (The game of 'Guess Bingo's real name' has been going on for some time now... )
Tia (She likes to be the Queen of Evil, but she was recently voted 'sweetest'!)
Steven (As Satanic as they come, also a Cria.)
Chris (The only one who never speaks)
Amy (A diehard Twilight fan whose planning to live forever. Going good so far.)
Fergal (sarcastic and a lover of lime-green.)
Matt (He's going undercover as a Killer Sheep soon.)
Michelle (Went to Scotland. No one noticed.)
Cait (The PM of Sarcasm... No, that's not a Private Message!)
Jess (God knows.)
Becky (Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Until they piss her off.)
Robert (Likes to be right. Is usually wrong.)
Rhys (Rude as they come. The only person to ever love Twilight without ever reading it.)
Liz (An aspiring writer, she's going places. First stop - her bedroom, it needs tidying.)
Nate (...It's best not to question his motives.)
Mostafa (Bingo had to like me for two years! This guy totally took the back route into Crazy...)
Ahya (A proud Canadian from, um... wherever she's from.)

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This is the bit you're allowed to skip. It's About Mething. Not sure why it's important, but it seems fashionable. And we all know how obsessed I am with fashion... -looks at unfashionable clothing- Yeah, not very.

Name: It's probably not a secret that I'm Dani. Dani the Awesome. Danillama. Danidork. The nicknames just keep rolling!
Age: Well, I'm older than Bingo... Look, a llama!

Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Black

Race: British Asian
Religion: Hindu

Hometown: My hometown was voted 'fifth worst city in the world'. I LOL'ed. (You've probably opened Google, haven't you?)
Favourite colour/s: Blue, blue, and blue.

Stereotype: I am not a can! ... Nor can I can-can. But I'm sure you can can-can... I'll shut up now.
Favourite shop/s: Amazon, Grindstore, New Look (Have you seen their Spongebob range?!), Claires, Primark, Next, HMV.

Hobbies: Writing, Listening to Music, Graphic Design, Listening to Music.
Favourite Author: J.K.Rowling.

Other Authors I like: J.K.Rowling (Epic!), Darren Shan, Anthony Horowitz, Charlie Higson, Stephenie Meyer (not as much as I did before), Sue Limb and Charlaine Harris.
Favourite book/s: ARGH! -brainsplode- How does one choose that?! I like, um, Diamond Brothers, Power of Five, Alex Rider, The Saga of Darren Shan (But not the Demonata), Young Bond, Twilight, Girl: 15, The Sookie Stackhouse novels.

Favouite Genre of Music: After successfully listening to rock for over a year (A year and two months, if you were curious), I can safely say I love rock. But I still love pop. And I'm not a fan of metal. But I like country.
Bands/singers I like: Without a doubt, my favourite band is Jimmy Eat World. Love, love, love them! Then comes Paramore. Whom I also love, love, love. Then we've got these guys - Mayday Parade, You me At Six, All Time Low, Daughtry, Nickelback, AFI, Taylor Swift, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, 30 Seconds to Mars, Death Cab for Cutie, Madina Lake. No lie, I love about double the amount I listed here. But my screen is glaring accusingly at me, telling me that it's better to be concise about these matters. (I'm not sure I believe it.)

Favourite film/s: ... I have no idea! Erm... I like... Ooh, X-Men! And The Covenant (...for the plot, of course. Never in a million years would I watch for four sexy leads!), The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Pirates of the Carribean (Y HALLO THAR, WILL TURNER!), The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter!!, Bratz movie (Go on, shoot me...), High School Musical (Go on, revive me and shoot me...), Stardust.
Favourite TV Programme/s: Mock the Week!!, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, Live at the Apollo, Have I got news for you?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent, M.I.High (It's addictive, ok?!), 90210, Supernatural, Gossip Girl, the Vampire Diaries.

In case the question ever arises, my wonderful laptop is named Arthur. What? It's perfectly fine to name your laptop!

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Thats it! Interrogation over!

The 'goodbye' is always the hardest part, they say. Should I quote Secondhand Serenade's Goodbye? Too Cheesy? Well, have it your way. A quote? Funny quotes? No, I'm too lazy. How about just a quote? Maybe a memory?

You can't take anything with you? Wow, what a The Host-like attitude.

In that case, I can say that I forgot to say something. So I will now.

I have livejournal!

Gee, that was fun. I mainly showcase graphics, but I do like new friends. :D And graphics means that I'll fill any requests. Oh, okay, that was fun.

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Now what? I was meant to say goodbye, but I forgot.

Fine.

I won't say 'bye' to you!

BYE!

(dammit!)
Edit; Well, I guess this is growing up!