'Cause nothing feels like home,
You're a thousand miles away,
And the hardest part of living,
Is just taking breaths to stay.

'Cause I know I'm good for something,
I just haven't found it yet,
And I need it.

- Mayday Parade's Miserable At Best

What the hell are you doing here?! This is my profile, damnit! I own this thing! MINE!

Okay, I lied. I don't own this profile, so to speak. But, it is mine. I demand to know what the hell you're doing here and who gave you the password!

What do you mean there's no password?!

Nevermind. Explain why you're here, kind sir/madam/fishfinger.

...Yeah, I said fishfinger. I'm just made of awesome.

Fics? I write Fics? What are 'Fics'? Oh, Fiction. Well, pfft! Why didn't you said so?!

I'm writing Tom's Journeyright now. How'd you guess? I plan to update every wednesday (GMT) without fail. However my middle name is fail (that's a lie. It's Jayd.) and therefore, I promise nothing. That's a lie, aswell. I will update.

'What is Tom's Journey?' Seriously, did I just quote your brain? That's so cool! I mean... Here's one of those excerpts that people put up on their profiles to show off their story. Why am I doing this? Well, a picture may be able to say a thousand words, but an excerpt from a story can give you some reading pleasure, at least. Oh, yeah - I just made that up right now! Like I said, made of awesome.

'Tom looked back at the girl; she had messy blonde hair, pulled back in a ponytail but hair was falling free every second. She was now talking animatedly to one of the guys, using hand gestures and everything. When she smiled, she revealed two rows of perfect white teeth – they rivalled Ben’s. As Tom watched, she cast a glance out of the window – one of the windows that shone completely with the light of the sun – and freckles became illuminated.

And she looked so familiar.'

That was quite fun, actually. I may do that again, sometime. Tom's Journey underwent a re-write a long, long time ago. The old version was taken down, and the new version replaced it, 'cause it ha a personal hatred of the old version. (Don't ask me! I just write these things!) I even have to keep them in separate folders. I know. Shocking, right?

Edit; trying to keep up with updates here. It's taking some time to write the next chapter, bear with me please!

Crazy is What Crazy do is my yearlong project. This is my last year at my school (not counting sixth form/college) and I love my friends - I want to remember the good times, see. I decided this was the easiest way - lots of my friends come along and read it, too, which, I suppose, is what it's all about. This is updated everytime I get 30 quotes. So, to put it simply, the funnier my friends are, the faster I update!

People in this fic -
Myself (Dani a.k.a. The Master Of Everything)
Bingo (Named after her dog - we're unsure of her gender.)
Tia (She likes to be the Queen of Evil, but she was recently voted 'sweetest'!)
Steven (As Satanic as they come)
Chris (The only one who never speaks)
Amy (A diehard Twilight fan whose planning to live forever. Going good so far.)
Fergal (sarcastic and a lover of lime-green.)
Matt (He's going undercover as a Killer Sheep soon.)
Michelle (Went to Scotland. No one noticed.)
Cait (Queen of Sarcasm. Edit; Doesn't like the royals, is now the PM of Sarcasm.)
Jess (God knows.)
Becky (Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Until they piss her off.)
Robert (Likes to be right. Is usually wrong.)
Rhys (Rude as they come. The only person to ever love Twilight without ever reading it.)
Liz (An aspiring writer, she's going places. First stop - her bedroom, it needs tidying.)
Luke (He's Irish and is Bono. Or so he says.)
Zoe (Full of knowledge, not all of it useful.)

A Tiny Tiny Picture of Catmeatman - coming soon, photobucket was being mean.

However, once I finished Tom's Journey (Can we shorten it down to TJ, or is that too much to ask?) I'll have two other projects, one posted before the other.

The first will be TJ (Oh, it's not too much to ask, then. Cool.) sequel. Yeah, I planned this a for a long, long time, and it's not me falling in love with a series or anything. The sequel will be Lyra's Journey. (Oh, I see what you did thar!) I can bet 5 quid you didn't see that coming. Hey, give me my cash back! Anywho, preview:

"Damn it, Kyle," Tom muttered, looking up at the blond man. "Can I not have just one shred of happiness or is that too much to ask?"

LJ (Wow, it works for this too!) is still in planning but it's coming along fine, thank you for asking. You didn't ask? Meanie.

The other story is tentatively titled (say it five times fast!) Dancing with a Dead Man. The reason for the tentative-titling (This really is quite funny.) is that I'm still looking over other names for it. Either way, the plot will stay the same, so why am I worried? Heh. Preview:

"My bum's cold," Doug interrupted, smirking. "Really cold. Frozen, in fact. There'll be no frying eggs on it tonight..."

Ahaahahahaha! In case you didn't notice, Dancing with a Dead Man will probably have a lot more humour in it. You didn't notice? Shame. I tried so hard to pick a funny quote. Well, next time I won't. Huh. Take that!

Moar about me? What can I tell you? Oh, right. There's a list, isn't there? Well, erm, here you go. (Note; Stole this off Jess' profile. xD)

Name: Would've thought it was obvious. Jayd or Dani (depending on who you are.) and Scarlett's part of the penname. ;)
Age: I... don't remember...

Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Black

Race: British Asian
Religion: Hindu

Hometown: Right... Here..
Favourite colour/s: Blue, blue, and blue.

Stereotype: If you can ever find a Stereotype that actually fits me, I'll laugh at you and prove you wrong.
Favourite shop/s: Amazon, Grindstore, New Look (Have you seen their Spongebob range?!), Claires, Primark, Next, HMV.

Hobbies: Writing, Listening to Music, Graphic Design, Listening to Music.
Favourite Author: Currently? I'm reading a lot of Anthony Horowitz...

Other Authors I like: J.K.Rowling (Epic!), Darren Shan, Anthony Horowitz, Charlie Higson, Stephenie Meyer (not as much as I did before), Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl.
Favourite book/s: Harry Potter, of course. Alex Rider and The Power of Five are pretty high on my list. Vampire Saga (Shanster's series), Young Bond. oh - and the Famous Five of course. ;)

Favourite Comic Character: Pandora from the Kerrang! magazines. ...Wait, she's the only comic character I know!
Favourite Fictional couple: Ooh, erm... Emmett/Rosalie is cool. Oh, and so is Ron/Hermione! Harry/Ginny always, too... Oooh, does Scorpius/Rose count? They're not a couple... yet.

Favouite Genre of Music: Erm, I listen to mainly Acoustic or Emo Rock. A little classic rock, a bit of heavy, some rapmetal and a LOAD of pop-punk. Oh, some country. And a lot of pop, 'cause I've only listened to rock for 10 months. xD
Bands/singers I like: this is a tricky one... Let's see... Mayday Parade, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, JIMMY EAT WORLD, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot, Papa Roach, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Colbie Caillat, A Thorn for Every Heart, All Time Low (Love these guys!), Blink-182, Daughtry, Elliot Minor, Evanescence, The Academy Is..., You Me At Six, Madina Lake, Jesse McCartney, Hollywood Undead, Hey Monday, Secondhand Serenade, Nickelback, Skillet, Three Days Grace... Erm... and a load more?

Favourite film/s: ... I have no idea! Erm... I like... Ooh, X-Men! And The Covenant (...for the plot, of course. Never in a million years would I watch for four sexy leads!), The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Pirates of the Carribean (Y HALLO THAR, WILL TURNER!), The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter!!, Bratz movie (Go on, shoot me...), High School Musical (Go on, revive me and shoot me...), Stardust.
Favourite TV Programme/s: Mock the Week!!, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, Live at the Appolo, Have I got news for you?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent, M.I.High (It's addictive, ok?!), 90210, Supernatural.

Favourite Actress/s: Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Dunst (In Spiderman. xD), Jessica Stroup, Emily Browning.
Favourite Actor/s: Toby Hemingway, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, Orlando Bloom, Matt Lanter, Jared Padalecki.

Favourite Mythical creature: It used to be vampires... It'd been vampires since I was five... Then Twilight mania hit and everyone hates vampires... So it's empty right now... I wish I could say Vampires again... but then everyone will think me a twilight fanbrat.. ):

Thats it! Interrogation over!

The 'goodbye' is always the hardest part, they say. Should I quote Secondhand Serenade's Goodbye? Too Cheesy? Well, have it your way. A quote? Funny quotes? No, I'm too lazy. How about just a quote? Maybe a memory?

You can't take anything with you? Wow, what a The Host-like attitude.

In that case, I can say that I forgot to say something. So I will now.

I have livejournal!

Gee, that was fun. I mainly showcase graphics, but I do like new friends. :D And graphics means that I'll fill any requests. Oh, okay, that was fun.

Now what? I was meant to say goodbye, but I forgot.

Fine.

I won't say 'bye' to you!

BYE!

(damnit!)
Edit; Well, I guess this is growing up!