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Author has written 16 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Life, Love, Humor, Romance, and Humor. Do you remember when, we said we'd never end? This. Is a profile. That's right. I said it. This is a profile of epic proportions simply because it's a ... profile! cues audience laughs Phew. Now that we got that out of the way, I can get busy with the important stuff. Like, stories. Or, in my case, oneshots, hiatus'd stories, and the quote collections. Hee. That was a happy "hee", by the way. Just so you know. Ahem, movingly swiftly on ... I just finished Crazy Is What Crazy Do really recently. I'm rather sad to see it go. Hehe. Well, I have been working on it for a year, now. But never fear! I decided to write a squeakqual for it, based on, uhm, the same stuff. Now presenting: The Venus Flytrap! People who appeared regularly in CRAZY IS WHAT CRAZY DO: Myself a.k.a. Dani. (She of the Awesome, Danillama, blah blah blah ...) People who appear regularly in THE VENUS FLYTRAP: Myself (...I'm back. And I'm armed! ... With a pencil.) About me: There isn't much to know. My name is Dani. I live in England, and I'm weird. I love rock music, and pop punk (Especially Jimmy Eat World, they win!), and I dislike crazy people. Ahem. I love authors like J.K.Rowling, Darren Shan, and, recently, Dan Brown, as well the unmentionables like Stephenie Meyer; I read manga, like Death Note, whenever I can. TV-Wise, I'm a Gossip Girl fan, and I adore teen spies, for no reason other than they get cool gadgets. As for movies, I like stuff like Stardust (The book was ... alright), and The Covenant. Aha. That's it, really. I'm odd, I write quotes out rather than full stories. What more do you want to know? Sigh. So bye-time? What do I quote? Secondhand Serenade's Goodbye? 10 years' So Long, Goodbye? You can't take anything with you? Wow, what a The Host-like attitude. I'm not saying bye now. -.- BYE! (Dammit!) Edit: Well, I guess this is growing up! | |||||
1. Finally, llamas! reviewsWhatevs, bro. Happy Birthday. :3Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-12 - Complete2. The Venus Flytrap » reviewsSequel to Crazy. It lives on like a living venus flytrap! More crazy, more randomness, more killer sheep ...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-15-12 - Published: 9-3-103. Without a Mention of Llamas reviewsNo, really. Who's idea was it not to mention llamas in this? Oh, well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNIG.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-11 - Complete4. Llamalicious reviewsMore llamalicious stuff. There is no mention of llamas in this ... Happy Birthday, Cait!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-11 - Complete5. Crazy is What Crazy do » reviewsWARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 8-29-09 - Complete6. That Other Birthday Llama reviewsCait's older, oh no! A little present from Dani and Deena to Cait on her birthday.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-10 - Complete7. Tom's Journey » reviewsTom's supposed to be like any other guy his age. But he's not. In between his nightmares about his dead brother, and a new school, how is he supposed to ignore HER? "Sometimes the one thing you want, you can't have."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 7-29-098. The Bucket List reviews/oneshot/ Today is 'Annoy Deena Day' apparently, because that's what everyone is doing. He asked me what I was writing, so I told him. But things got weird when he made his own version...Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete9. Pure Pointlessness II: Apple Pie reviewsI got REALLY bored. So bored, in fact, I decided to write a sequel.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete10. Back » reviewsSecond in the trilogy. Seq. KOBK. "Hey, Dani. We're back." Her voice was lyrical. I smiled happily. Wow! ...Then I fainted. R&RFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 8-29-0811. Kill or be killed » reviewsWe all have best friends. What if a crazy new rule required you to turn on them? What if you were forced to carry a gun? What if it was a game...? "Nothing in life is fair, you know that..."Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete12. Pure Pointlessness reviewsYou know when you feel BORED? And you want to write something marginally funny? This is one of those times…Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete13. The terrors of the night » reviewsTwo people, one male, one female, why are they together, was it coincedence...or fate? But how did they get there and what exactly has Wyatt got to do with it? R&RFiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete14. Friends » reviewsOne for Rhys. One for Elizabeth. My friends, they've loved; they've lost; They've thrown grapes in the playground. This time - I've written something for them. Reviews always appreciated.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
