Author has written 16 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Life, Love, Humor, Romance, and Humor.
Do you remember when, we said we'd never end?
This. Is a profile. That's right. I said it. This is a profile of epic proportions simply because it's a ... profile! cues audience laughs
Phew. Now that we got that out of the way, I can get busy with the important stuff. Like, stories. Or, in my case, oneshots, hiatus'd stories, and the quote collections. Hee. That was a happy "hee", by the way. Just so you know. Ahem, movingly swiftly on ...
I just finished Crazy Is What Crazy Do really recently. I'm rather sad to see it go. Hehe. Well, I have been working on it for a year, now. But never fear! I decided to write a squeakqual for it, based on, uhm, the same stuff. Now presenting:
The Venus Flytrap!
People who appeared regularly in CRAZY IS WHAT CRAZY DO:
Myself a.k.a. Dani. (She of the Awesome, Danillama, blah blah blah ...)
People who appear regularly in THE VENUS FLYTRAP:
Myself (...I'm back. And I'm armed! ... With a pencil.)
There isn't much to know. My name is Dani. I live in England, and I'm weird. I love rock music, and pop punk (Especially Jimmy Eat World, they win!), and I dislike crazy people. Ahem. I love authors like J.K.Rowling, Darren Shan, and, recently, Dan Brown, as well the unmentionables like Stephenie Meyer; I read manga, like Death Note, whenever I can. TV-Wise, I'm a Gossip Girl fan, and I adore teen spies, for no reason other than they get cool gadgets. As for movies, I like stuff like Stardust (The book was ... alright), and The Covenant. Aha.
That's it, really. I'm odd, I write quotes out rather than full stories. What more do you want to know? Sigh.
So bye-time? What do I quote? Secondhand Serenade's Goodbye? 10 years' So Long, Goodbye?
You can't take anything with you?
Wow, what a The Host-like attitude. I'm not saying bye now. -.-
Edit: Well, I guess this is growing up!
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