Chopkins specializes in all sorts of pseudo-intelligent drabble-writing, with more obscure musical references than you can shake a wang at.

Chopkins is also in need of a first name.

6/13/08: After a short hiatus, two new chapters of Abortions are up.
15.) It Girl Contracts Gangrene
16.) Kurts

5/5/08: Happy Cinco de Mayo. Have three more chapters for Abortions
12.) Oh Comely (Part Two)
13.) Zombie Soup
14.) The Worms Crawl Out

4/24/08: Three more chapters up in Abortions
9.) Don't Forget To Flush
10.) The First Dead Person You've Ever Met
11.) Closed Casket

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1. Abortions » reviews

College student on summer break in a small, southern Ohio town, works at the local Dollar General and witnesses all sorts of absurd, bizarre bullshit. light slash

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 3-17-08

2. Mutiny, I Promise You! » reviews

Drabbles, I promise you! Some of them are legitimate short stories but most of them are quick and drabbly.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-4-08