Churck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only regonizes the element of surprise.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM

Things I think are RIDONC:

Luddites

People who talk out of their asses

The dancing old guy from the Six Flags commercials

Things I think are BITCHEN:

Techmology

Raccoon Wars (http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2237936/1/The_Raccoon_Wars)

Awkwardly dark poetry from days of yester

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1. Darkness Abounds… HELP! reviews

I saw the black wall and realized, that is the color inside of me! That pitch black nothingness. IT is the color of my inner-self, my soul.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

2. Shouldn’t Teachers Change the Color Pen They Use? reviews

That damn RED ink drives me crazy, can't they change it to green or something? Although the red did provide me with some interesting imagery...

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

3. Isn’t Suicide Funny? reviews

Suicide is NOT funny, but all my friends seemed to think it was...

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

4. High School is Not the Best Times of Our Lives! reviews

High School pretty much sucked... I always felt like kicking myself in the FACE.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08