Hey, LIDR here. I don't really care if you don't care what I'm like, I'll tell you anyway.
By the way, check out my fanfiction.net account, it's under the same screen name
Name: Lady In Devils Red
Sex: What? Oh, yeah, I'm a girl
Age: What do you think?
Weight: 120 pounds, but cut me some slack, I never get out of the house, ever
Hair Color: Black, recently dyed but my mom is making me wash out all the color, damn
Eye Color: Hazel, Green, Brown, Gold, it changes often
Height: 5"2.5', yes, the .5 counts to me
Pet Peeves
Any story where a Mary-Sue get together with a pre-engaged character, like Aragorn or Will; (don't ask)
People who flame unnecessarily
My spelling
razor burn
Love triangles of any kind
Same gender slash
People who have atrocious grammar speaking and writing
depression
The fact that I have so many pet peeves that i'm not even going to bother to write even a fraction of them.
Favorites
Food: Chinese food, yummy
Color: Black and blue/purple, or black and silver/green
Author: Stephine Meyer, Tamora Pierce
TV Show: Who's Line, Drew Carey Show, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (what?)
Book: Twilight series
Instrument: Flute
Movie(s): Transformers, Matrix, Princess Bride, almost all musicals, STAR WARS, some Disney films, yadda yadda yadda
Band(s): TOKIO HOTEL, Yummy!!
Stats
Most Common Mood: taking back what i said before, i now have gone very emo, and my parents think thats it's my binder thats attacking me
Friends: Morgan, Shivani, Isabel, Sarah, Christina, Jacob, ect hopefully Brandon isn't too weirded out by me, so maybe i can still count him as my friend
Family: Mom, Dad, Sister, Dog
Love life: i habe ein Freunde
Random 10 things
1. I can quote anyone from Harry Potter. Why? Because I read too much and have bad eyesight 'cause of it.
2. I've seen X-men more times than is healthy. I am now waiting for my mutant powers to manifest.
3. Lord of the Rings is a wonderful movie, and if you disagree, I will find the flamethrower of Yogurt from Spaceballs and use it.
4. I never stop talking. My older sister is ready to cut my heart out with a spoon because of this.
5. I can sing along with almost every Tokio Hotel song including the German ones.
6. I can scare the crap out of people just by looking at them.
7. I am totally obsessed with Vampires. If I ever met one, I would probably attack it with a shovel just to get it pissed off enough to bite me.
8. I can beat ayone in a staring contest, no joke, I once when for a full minute without blinking.
9. I'm dead inside, no really, the first time I cried (when not medicated) was when i got dumped, by a boy i'd only been 'going out with' for 2 weeks
And the bestest thing about me is...
10. I dispise Mary Sues. DEATH TO THE NON-HUMAN SCUM (authur is wacked on the back of the head with a 2-by-4 done by Mary sue and falls over key board.)
Quoteland USA
now for some random quotes.
"I've now been single for five days. This is a weird feeling." - Wellz, the awsomest person ever.
"The hampster that runs in the wheel in my head runs backwards. Or not at all... Occasional he'll get the idea to run forward and i get really good ideas. but then he gets bored and just hops off."- Brandon, the other awsomest person ever.
"I'm a three-ring circus all by myself, i'm just that entertaining." -Brandon again
"Ewww"-my sister, "I'll see your 'Ewww' and raise you a shudder"-Me
('Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation' -Max Bialistock, The Producers
"That outfit doesnt suit you, you'd look better in a dress, I happen to have no dress in my cabin." Captin Jack Sparrow, Dead Mans Chest
"We are the knights who say 'Ni'" Knights of 'Ni' Monty Python
"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it..." all ways look on the bright side of life, Monty Python (sadly, that phrase is extremely true)
"A wedding, I love weddings. Drinks all around!" Capitan Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
"I don't speak English" "You just spoke it." "I only know how to say 'I don't speak English' in English." Dirk Pitt, Sahara
"I know yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu." my friend/me
"Always the Al's-maid, never the Al." Al, Sahara
I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and hack my head into tiny pieces with my comb
I can see his problem clearly now, his brain is gone...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
"I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom (ouch)
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."- Me
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."- Robin Williams
There are no straight men, Just men who have not yet met the Jonas Brothers".- Me again
Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world pay you millions of dollars and put you on talk shows, trying to find out how you did it.- Wow, I say a lot of really random crap
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."- random saying
"I'd rather be crazy and smart than sane and stupid."
Never underestimate stupid people in large groups."
“Normal people worry me”
“I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally
When in doubt, run around in circles screaming your head off
Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you don't believe in stereotypes add this to your profile and bold the ones that apply to you. Add your own if you want to.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Well, i do, so...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I LIKE MUSICALS, so I MUST be a preppy, excitable loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I like VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a Satanist and have an uncontrollable bloodlust.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM OTHER COUNTRIES, IN OTHER LANGUAGES, so I MUST be boring and socially deprived.
I THINK OLDER GUYS ARE HOT, so I MUST be an easy slut with relationship problems.
I AM OBSESSED WITH CERTAIN BANDS, so I MUST be a groupie and be sleeping with the band.
I have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, so I MUST be a schizophrenic nutcase on medication
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
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