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Author has written 1 story for Romance. Hey, LIDR here. I don't really care if you don't care what I'm like, I'll tell you anyway. By the way, check out my fanfiction.net account, it's under the same screen name Name: Lady In Devils Red Sex: What? Oh, yeah, I'm a girl Age: What do you think? Weight: 120 pounds, but cut me some slack, I never get out of the house, ever Hair Color: Black, recently dyed but my mom is making me wash out all the color, damn Eye Color: Hazel, Green, Brown, Gold, it changes often Height: 5"3.5', yes, the .5 counts to me Pet Peeves Any story where a Mary-Sue get together with a pre-engaged character, like Aragorn or Will; (don't ask) People who flame unnecessarily My spelling razor burn Love triangles of any kind Same gender slash People who have atrocious grammar speaking and writing depression The fact that I have so many pet peeves that i'm not even going to bother to write even a fraction of them. Favorites Food: Chinese food, yummy Color: Black Color Combo: Black and blue/purple, or black and silver/green Author: Stephine Meyer, Tamora Pierce TV Show: Who's Line, Drew Carey Show, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck, Heroes, The Office, TrueBlood, Dancing with the Stars Book: Twilight series, TrueBlood series (yes i know that it's under a different title, but people know what i'm talking about) Instrument: Electric Bass Movie(s): Transformers, Matrix, Princess Bride, almost all musicals, STAR WARS Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Escape the Fate, Cute is What We Aim For, Fall Out Boy, Panic at The Disco, Just Surrender, Hawthorn Heights, Matchbook Romance, Three Days Grace, Cobra Starship, Rise Against, 3OH!3, My Chemical Romance, Between the Trees, Good Charlotte, Papa Roach, Mayday Parade, Linkin Park, Angelsand Airwaves, Vaeda, just not in that particular order with a shitload more Stats Most Common Mood: taking back what i said before, i now have gone very emo, and my parents think thats it's my binder thats attacking me Friends: Morgan, Shivani, Isabel, Sarah, Christina, Jacob, ect hopefully Brandon isn't too weirded out by me, so maybe i can still count him as my friend Family: Mom, Dad, Sister, Dog Love life: I have the best boyfriend ever. He's the sweetest guy in the world. Random 10 things 1. I can quote anyone from Harry Potter. Why? Because I read too much and have bad eyesight 'cause of it. 2. I've seen X-men more times than is healthy. I am now waiting for my mutant powers to manifest. 3. Lord of the Rings is a wonderful movie, and if you disagree, I will find the flamethrower of Yogurt from Spaceballs and use it. 4. I never stop talking. My older sister is ready to cut my heart out with a spoon because of this. 5. I can sing along with almost every Tokio Hotel song including the German ones. 6. I can scare the crap out of people just by looking at them. 7. I am totally obsessed with Vampires. If I ever met one, I would probably attack it with a shovel just to get it pissed off enough to bite me. 8. I can beat ayone in a staring contest, no joke, I once when for a full minute without blinking. 9. I'm dead inside, no really, i havent cried (without being medicated) in the longest time. i'm trying, but i can only well up, but not cry. its weird. And the bestest thing about me is... 10. I dispise Mary Sues. DEATH TO THE NON-HUMAN SCUM (authur is wacked on the back of the head with a 2-by-4 done by Mary sue and falls over key board.) Quoteland USA now for some random quotes. "I've now been single for five days. This is a weird feeling." - Wellz, the awsomest person ever. "The hampster that runs in the wheel in my head runs backwards. Or not at all... Occasional he'll get the idea to run forward and i get really good ideas. but then he gets bored and just hops off."- Brandon, the other awsomest person ever. "I'm a three-ring circus all by myself, i'm just that entertaining." -Brandon again "Ewww"-my sister, "I'll see your 'Ewww' and raise you a shudder"-Me ('Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation' -Max Bialistock, The Producers "That outfit doesnt suit you, you'd look better in a dress, I happen to have no dress in my cabin." Captin Jack Sparrow, Dead Mans Chest "We are the knights who say 'Ni'" Knights of 'Ni' Monty Python "Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it..." all ways look on the bright side of life, Monty Python (sadly, that phrase is extremely true) "A wedding, I love weddings. Drinks all around!" Capitan Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean "I don't speak English" "You just spoke it." "I only know how to say 'I don't speak English' in English." Dirk Pitt, Sahara "I know yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu." my friend/me "Always the Al's-maid, never the Al." Al, Sahara I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and hack my head into tiny pieces with my comb I can see his problem clearly now, his brain is gone... The beatings will continue until morale improves. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you "I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom (ouch) "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett "My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."- Me The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."- Robin Williams There are no straight men, Just men who have not yet met Taylor Lautner".- Me again Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world pay you millions of dollars and put you on talk shows, trying to find out how you did it.- Wow, I say a lot of really random crap That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."- random saying "I'd rather be crazy and smart than sane and stupid." Never underestimate stupid people in large groups." “Normal people worry me” “I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally When in doubt, run around in circles screaming your head off Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you don't believe in stereotypes add this to your profile and bold the ones that apply to you. Add your own if you want to. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I LIKE MUSICALS, so I MUST be a preppy, excitable loser. I like VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a Satanist and have an uncontrollable bloodlust. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM OTHER COUNTRIES, IN OTHER LANGUAGES, so I MUST be boring and socially deprived. I THINK OLDER GUYS ARE HOT, so I MUST be an easy slut with relationship problems. I AM OBSESSED WITH CERTAIN BANDS, so I MUST be a groupie and be sleeping with the band. I have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, so I MUST be a schizophrenic nutcase on medication I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE | |||||||||
1. How do I love thee? Let me rant the ways » reviewsI've always wanted to say this too my boyfriend, but I'm too much of a wuss, so I worte it down and I'm letting a million strangers read it. Tell me if I should give this to him or not. I want to know if this too crazy to let him read. R&R plzComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-18-10 - Published: 8-9-09
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