Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Life, Haiku, Humor, Romance, and Action.
I'm olde enough to drink and have semi-informed opinions, and i'm a university student. I'm fluent in nerd, meme, and sarcasm, I'm a Bodger with levels of Bard, and Rogue and am currently shopping around for a prestige class. Obviously I'm a huge gamer who doesn't afraid of anything. I only have poems up as my stories either aren't long enough, or good enough, or on paper enough to be put up here. I don't write much anymore either though. :( neither time nor motivation exists for the pursuit of such.
An ode to my Juice box
One of a series of poems from my Creative writing class i was able to salvage before my old flash drive died suddenly
An Ode to this poem
Another from my Creative Writing class.
I seem to recall I had another one somewhere... the only time I can write these is a bizarre combination of sleep deprivation, caffeine and sugar. Because my friends have the latter two substances under lock and key when I'm around limericks are hard to come by.
I kid you not, the things described in this poem all happened. The mountain dew was shook up by a 7 month old baby. I almost had a heart attack when I saw that. Unfortunately I no longer work in daycare so no more crazy stories.
Just a haiku I came up with. I seem to be good at coming up with these. :D writes more
This just kinda came to me out of nowhere.
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So apparently leaving reviews is over-rated now. damn. :/