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since: 03-15-08, id: 603628, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Life, Haiku, Humor, Romance, and Action.

About me:
I'm olde enough to drink and have semi-informed opinions, and i'm a university student. I'm fluent in nerd, meme, and sarcasm, I'm a Bodger with levels of Bard, and Rogue and am currently shopping around for a prestige class. Obviously I'm a huge gamer who doesn't afraid of anything. I only have poems up as my stories either aren't long enough, or good enough, or on paper enough to be put up here. I don't write much anymore either though. :( neither time nor motivation exists for the pursuit of such.

POEMS

An ode to my Juice box
One of a series of poems from my Creative writing class i was able to salvage before my old flash drive died suddenly

An Ode to this poem
Another from my Creative Writing class.

Limericks
I seem to recall I had another one somewhere... the only time I can write these is a bizarre combination of sleep deprivation, caffeine and sugar. Because my friends have the latter two substances under lock and key when I'm around limericks are hard to come by.

Little Children
I kid you not, the things described in this poem all happened. The mountain dew was shook up by a 7 month old baby. I almost had a heart attack when I saw that. Unfortunately I no longer work in daycare so no more crazy stories.

My Heart
Just a haiku I came up with. I seem to be good at coming up with these. :D writes more

My World
This just kinda came to me out of nowhere.

All works, characters, plot, and ideas are (c) 2012 of The Ninja Squirrel all rights reserved. Any use with the express permission of the author is plagiarism and illegal so don't do it.

So apparently leaving reviews is over-rated now. damn. :/


1. Piyo Power
"PIYO POWER 1, 2, 3! CHICKENS FIGHT FOR YOU AND ME!" Super powers, Alien chickens and senior prom what are 5 high school girls to do?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Published: 3-24-12
2. Fantasia of Masks
Sarah and her roommate went into that pawn shop looking for masks, instead they found something entirely different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Published: 3-24-12
3. Terry Suave, Secret Agent
Terry suave is the best secret agent in the world, what happens when his arch nemesis discovers his weakness? short story I wrote years ago, thus the bad writing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Published: 11-11-10 - Complete
4. Precarious reviews
what is it holding you back from madness?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-10 - Complete
5. Enough reviews
a poem about something i think we've all gone through at some point
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-17-10 - Complete
6. My Heart reviews
It's a haiku...please read it?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete
7. Us reviews
Poem about me and my now Ex BF. wrote it cause I felt like it. read it or don't, up to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-09 - Complete
8. Limmericks » reviews
a couple of limericks I made up. Rated for alcohol, and fictional animal abuse.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete
9. Little Children reviews
A poem of real things that have happened to me while babysitting, or working in a daycare center.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete
10. An Ode to a Juice Box reviews
Who doesn't love juice boxes?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete
11. An Ode to this Poem reviews
a humorous ode parodying odes.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-09 - Complete