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since: 03-18-08, id: 604065, Profile edited: 08-08-08
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Romance.

There is a girl

Who writes her ideas on walls

Who can't make up her mind

When she jumps around she occasionally falls

When she curses, she gets fined

When she plays games

Whether with boards, mats or hearts

She'll always win

Because that's just her, Jen.

That's, like, one of my most favorite poems I've ever written.

Yeah. I like it.


Updates:

The Eight of the Eight month of the Two-thousand and Eighth year.

So, I'm sad (and kinda glad) to say that Earth to Elizabeth has been put to rest indefinitely. If you've read the twelfth and probably the last chapter, you know why. I'm really sorry to see it go but it was always making me mad that I couldn't figure out where it was going.

But, oh well. I'm moving on to new and better things. I'm going to be taking Journalism when school starts so that'll help me out with writing. For now I've been brainstorming and jotting down tons of stuff...

Keep on the look out for new things.

Stories:

Earth to Elizabeth: Elizabeth has a problem. She knows she does and she's okay with that. You see, Elizabeth can't just settle for something. For her everything has to be perfect. This isn't anything like OCD and it's over and beyond perfectionism. Elizabeth wants someone who can keep her entertained, someone who doesn't insult her, someone who is perfect.

One Shots:

Summer Sunscreen: Renee has a horrible sunburn and even worse morals.




1. Earth to Elizabeth » reviews
I watched as he took the pencil, pulled the front of his pants open, and dropped the pencil in. “I hope that didn’t go in your boxers.” “It did,” He said, grinning. I sighed. There was no way I wanted it anymore. On HIATUS while being REWRITTEN!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 4-24-08
2. Summer Sunscreen reviews
ONE SHOT. A girl finds a note from the boy she met at a bed and breakfast. Sunscreen just doesn't work for forbidden summer flings.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-08
3. Opposing Her reviews
One Shot. "Hey there, Addie," Regina, my step mother, said cheerfully. I felt my eye twitch. "Regina," I deadpanned. "Hope you like porkchops!" She said. Well that's just great. I'm a vegetarian. A girl who hates her stepmother with a passion. R&R please
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08
4. Marriage reviews
-One Shot- Three views on marriage. It's short but not so sweet. Fifty percent corny plus fifty percent cynical equals 100 percent humorous. Review if you wish.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
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