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since: 03-18-08, id: 604065, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Humor, and Thriller.

There is a girl

Who writes her ideas on walls

Who can't make up her mind

When she jumps around she occasionally falls

When she curses, she gets fined

When she plays games

Whether with boards, mats or hearts

She'll always win

Because that's just her, Jen.

That's, like, one of my most favorite poems I've ever written.

Yeah. I like it.


Updates:

The Twenty-second of the Fourth month of the Two-thousand and Ninth year.

I just put up the first chapter of my new short story. I'm loving it so far. My Suicidal Teddy Bear. Big thanks to my beta, Charli.

Stories:

Earth to Elizabeth: Elizabeth has a problem. She knows she does and she's okay with that. You see, Elizabeth can't just settle for something. For her everything has to be perfect. This isn't anything like OCD and it's over and beyond perfectionism. Elizabeth wants someone who can keep her entertained, someone who doesn't insult her, someone who is perfect.

My Suicidal Teddy Bear: I thought he was just another teddy bear to add to my collection. Little did I know he was alive... or suicidal.

One Shots:

Summer Sunscreen: Renee has a horrible sunburn and even worse morals.

And She Makes Me Smile: Ricky. He's completely innocent in his choice.

In a Dark Room: They made a mistake. But she wants an apology.

Opposing Her: Addie is cursed with an overly perky step mother.

The Ride: John Miller, a hitchhiker, meets Bill, the lonely truck driver.

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1. My Suicidal Teddy Bear reviews
I thought he was just another teddy bear to add to my collection. Little did I know he was alive... and suicidal.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 4-22-09
2. That Was a Close One reviews
Isabella was just trying to watch her novella. Then the bounty hunter came. Now she's doomed. Drabble.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09
3. The Ride reviews
One shot. The story of a lonely truck driver and an eccentric, atypical hitchhiker. Short but funny and exciting.
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-09
4. And She Makes Me Smile reviews
Ricky has had some pretty bad days in his life. But today has to top them all. He'll tell her what he's been doing and she won't take it so well. He'll tell her today. And all because the other one makes him smile.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
5. In a Dark Room reviews
-One Shot- Jordan and Charlie made a mistake. Charlie left, Jordan was alone in a dark room. An apology and we'll be together forever. Pure fluff. Short and Sweet.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 12-12-08
6. Earth to Elizabeth » reviews
I watched as he took the pencil, pulled the front of his pants open, and dropped the pencil in. “I hope that didn’t go in your boxers.” “It did,” He said, grinning. I sighed. There was no way I wanted it anymore. On HIATUS indefinitely.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 4-24-08
7. Summer Sunscreen reviews
ONE SHOT. A girl finds a note from the boy she met at a bed and breakfast. Sunscreen just doesn't work for forbidden summer flings.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-08
8. Opposing Her reviews
One Shot. "Hey there, Addie," Regina, my step mother, said cheerfully. I felt my eye twitch. "Regina," I deadpanned. "Hope you like porkchops!" She said. Well that's just great. I'm a vegetarian. A girl who hates her stepmother with a passion. R&R please
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08
9. Marriage reviews
-One Shot- Three views on marriage. It's short but not so sweet. Fifty percent corny plus fifty percent cynical equals 100 percent humorous. Review if you wish.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
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