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Capritarius
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since: 03-19-08, id: 604191, Profile edited: 06-20-08
Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, Humor, Fable, Play, Spiritual, Mythology, and Love.

I love Poptarts. In fact, I love pastries in general. Someday I'll learn to bake an optical-illusion-shaped cake: I'll let you eat it if you figure out how. Where's the top? the bottom? The icing? Is that an inverted strawberry? Eventually, they'll just get confused and settle for Poptarts. I have.

I used to post my stuff on fanfiction, but that died: you see, I don't actually like the idea of fan fics, and none of my stories were actually fan fiction anyway. Common problem, I gather. It doesn't matter what I write, though I prefer short stories to stuff like poems. I still write poems sometimes. I used to ask people to say the first word that popped into their head, and then I'd make a poem out of it. But poems are more complicated for expressing ideas. I'll settle for Poptarts...I mean short stories.

If you'd like, you could suggest a story for me to write. I have too much time on my hands anyway, and focusing on one story for too long is impractical. Eventually, the original idea and mood of the story is entirely diluted. So please, suggest. Unless you're too lazy, I perfectly understand that. Why do you think I hate cake?

Everytimeyoutakeabreath,in,out,thousandsmorepeopledieworldwidefromvariouscauses,morethanyoucouldeverwritedown.In,out,dying,beingborn,thousandsuponthousandsuponmillions.

Isnt' it exciting? My heart's bleeding just thinking about it.

...wow, was that really the stuff spinning through my head a few months ago? Tha's pretty hardcore.

My soul isn't a cake anymore

It's more like a carved pumpkin, but I'll say no more.

I've finally started writing again, so there's a new story and a new poem up.

PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO BURN THEM LIKE ONE-LEGGED KITTENS

I MUST KNOW WHETHER i HAVE RUSTED OR TEMPERED

that is all, good folk




1. Peppermint reviews
Wow...my return to poetry after my self-induced hiatus of several months... I let it write itself, just sort of poured out. I didn't expect it to be this angsty, but...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08
2. The Infinite Turtle Factory reviews
Just making fun of the world in general, as usual
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
3. Silk Mantis and the Deafening Tin Can: REVAMPED » reviews
A prologue to a series I'm thinking of writing. the older version was on fanfiction, under the same name, 15 chapters long. This is the better, longer, editted version. Dark stuff, rated M for gore/cruelty, though it does have its lighthearted moments.
Mythology - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 3-22-08
4. Lie Down and Rot »
about a fifteen-year-old who sees ghosts. Somewhat different writing style from my other stories obviously . Decided a change of pace would be nice, you know?
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
5. The Serpent Forgotten reviews
I know it seems out of character for me, but hey, whatever. It's a story about the beginning of the world, I guess you could say
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
6. Just Another Saturday » reviews
Sort of a parody of the sort of world we live in, the mistakes people make. Pretty humourous too, the ridiculosity ? of it. I like it.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
7. Catface and the Winter Village »
Experimentation with a new writing style. I was trying to go for the foggy, vague, dreamy myth sort of feel, but I don't know how successful I was. And before you ask, I love baby seals. As for puppies...well, that's a different story
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
8. The Passage of the Duck » reviews
Written after being influenced by Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Another surprise ending, I'm a fan of those. And yes, I suck at making up names. Deal with it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
9. On the Rocks » reviews
Entirely spontaneous, and purposefully ambiguous. There's really no point, but go ahead if you're a fan of imagery and non sequitur endings.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
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