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since: 03-20-08, id: 604370, Profile edited: 04-17-08
Author has written 26 stories for Love, General, Action, General, Humor, Supernatural, Sci-Fi, Life, School, Religion, Fantasy, Haiku, and Family.

Quote of the Month (2008)

April: We remembered our dead. So many dead. So many maimed. So many bright futures consigned to the ashes of the past. So many dreams lost in the madness that engulfed us. Except for a few widely scattered shouts of joy, the survivors of the abyss sat hollow-eyed and silent, trying to comprehend a world without war.

March: The best way to predict the future is to create it...

Personel Profile:

Age: 16 (junior) / Height: 5'8" / EyeColor: Blue / Hair Color: Brown with natural blond highlights / Gender: Female / Hobbies: Running (XC & Track), Reading, Writing, Watching movies, Sleeping / Family: 3rd of 4 kids, older brother married and living in Baltimore, younger brother in elementary, and older sister in college, 2 old and happily married parents / Favorite Food: Mom's gulosh (Hungarian dish) / Friends: A few really close ones and a lot of 'acquaintances' / Boyfriend: 18 years old and going on to college / School-life: Hectic / Home: Charleston, S.C / Bloodlines: British (at least 50), Hungarian, & Irish / GPA: Yeah right / Religion: Roman Catholic / When I started writing (or at least trying to write): 6th grade

Okay and now to be random I present to you If I Were an Evil Villian

http://www.saviodsilva.org/lists/f22.htm (The following list is from this site)

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, if I ever happen to become an Evil Overlord:

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicatment before killing them.

7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, "Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."

8. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. (Or better yet shoot him and then say "No")

9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push".

11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

22. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

24. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

25. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

27. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

29. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. (Stupid Ewoks)

(of course I did skip over a few that weren't as funny or were completely unnecessary) I hope you had fun reading!


Stories Authored: (26) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (5) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Responding reviews
Depressing.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
2. Be Careful What You Say reviews
A short poem. Whenever I leave the house I always make sure to tell my parents and little bro that I love them. You know, in case anything happens.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
3. Take Care reviews
A haiku for my parents from their perspective .
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08
4. A Cage reviews
I wrote this while in Math class wondering why in the world would I need to know this in life. This got me thinking that if not for high school I'd probably be making something of my life right now. Oh well. Here you go.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
5. Read a Book reviews
Almost a saga. Not that long maybe a 4-5 minute read, but it might be interesting. I hope you like it.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
6. A Child's Work reviews
A story about a child's literary work. Kind of sad.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
7. Two Sad Words
Short poem, I got the idea from the Yalnats family song in the book 'Holes'. You know the 'If only if only the woodpecker cried the bark on this tree was a little bit softer.' Of course the poems all mine though.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
8. Devil Stand Behind Me reviews
A short poem about what I fear the most. That I'll lose my faith.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08
9. Bite Down Hard reviews
A short little poem lovingly dedicated to my math teacher.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
10. The Saga of the Stones: The Resurgence
5 kids find these five amazing stones that crashland from space, 10 years later they become involved in an intergallatic struggle and they must save Earth from the invasion of an evil warlord bent on the destruction of his enemies. 1st in a trilogy.
Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
11. A Moment in My Mind During an 800
An explanation on what an 800 is is found inside. Enjoy!
Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
12. What I Would Give
A short poem about how far I would go for someone I cared for.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 3-31-08
13. Crazy Laughter reviews
Oh just a little something I wrote for one of my friends funny little people . It really is crazy. I put humor because my friend laughed her head off when she read it though I don't see what's so funny .
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08
14. La Mujer en Mi Sueño reviews
Es una cuenta sobre una mujer en un sueño. Spanish isn't my first language, but I read some spanish stories now and then. If you're a speaker could you R&R and tell me my mistakes. I'm sure there're a few. Also there's a translation for non-speakers.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
15. My Garden of Golden Memories
A story about a garden. Not what it sounds like. Read if you want to figure out what that means.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
16. A Nightmare vs A Good Dream reviews
A short poem about two dreams, one a nightmare, the other a good dream. An embodiment of ying and yang. Enjoy.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
17. Help Me to Remember reviews
Enjoy, a short poem so shouldn't take too long and it has a catchy rhythm.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
18. Desert Time reviews
A short poem about life in a desert. Take it as you may and enjoy as you will.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
19. Check reviews
Not a very nice poem. I wrote it when I was mad at someone so afterwards I felt horrible about it, but it was true feeling, angry but true. Language, please don't let kids read.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
20. The Warriors of Valhalla
There's one part in the story that isn't for a child's delicate eyes, but anywho. The story's about Vikings and Norse mythology. Ragnarok if you know what I mean. I thought it was awesome. Enjoy!
Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08
21. The Thief reviews
A sad poem and it won't take long to read. I don't like writing about death, but sometimes you have to or else it just eats away at you.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08
22. The Silence reviews
Not for kids, because of some graphic detail and morbid line of thought. I don't generally write dark stuff and some might not consider this dark, but I do. Kind of futuristic soldier stuff.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
23. Wide Awake and Thinking reviews
A short paragraph about those kind of days where you can't think of anything that you want to do, one of those restless days. If you know what I mean you know what I mean, if not read on.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
24. A Second Chance
This is a story of a girl that failed once but refuses to fail again. You can read more to find out what I mean. Bittersweet, but peaceful maybe. To me anyways.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
25. Chilly Willy's Grumpy Cold Day reviews
A funny little poem about Chilly Willy. Short so shouldn't take long.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
26. Purpose reviews
For those in search of purpose. I hope you'll R&R, but if not that's okay. My only goal is to make the readers happy.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
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