Hi! To make this simple, I am a Gemini, Aussie, brunette who enjoys long walks on the beach and ... poking dead things with sticks! Ok no... I am as average as a 15 year old, hyper Gemini who has a nutso Italian family can be. Yes I can actually admit that I'm nuts/psycho/neurotic/psychotic/odd/quirky/eccentric/whatever-you-wanna-think-of-me.

I enjoy reading and writing, I believe you feel much better after you write things down. I also LOVE Split Enz and Crowded House more than life itself, you could say I suffer from "Finn Fever" I also have a Fanfiction.net account, Dizrythmia Chook. I am more a Fanfic writer than this sort, I have many ideas but am not quite ready to write them, I like mulling things over for a long time.

I also procrastinate, I love sarcasm and I adore FOOTY! I like Aussie Rules only, I go for the mighty Fremantle Dockers. I'm not even from Fremantle but I like them. I live in Brisbane, or Bris Vegas as it is often called.

As I said above, I LOVE Split Enz and Crowded House. I am not ashamed of this obsession, I don't care about the weird looks I get, I'm a very happy individual. I also ADORE art/prog rock, it is so awesome, stuff like Roxy Music, Bowie and Talking Heads are so awesome! I also loved Aussie/Kiwi rock from the 70s and 80s, it's so awesome!

My very good friend is also on this site, fitzy-loves-footy. She is so awesome! So read her story! It's so good!

One of my life's dreams is to be a poet or a lyricist, not a singer cos I can't sing to save my life, I'm not getting there though... I'm pretty much a history nerd who loves learning about the past. I also have a very wide and extensive knowledge about general things and Split Enz and Crowded House, so any questions, feel free to PM me. I might get something up here soon, I'll try, cos you never know...

Here are my fave movies: Death at a Funeral, POTC, Bruce Almighty, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, Brothers Grimm, Music and Lyrics.

My Fave books: Harry Potter, Finding Grace, Walking Naked (pretty much anything by Alyssa Brugman) Does My Head Look Big In This, Princess Academy, I also hope to start reading His Dark Materials when I get the chance.

My favourite bands are: Split Enz, Crowded House, Neil Finn, Tim Finn, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, E.L.O. (more art rockers!)

I also LOVE funny/clever quotes in songs, some of my faves are:

“She’s neurotic, psychotic, you name it, she’s got it.” Another Great Divide – Split Enz.

“So much you’ve always wanted, too much giving you a sore head.” I Walk Away- Split Enz.

“It’s a tight squeeze but I won’t let go, time is on the table and the dinner’s cold.” Private Universe- Crowded House.

“I went out to see if I could fall in love again, that was my mistake.” My Mistake- Split Enz.

“I see what you mean sir, you’re mean sir, so mean sir, so meanwhile…” Malmsbury Villa – Split Enz.

“Tell me all the things you would change, I don’t pretend to know what you want.” Distant Sun- Crowded House.

“If I stop I could lose my head, so I’m losing you instead.” One Step Ahead – Split Enz.

“I got you and that’s all I want, I won’t forget, that’s a whole lot.” I Got You – Split Enz.

"You're just a hippy with a weekly wage, there's no rebellion, just a chance to be lazy." Fame Is - Crowded House

“I know I’m right, for the first time in my life, that’s why I tell you, you better be home soon.” Better Be Home Soon – Crowded House.

“There is freedom within, there is freedom without, try and catch the deluge in a paper cup.” Don’t Dream Its Over – Crowded House.

“History never repeats, I tell myself before I go to sleep.” History Never Repeats – Split Enz.

“Same as it ever was.” Once in a Lifetime – Talking Heads.

“All I want is something I can write about, all I want is something I can cry about.” Don’t Stop Now – Crowded House.

“The papers I read are yesterdays news, not a 100 percent sure what I did with my shoes.” Transit Lounge – Crowded House.

“Good old Chris the contortionist is bent, if not worse.” Jamboree – Split Enz.

“Searching, burning, tossing and turning - desperatly.” Our Day - Split Enz

“Nothing was different, everything changed then haul away...” Haul Away - Split Enz

“Seal my fate, I get your tongue in the mail...” Love This Life - Crowded House

Yes, I admit it, I pretty much can quote the Finn's songs... Any of the Crowdies or Enz stuff anyway...

So... I suppose that's it... So, bye!

Dizrythmia (please see my fanfic page!)