My motto: "If it floats your boat, I don't want to sink your ship."

Stop pondering life, and just live it. We don't know anything, and there's a reason for that.

I like Bohemian clothes, but I don't have the guts to wear them.

I have a lot of delayed reactions. "Ow." "I poked you five minutes ago."

I am ruled by music and lyrics.

People who whine and do nothing annoy me.

I love comedy.

Chinese tea is amazing.

MADTV is not funny. Sorry. In Living Color and SNL are funny.

I want to marry Jon Stewart...and maybe Steven Colbert (as long as he's not wearing make-up).

"Who's this Obama you speak of?"

Led Zeppelin is the best band ever. You can't argue that fact. And if you do, then you obviously don't know Led Zeppelin.

Katy Perry cannot sing.

I believe in a thing called love.

I wish there was no such thing as religion. It causes too much trouble.

Tupac and Elvis are dead. Sorry to disappoint you.

I hate ignorance.

I wonder what solitary confinement would be like.

I want to tell an amnesiac they've killed someone.

I'm interested in everything. I have an insatiable curiosity.

I'd really like to fly some day. With wings. That'd be awesome.

I'm not very good with conversations and I hate awkward moments. This is where the stares ensue. "O.O" "Why are you looking at me like that?" "I don't really know."

If you don't like me, tell me. Really. It helps prevent awkward situations. And I'll understand. A lot of people don't like me.

I like singing. And I don't care if I'm bad at it.

I hate mainstream music. Really. I'll stick with the classics, thank you.

I have a superiority complex sometimes. But then again, who doesn't?

I'm very open about most things. I'm not insecure nor am I introverted.

I despise MTV. It should be OSTV (obviously scripted television).

Mitch Hedberg is my idol.

Just because I'm agnostic, does not mean I don't have morals. I have a lot of them. Shocker.

I'd like to go to Carnegie Mellon. The chances of that are 0.

I have schizophrenia, paranoia, and short term memory loss. I'm not kidding.

I hate people who try to be wise and don't realize they're spouting nonsense.

Global warming does not exist. There, I said it.

"I fart in your general direction!"

I hate it when people say 'no offense' after they've said something offensive.

My catchphrase: "Bitch, please."

Children should not be coddled. They should be disciplined.

Since a lot of people put their background, I believe I should add a little something about myself. I'm a freshman in highschool who has been writing since I learned the English. I love creating things. I love words, sentences, phrases, and most of all, stories. I read whenever I can, and it seems that there are so many books that I can never finish. My imagination is quite large, and you can often find me in a daze (or being loud and singing). I get inspiration from everything. Ideas hit me from literally nowhere. I like to write the truth, even though there are deeper truths that I can't seem to work up.

I've recently become agnostic after growing up Christian. It's my own choice because I can't seem to accept God as an actual facet in my life. I don't believe there is a greater power and find it foolish that so many wars were fought over religion. I'd rather stay away from things that can become easily corrupt, and religion is a tool for hypocrites. That doesn't mean I'm a horrible person with no morals, it just means I don't believe in God. However, I can't disprove the existence of one. That's why I'm not an Atheist. Until I'm dead, I won't know.

For more on me, here's my fanfiction profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1241659/

Or: http://www.writerscafe.org/writers/Clyde-chan/

Books Coming Soon!