hi i am writing a story anyway here are some of my stats

name: patatoface obviously

age: old enough to write a thingy that you read

looks like: impossibly hansome so i can't describe myself

favorite food: umm well soap??

likes: being antisocial, writing storyies (new intrest) and mabey eating soap??

dislikes: sharp and pointy things, flashy thingys that hurt my eyes and things that go boom my own life hence why i'm writing

brand of fridge: unknown

favorite cheesecake: the one with soap in it

least liked cheesecake: the one without soap in it

favorite saying: an eye for an eye a 1.45 for a packet of chips

what i am currently doing: writing in my profile

most liked soap: they are all pretty good and they all make my mouth froth frothing of the mouth

religeon: faceisem

favoite person: can you guess it's me

place of birth: a hospital

other things: jeaus was an alian striper gods a hobo faceman rules i'm very good at hurting myself i got a hokey ball today yayyaa it makes perfect cents to me hahaha you're lucky i didn't join my words or you would be in for a hell of a time mwahahahahaha (read my stories)

1. Sword Masters reviews

Dyson is a perfectly normal teenager he eats, he sleeps and he goes to school wait did I mention that it’s one of the most elite battle academies in the universe. His life is pretty good well until his school is attacked by a massive army of enemy soldier

Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08