Mmk, so how many people actually read these things?
Not a lot, i'm guessing. Except for those few avid FictionPress users ;)
Ok, time for the real juicy stuff!
Who am i? What am i?! Why am i here? Do i even write?!
I know you want those answers so bad...Of course you do.
And because im such a loving person i will tell you the answers to those questions.
Who am i?! I am Alice C. Walker...no, that is not my real name but it's all you need to know :
Yea yea, i know. Such a let down, and you know what ive got to say about that? Tough Luck. I know you're all gonna die without knowing my true name but hang in there.
I sound like a such a callous person...awww.
What am i? Well, honestly, that's a stupid question. I AM A BLOODTHIRSTY, VICIOUS MONSTER!! Pshhyeaa..what else could i be?
And i bet you were thinking i was just a normal person. Haha..Haha, you made a funny!
But no, seriously...RAWR!
Why am i here? Why are YOU here? Exactly...that's what i thought.
DO I EVEN WRITE?!...no, im completly illiturate and dropped out of school after kindergarten. Of course i write! And i hope to create enjoyable stories that will please all readers!...and hopefully finally finish a story 100 percent.
Oh yea, did i mention my painfully annoying habit of quiting stories halfway through due to my laziness..maybe positive feedback from A LOT of readers will inspire to write more! -hint hint- :)
I hope i have completly satisfied your curiosity about the amazing me!
If not...oh well.
FictionPress.com - let the words flow
