I have been given a virtual piece of white paper and have been asked to fill it out with details of myself...

What can I say? I could blabber a whole book about myself but you'd still know nothing, yet you could over-analyse what I've said so far and know everything there is to know about the internal mechanics of my devious mind.

At first, I used to stick to Quizilla but recently got bored with it. So I teleported here with my favourite penguin to be amazed by the quality of work in FP. My favourite story here is "Six Feet From Paradise" by JD Allen and some stories by Myrika.

I appreciate reviews, cough.ahem.cough, and I have been known to return favours.

If you would like to know my name, location, favourite colour, or even if my penguin is single, you may ask.

I bite when I'm provoked, but mostly just tend to nibble affectionately...

Cheerio =)