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since: 03-30-08, id: 605752, Profile edited: 11-08-08
Author has written 15 stories for General, Romance, Love, Life, Family, and Young Adult.

They're singing German lullabies around me and the Swede is talking to her boyfriend, the one whose married and sends her red roses every Tuesday. My mother and my little brother have got Monty Python turned up so loud my walls are bleeding and I've got my fingers trembling as I try to find a way to make my father believe I'm not an alcoholic at fifteen years of age. My boyfriend hates me for purely political reasons and we're seperated by an ocean now that his family decided to fuck everything up. My friends have dyed their hair multi-coloured to promote 'racial equality' and keep telling me to taste it - taste the rainbow, but although this may be painfully old-hat, all I taste is bitter. Life is chaotic. Some people say anything is better than death.

But I'm tired.

8:04 PM, Saturday, 8th of November, 2008.

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! READING THIS!

I demand SATISFACTION.

Also that you go to THE REVIEW MARATHON
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little side note: you've probably noticed I pretty much write about morbid subjects, aka murder/serial killers/etc, but it's not because I'm insane, or a budding serial killer. I just find people that evil extremely interesting, because what made them that way?! So yeah. Just wanted to clarify: not insane.

authors: arthur miller, jean genet, rimbaud, baudelaire, hunter s thompson, bukowski, palahniuk, shakespeare (mainly Romeo and Juliet... yes, I am not above tragic romance!), marquis de sade (naughty man he was), also, I do not mind the odd serial killer novel (once again: not insane) such as the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay or the Hannibal series by Thom Harris.




1. Studies in Life & Stuff
Complexity will do nothing but kill you.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08
2. Once I Was A Child reviews
Incest. Rape. Adultery. Murder. Love. Welcome to the slow-burn into Hell.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-08
3. This Is It reviews
Impressions of the American rite-of-passage that is the Fall Fling mixer.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-08
4. Suffering reviews
Isn't it the reason I'm alive?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-23-08
5. Untitled reviews
You said masochism was just another word for love.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 7-19-08
6. The Suicidee and the Satirist » reviews
Trying very hard for surreptious suicide, her breath iscolated and tangible, her face taut and twisting, scarred, from so many abuses.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 4-25-08
7. The Suckling reviews
My mother: creator, then destroyer of my life.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08
8. For Gene reviews
The flesh here: it's naked and pink. And young.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08
9. Matryoshka reviews
Femininity is a merry-go-round.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
10. Smoker's Cough reviews
He came to me outside Hospital Doors.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08
11. Hitchhiker reviews
The driver's cab is cold with the dubious vein of blood and bleach, chemical and core.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
12. Well, Doctor reviews
Revelations in waiting rooms.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
13. RE: Suicide PostIt reviews
Your suicide Post-It was blunt, to say the least.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-19-08
14. A Quiet Kiss reviews
A quiet kiss was all I ever asked of him – never more, never less, just one small kiss to concrete my fifteenth birthday and asendancy to Lord Knows What
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08
15. Bacon and Blood reviews
A serial killer soliloquizes to his latest victim as he prepares her last meal.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08
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